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How Housewardens would react if you told them you got into a fight:

Riddle: 

"That very action goes against rule 504! You should be very ashamed of yourself! Unless of course you were acting in self defense... in that case rule 632 would act to cancel out rule 504. Very well! Just letting you know what you did was very dangerous and you should think back on your actions, hmph!"

*walks away muttering about idiocy*

Leona: 

"Did you win?" 

"What I'm curious if a herbivore like yourself could hold your own in a fight."

"It better not have been one of my punks who picked a fight with you, if it was I oughta teach them a lesson." 

*just goes back to napping*

Azul: 

"Did you get caught?" "Now,  now, don't worry if you did I would happily delete any live footage of the interaction as well as have Floyd deal with witnesses. For a small fee of course."

Kalim: 

"Was it fun?! Did you win, it sounds fun. Jamil never let's me get into fights..."

"Oh, Wait are you okay?! I forgot to ask! Do you need food, an ice pack, I'll ask Jamil to get through first aid kit! "

Vil: 

"Oh spudling I can tell."

"How you ask? Well darling their blood had soaked your blouse and that bruise on your cheek is turning a deep purple."

"Come on now let me cover it with some concealer can't let you frolicking around in an uncouth manner, as for your blouse, just keep your blazer over it till you have time to change."

Idia: 

"Erk! What is it with you extroverts and starting unessaary side quests. An all out Brawl style Raid on a Wednesday? Nuh uh."

"Unless of course they made an absoloute L move, then by all means doxx them all the way weeheehee."

Malleus: 

"Oh did someone provoke you child of man?"

"I wish you involved me in this sooner, now tell me. What is the name of this plebeian that involves themselves with you?"

*distant rumble of thunder*

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Ranking twst Characters based on how much I'd trust them driving me somewhere

I take no critisism

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Yuu in group therapy with the overblot boys:

Yuu: okay so when I have a mental breakdown I get a runny nose and puffy eyes BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A BREAKDOWN YOU GET A GLOW UP AND WARDROBE CHANGE?

Overblot boys: ...

Yuu: HOW IS THIS FAIR

Credits to iluvbadminton my friendo we were joking about this earlier today

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Okay I'm going to make you sad but hear me out

Yuu forgetting everyone in twisted wonderland but when they return they get a strong urge to get a tattoo of whoever they were closest to.

All the Aceyuu shippers (including me) imagining Yuu getting a heart tattoo and just looking at it when they're overwhelmed.

Or the Malleyuu shippers thinking of Yuu with a dragon tattoo and brushing their hand over it whenever they're lonely

Haha I made you sad now

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Leech brothers "That's The-Morrays!"

(To the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin)

🎵When you're scammed by a guy and there's two other guys!🎵

🎵That's the Morrays!🎵

🎵When one seems to whine, and the other looks fine!🎵

🎵That's the Morrays!🎵

🎵When you've been here since nine, at the Octavinelle Dine."🎵

🎵There's the Morrays!🎵

Help Floyd trapped be in the storage room and I hear Jade grabbing the mushrooms.

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Wake up babe new character alignment chart just dropped

Bloop

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As all hot girls do, I like to look at animal facts and I found this

So now I imagine whenever Azul finishes a test he just chews on his arm.

That or during the boardgames club

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Grim is Yuu's son

You know how cats are very cautious about who they give their kittens to. So I just imagine that by like book four Yuu is very protective over Grim. Like Yuu will just be in dire need or a break and someone will be like "you rest let me take care of Grim." and Yuu is not having it.

Example: (Tired) Yuu: I'm not going to sleep yet. Trey(quickly luring Grim away with treats): you have to rest nothing will happen I promise

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Night RAVEN college

Dire CROWley

RAVErNe

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

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(Stinky Crowley) Why Dire Crowley is responsible for the overblots: Finale

I will also be linking all other parts here

Intro Riddle Leona Azul Jamil Vil Idia Malleus

Witchy got sick and couldn't post :(

BUT I'M BACK.

This is my finale until a new overblot occurs then I'll be back on my BS.

I’ve Wrapped up all the current overblots. (If there is another overblot I will do another analysis on that one when it reaches EN severs) so now what.

What do we know?

Spoilers for all currently out books (including some book 8)

We know Crowley is most definately not human, his sharp ears and mask somewhat resembling that of the old fae warriors (sharing the same glowing eyes) and his unidentified age potentially relating to fae herritage.

Other than that this is all theory work.

Who is he based off of?

There are two main options: Diablo Malificent’s raven (this would tie into the “Crowley is Maleanor’s husband theory) or the Evil queen’s raven. I’m not too sure but I think there was a Evil Queen flashback in book 8 which could tie into Crowley coming into the spotlight via the school tournament as well as if apple motif in his vacation shirt and him sharing the same main colour scheme as the evil queen. Now that may be because Pomefiore is the oldest house at NRC but it’s still worth noting.

Now I’ve covered HOW I think Dire Crowley enduced overblots, and WHO I think he's based off of, but not why.

Maybe he wanted to accumalate power via blot? Send the world into chaos? Get revenge for the death of his Wife? Do justice to fae kind? You can tell I’m making things up now can’t you?

The truth is I have no idea why. If you have an idea please put it in my asks but otherwise I am clueless.

Now my theory for book 8.

Now I know it’s something about a tournament between NRC and RSA and we get new pretty characters. Now if we’re thinking about the game itself and not the lore, what are they planning to do with them? New cards???(please Twst lords, please).

Let me paint you a picture (a horrible crazy picture made in crayon)

hm a tournament that sounds familiar (Leona Flashback) we’ve got magic, we’ve got tension, we’ve got resented relationships (I mean the face Jamil made after talking with Minajael quite frankly worry for his sanity all over again) surely this tournament won’t send our boys back into an overblot... YES THAT’S MY THEORY.

I don’t know how or when but the overblot club will overblot again, causing havoc and torture forcing us to to work with RSA in order to save our boys. All while Crowley sits back grinning at his work.

Yeah this does sound stupid the more I think about it.

None the less I do believe we’ll get more Crowley content, peeling back his layers. Motive, mean, mondays, okay maybe not that last one.

I do however believe Crowley created the school, in part 2 of book eight Ambrose is refered to as the “63rd” while Crowley is just “Crowley” I‘d like to think he’s fully responsible for the schools creation which is why he’s so stingy with money and is always so concerned for the school itself and not the students.

Crowley has been there since day one and now his plan is finally falling into place.

Thank you for everyone who has stuck with my batcrazy theories.

I will make a blog intro as well as start dabbling in scenarios.

Sending lots of love -

Witchy <3

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I know character blogs are all the rage rn and I lowkey wanna start one.

Which lead me to wonder which Character would suit me best.

Obviously I'm a Diasomnia student but that gives me 4 options...

So shall I become the elegant and alluding Malleus Draconia

should witchy transformation into Malleus on another vlog?

yes witchy do it!

nah ur no Briar Valley prince

Voting ended onApr 8

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(Stinky Crowley) Why Dire Crowley is responsible for the overblots: Malleus

Other parts: Intro Riddle Leona Azul Jamil Vil Idia Outro

Witchy is a terrible blog keeper :(

I have no overall posting schedule lol

you know the drill: HERE'S WHY DIRE CROWLEY IS EVIL

books 1-7 spoilers

This one took work we don’t see Crowley for majority of the first half our bird man has become practically invisible slowly removing himself from the narrative to avoid getting blamed for the numerous overblots. I was practically playing where’s Waldo except it was where’s ugly bird man, dude isn’t around till chapter 34. Of course this is where we find out that Lilia’s acceptance letter was over 500 years old (I must ask who sent out that letter). And then he sends Lilia off for his farewell.

That is of course until Malleus enters and tries to put everyone to sleep and Crowley says and I quote “A magical disaster?! Rgh... Everyone, I permit the use of offensive magic! Stop Draconia at once!” Now this does make sense as Malleus is doing something technically illegal but what if he did this to speed up Malleus’ magic exhaust to make him over blot? (Yes I know I am slowly grasping at less and less straws with these theories). But as we see in chapters past 300 Crowley is useless, yes we all know this already but he’s still just never helping claiming to have his hands full not even trying to help everyone. To everyone he just seems like some sad old man who cares more about school property than students.

Then he just parrots whatever the magic council says, which anyone could do.

Seriously he’s just a freak in the corner useless and pathetic. Puppeteering everyone to his whims.

He is using his flamboyancy to maniplate us. He's never there for too long, only creeping when's it's convinient.

I'll admit this isn't my best work but maybe Crowley was just relying on Maleanor's genes to kick in 🤷

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Item: A Thought Bubble Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Has a game ever genuinely changed how you think about something?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

lol this game minigame is so cute.

Yes actually Twisted wonderland had generally changed my life I started off with the manga and then moved onto the game it was an amazing experience to find characters with complex issues and problems. I really think I was able to better understand social dynamics and overall empower me to be a better person.

I know a lot of people feel the same about twisted wonderland and I adore the community

Ty for reading my little rant have an Idia

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(Stinky Crowley) Why Dire Crowley is responsible for the overblots: Idia

Other parts: Intro Riddle Leona Azul Jamil Vil Malleus Outro

"My entire life is just a collection of power point presentations" -Witchy 2026

Dire Crowley? Tired bone meat? Fire only? Idk im not dr seuss.

...Follow my channel I'll make a master link soon I promise.

Spoilers for books 1-6 ahead:

Believe it or not Crowley does actually help in book 6...slightly. I know I can’t believe it either. This can be seen within the first three chapters of book six where Grim has gone rabid due to the amount of blot crystals he’s consumed. We see Crowley rally some of the housewardens although the most prominent people there seem to be Vil, Idia and Ortho. This is the most out of character I’ve seen Crowley he explains the senario perfectly and when Ortho questions and I quote “Does it matter if the target is alive when we bring him in?” Crowley responds appropriately. For once we see an orderly Headmage ready to take charge of the situation.

Of course until the ferrymen come over and Crowley doesn’t even ask any questions. He just let’s himself be taken dropping the responsiblity onto Trein. He doesn’t freak out or resist he just accepts his fate like all of this was planned. But what if it was planned what if Crowley wanted STYX to come to Night Raven College what if it was part of his evil scheme, he’s completely out of the picture.

Everyone at school is just trying not to die. All previous Overblot victims are taken. And our poor poor Idia this introvert with an entire mountains worth of guilt on his back, a victim of circumstance feeling stuck and isolated. He is a mental disaster waiting to happen. Crowley might just know that Idia is heir to STYX fortune I mean it didn’t take the overblotters long to connect the dots in chapter 16 so if Crowley is truly cynical and scheming (Which he is) he could have planned all this out perfectly in order to make Idia the next victim. Of course there were other influences like Vil talking about the “0.1% chance” and Ortho’s insistence the entire time but I just know Dire Crowley is evil.

Now Yuu isn't too important to this overblot just along for the joyride or painride more like it (Correct me in the comments if I'm wrong) but the entire venture of book 6 goes far too smoothly for my liking, why wait until five students overblot to investigate? Why take Grim too? So so many questions and no one to look for for answers. Crowley isn't clueless he's playing a part.

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(Stinky Crowley) Why Dire Crowley is responsible for the overblots: Vil

Other parts: Intro Riddle Leona Azul Jamil Idia Malleus Outro

Witchy's back! Let's late Crowley

Posting this slightly early in order to send good faith into getting Vil's overblot card.

Vil please come home

Spoilers for books 1-5

Yet again Crowley is as absent as Deuce’s father. Our “Beloved” Head mage has put another task onto Yuu’s shoulders. Claiming a “joint dorm training” would serve to be effective. Surely other houses have spare rooms, yes I know very big assumption wow.

So why choose dusty old Ramshackle? Because Crowley is a dick who is making Yuu go through the blot-made horrors.

Vil our precious and beautiful idol, actor, singer, and goddess. The competition between him and Neige is obvious (not really) I mean Vil the Villain in every movie he plays while Neige is the doe eyed hero. It would piss me off too. Now if I was an old stinky evil Bird brain and I saw a guy who was tired of being the villain what would I do? Put him in a position where he’d be seen as the villain. I mean I don’t know about all of you but personally I was ready to b!tch slap Vil the second he poisoned the snacks. Now are Vil’s methods excessive and strict... yeah sorta. But is he a villain? NO! He’s a teenager holding the stress of being a world known actor, wanting to be “Most beautiful” but feeling he can’t compare to Neige,

Crowley sees this and takes advantage of it just like he takes advantage of everyone at NRC. Reminder that no teachers are seen during this high stakes event to supervise their training, it is entirely on the hands of just a bunch of teenagers. So Vil is here competing against his biggest competition in the film industry in a competition they’re doomed to lose making him feel like he’ll never be number one. We see him constantly checking Magicam for who’s most beautiful and he wants it to be him but the compotion makes him feel like he’s never enough leading to an overblot! And who's forced to be here as the "Manager"? Yuu, stuck in yet another horrible overblot.

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(Stinky Crowley) Why Dire Crowley is responsible for the overblots: Jamil

Other parts: Intro Riddle Leona Azul Vil Idia Malleus Outro

Spoilers for Book 4 and previous books ahead

Okay so I did read through book 4 again and well... there isn’t much on Crowley he’s there for like one chapter lies about finding us a way home and then dumps us with chores. He’s just going on vacation alone with no regards for Yuu’s health, just a sad old man, clearly I was wrong about him...

UNLESS HE WANTED YUU TO STAY AT NRC BECAUSE HE KNEW JAMIL WOULD BE THERE. I mean why not just have Yuu join one of their many friends back home wouldn’t that solve the whole food issue? NAH this man knew to dump some chore onto Yuu so they’d be stuck there and if they were stuck there then they’d need food, and where do you get food? The kitchen and who would be in the kitchen slaving away you ask? JAMIL F#CKING VIPER.

It all connects, Crowley’s next victim the overworked, annoyed, snake fuelled by resentment. We even see in Jamil’s flashback that Crowley doesn’t seem to care about who is housewarden from Jamil’s perspective the Headmage is just money hungry. Which yes he probably is money hungry but what if he’s also driving Jamil’s resentment further, twisting the knife deeper to fuel Jamil’s internal rage that’s been brewing since childhood. Or maybe not I’m just some nerd on a laptop.

Now at first i thought Yuu doesn’t fit too much into this, i thought they were a bystander on a rollercoaster, a very painful and messed up rollercoaster but still a rollercoaster none the less. That was until I read further into the chapter. Jamil does confess that if there was even slightly more influence from the Ramshackle duo his plan which reminded me that Yuu wasn’t a bystander Jamil was casting Kalim as the villain in order to gain sympathy from everyone in Scarabia especially in the Manga Yuu is incredibly driven to do what is right that’s because they don’t know how off Kalim is acting they don't know Kalim like someone like Azul or Floyd would. Yuu is entirely clueless to any previous dynamics at the school and Crowley knows it.

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(Stinky Crowley) Why Dire Crowley is responsible for the overblots: Azul

Other parts: Intro Riddle Leona Jamil Vil Idia Malleus Outro

Sup folks time to hate on the bird man.

Spoilers for books 1-3 bellow:

Out of all the Overblots this seems to be the one Crowley is most connected to. He confesses to having been intertwined with Azul’s previous dealings. He straight up asks us to “Deal with Ashengrotto” and when we claim it’s undoable he mentions our financial situation and says he’s “too busy” to deal with it himself. (source Fandom wiki Book 3 chapter 6). Reminder Jack is in the room here but Crowley barely acknowledges him he’s too focused threatening us into Azul’s schemes.

Crowley our oh so “Kind” headmage has decided yet again to send a clueless First year into another overpowered person’s clutches, isn’t what Azul doing breaking some code, some authority, some I don’t know law against education. Surely you could just report this behaviour to Sage Islands Education district. but he still chooses Yuu.

Come on folks HE IS PURPOSEFULLY LEADING Yuu to the instable and powerful.

Now does he know about Azul being bullied? I mean probably he is pretty bully-able/jk

But come on you don’t start a teenage mafia if you are stable it’s not too far stretched to think that Crowley just saw Azul’s socks and went “Yeah this kid isn’t well let’s add him to the list of victims” after all he is pretty strong in terms of magic making him a prime overblot victim.

But enough bullying Azul back on Crowley. Yeah there is no way this man sat through an interview and someone went yeah he seems like he can handle children and look out for their wellbeing. He is leading Yuu to these overblots using them as a puppet for his evil deeds. He lead a magicless student into the clutches on an unstable force when he had plenty of other options.