How Housewardens would react if you told them you got into a fight:
Riddle:
"That very action goes against rule 504! You should be very ashamed of yourself! Unless of course you were acting in self defense... in that case rule 632 would act to cancel out rule 504. Very well! Just letting you know what you did was very dangerous and you should think back on your actions, hmph!"
*walks away muttering about idiocy*
Leona:
"Did you win?"
"What I'm curious if a herbivore like yourself could hold your own in a fight."
"It better not have been one of my punks who picked a fight with you, if it was I oughta teach them a lesson."
*just goes back to napping*
Azul:
"Did you get caught?" "Now, now, don't worry if you did I would happily delete any live footage of the interaction as well as have Floyd deal with witnesses. For a small fee of course."
Kalim:
"Was it fun?! Did you win, it sounds fun. Jamil never let's me get into fights..."
"Oh, Wait are you okay?! I forgot to ask! Do you need food, an ice pack, I'll ask Jamil to get through first aid kit! "
Vil:
"Oh spudling I can tell."
"How you ask? Well darling their blood had soaked your blouse and that bruise on your cheek is turning a deep purple."
"Come on now let me cover it with some concealer can't let you frolicking around in an uncouth manner, as for your blouse, just keep your blazer over it till you have time to change."
Idia:
"Erk! What is it with you extroverts and starting unessaary side quests. An all out Brawl style Raid on a Wednesday? Nuh uh."
"Unless of course they made an absoloute L move, then by all means doxx them all the way weeheehee."
Malleus:
"Oh did someone provoke you child of man?"
"I wish you involved me in this sooner, now tell me. What is the name of this plebeian that involves themselves with you?"
*distant rumble of thunder*















