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[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[occulee]

Never imagined my first ArtFight attack this year would be Karkat Labubu but here we are

Him in all his terrible glory

[witchintestine]

This is normal Karkat to me.

[paperdollteeth-deactivated20181]

Aren’t my girls just LOV-ELY?

[halfswordkind]

dress dave up like a 40-year-old woman

why not just make her a 40 year old woman

[detheaby]

ok let me just finish this already, dave n rose swap!  cuz y not 7 v 7 

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[witchintestine]

Did you know that it's impossible to do anything in iMovie

[zemfruit]

[witchintestine]

I keep getting sad seeing pictures of babies

[ryvko]

[hellspawnmotel]

flowery edit

[yesornopolls]

Before this, did you know that 'baby shark' was around in the 2000s as a campfire song and used to have lyrics about losing limbs?

Before this, did you know that 'baby shark' was around in the 2000s as a campfire song and used to have lyrics about losing limbs?

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Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[witchintestine]

For like a year I've been meaning to try and make socks out of leather in my ongoing war against having to wear shoes. Even bought a cheap bag of leather scraps months ago. But I never started because I felt like I was gonna have to do some complex measuring shit to make sure the things were symmetrical and the right shape and all that. But just now I realized I could literally just cut two leather soles and sew them to the soles of normal cotton socks. Maybe add some smaller bits of leather around the sole to make a "wall" to block debris. But theoretically this should fix the problem of trying to make something a super-precise fit or add a space for laces so it doesn't fall off; normal socks already don't fall off due to the elastic. It's probably something that will wear out pretty quickly, but if it's simple enough to make then that should be ok. Main problem I could see would be washing them though, maybe the fabric part that would be most likely to pick up smells could be cut away, leaving fabric only touching the top part of the foot and the ankle, and so could be hand washed only occasionally. Much to think about if I ever get myself to do it, which seems a bit easier now that I have thought of a less complicated way.

[witchintestine]

Why's the secret Mew Mew dialogue about how Kris has to hide any protein they might have. Like I know it refers to the eggs, but you gotta know that sounds like a cum joke right. Like, you can't even get that dialogue unless you've already gotten the egg that chapter, so I dunno why you'd need to maintain mystery by calling them protein and not just eggs. I know there's probably some other reason, but we're all talking about sexual assault narratives now and that's the only original thought I got about that.

[witchintestine]

me when I get my own Terezi

[hamsters38]

[witchintestine]

Occasionally I will remember a particularly horrible sandwich from my past and it causes me to feel like my feet are drying up as if mummified in sand. Has this ever happened to you?