the WITCH

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name updated because im a girly girl now

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band class is crazy because the flutes are quiet asf and then the percussion kids are right behind me screeching with the power of 7 velociraptors

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it is now No Necromancy November, please consider joining (if you don't a fireball will be sent to your spire)

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might cast fireball (commit arson) on my school

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There are Royal Tax Collectors (IRS agents) outside my tower (trailer) what spell (gun) should I use to dissuade them?

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not me having a full on gender crisis 2 weeks ago and not telling anyone irl

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vrchat is a wasteland but I've met some of my favorite people through it

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i really wanna start wonkamaxxing but i need people to send me good clothes to wonkamax, and yes I'm buying the cane already

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bro i fr just need cuddles and to sleep, i haven't been able to have any decent sleep more than 15 minutes in 4 days, my organs are prolly boutta shut down like windows xp

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if bear not friend

why friend shaped?

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i don't want sex i just need cuddles and kisses on the forehead dude

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i wanna get put in the NASA corpse wiggler

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if i die happy it will be of autoerotic asphyxiation

needless to say i will be buying rope and a stool

if you need me I'll be hanging out

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if i say goodnight and you guys see me online an hour later, I didn't lie i just failed

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i am interested in moles

now give me the fake Internet points

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If any of you cuties are obsessed with me and want me to stalk you and kidnap you and take over your life you better tell me so I can jack off to it