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wao

[bisexualhoe]

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

30 day free trial of being ok

[milkchocolateowl]

op wheres the link

[milkchocolateowl]

wheres the link op

[memesandlaughs]

[pato-social]

Me looking for an instrumental music

[memeuplift]

[gif87a-com]

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

[espressobean]

[cherry-flavored-sigh]

taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her

[spiroandthelacktones]

Can you believe how wrong media like ready player one is about online games

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

[old5tuff]

[squidwurd]

nature is beautiful

[77ft-deactivated20241119]

is that a croissant

[kitty]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[browsedankmemes]

[teathattast]

[amor-moved]

just remembered that angels of death is a real piece of media and that zack would never survive quarantine bc his mouth is always in the fuckin foreground

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

[allycattiny]

[zovsko]

they used to beat the shit out of me on clump penguin

[cat-memes-only]

[skippit-deactivated20210520]

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch: