Witting Perversion

@wittingperversion

All my favourite perversions. Porn, smut, personal fantasies and whatever gets me off. If you don't want to know what gets me off, you probably shouldn't follow this blog. NSFW, obviously. The things I'm proudest of here are the pieces of smut I've written, check those out And feel highly encouraged to Like and Reblog them. ;) And I am always, always taking requests, so I'd love to hear from you in my askbox.For the curious, I am male, Canadian, fat early 40, hetroflexible veering into bi-curious, polyamorous (and I also have a poly blog). I am all kinds of geeky (which you can read about on my main blog, wittingaccomplice). As you are no doubt well-aware, Tumblr's messaging system is pretty much horrible. If you can't get a response from me, please don't assume I'm ignoring you! Try sending me an [email protected] instead.

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Damn, apparently I've had this blog for 12 years now?

Oh yeah, it is my birthday today and will be accepting presents.

Like, I dunno, yourself giftwrapped with a bow as a usable little sex toy.

Or if the shipping would be too much on that, could send nudes.

Randomly came across an article that featured the first girl I ever kissed and who I haven't seen in many decades. She's a Lutheran pastor now.

I guess our lives definitely went off in very, very different directions.

The only thing I have to do with religion these days is maybe dressing as a priest for a BDSM scene if that hits someone's kinks right.

One of my favourite things is edging someone and watching them become more and more needy and eager, and watching their IQ drop right along with their inhibitions.

When someone says "I'll do anything for you if you let me cum" and really means *anything* is a beautiful moment.

I’ve been weirdly horny lately.

Just like every night I want someone to volunteer their face for me to cum all over it.

#volunteers to my inbox

As much fun as heavier kink can be, there's something just very satisfying and intimate about a simple over-the-knee spanking.

Especially when you've got them held there by their hair as you spank them and maybe call them a filthy thing or two.

Want to release an audio which is a recording of me having phonesex with someone.

Or, like, better yet, a recording of actual sex. I want my followers to be able to hear what it actually sounds like when I'm throwing someone around, slapping them, degrading them, fucking them...

(volunteers to my inbox, as always)

There's something incredibly hot about having your hand gripping someone's hair or wrapping around their throat within moments of meeting them for the first time. Establishing the first real memory they have of you as you taking control over them.

Men moaning while masturbating 🤝🏻gf sitting in a chair and watching till he cums all over his body

I’ve got the house to myself for the next little while, so I really should record some more audio.

Feel free to message me if you’ve got requests you’d like to make or you want to remind me of a request you made long ago while I was kind of taking a break from making audios.

And if you want to send me messages exposing yourself so I can jack off to you and record myself fantasizing about you as I do...feel extremely encouraged.

Pour one out for all the people I used to sext with before they got into monogamous relationships.

In general, my preferred way to get myself off is to stroke while watching someone beg for my cum.

For Valentine's Day, you should touch yourself to the sound of my voice.

You know where to find my audios.

And if you don't - or even if you do and you just want to be told - you know how to find my inbox.

Girls who ask you to cum on their face are the best girls.

Getting on your knees for me will always get my attention.

I do miss the days when sexting with people off Tumblr was a regular occurrence.

Not that my inbox isn’t still open - it absolutely is - but there’s so few of us these days.

Offer your mouth up to me.

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