lead thee throu this wonderland

[ Avatar by cicidraws ] somewhere Deep in the DARK a howling beast hears us talk [ Written by Raz ]

[zooeydeschanel]

You can’t choose who you love.

Sometimes they choose you.

[enchantedfaeryforeste]

[2-shane-s]

He think he duck

[limegum]

[abandonedandurbex]

Bumper cars at the abandoned Six Flags in New Orleans, definitely one of my favorite abandonment spots in the US of A [4000×6000]

[aestheticcaptions]

[image description: the cars and the floor are covered in dust and rust, there is graffiti on the cars and walls. The cars are arranged haphazardly in the rink. Some have the lights bashed in. You can still see the vibrant Nein colours they used to be painted in.]

[seaker-deactivated20200918]

Friendly reminder that I’m not friendly.

[wlckerbeast-blog]

clears throat.

HONK.

[poisonidous]

#juicy.#LIKE A SEXY PUSS.

You are another one of the reasons wwhy I’m not activvely as back as I could be.

[wlckerbeast-blog]

oh yeah. TALK DIRTY TO US, KRONOS.

dont be a fuckin coward.

[poisonidous]

I’m not wwasting my time.

[wlckerbeast-blog]

YA A BORE LIKE YOUVE ALWAYS BEEN.

[poisonidous]

#juicy.#LIKE A SEXY PUSS.

You are another one of the reasons wwhy I’m not activvely as back as I could be.

[wlckerbeast-blog]

oh yeah. TALK DIRTY TO US, KRONOS.

dont be a fuckin coward.

[vwioletsareblue-blog]

Ahoy.

The first thing you do as a good first impression, is to get a good angle on your first selfie. Secondly, I heard that looking to the left is an attractivwe choice of composition, but sadly my beauty mark is on the other cheek. Shame! Guess I’ll just have to, uh, flip it around.

Problem solvwed, name’s Cronus, vwe’re gonna havwe fun here.

[kissyoulikealover]

i wish y'all like talked to me…………. sent me asks………… told me about your days ………. its hard to be a hilarious and relatable icon with no one to chat w 

[poisonidous]

I havve not at all disappeared, merely took an (albeith initially nonconsensual, as in: I wwas dragged on a plane) vvacation, and I pay my salutations from Bahamas wwith @a8err8. A privvate beach does miracles to both relax and isolate you from the cacophony of public places.

Wwe wwill be back in a wwhile, though I advvise anyone to also take a breath of fresh air in the summer. Job vvacancy, break, as you’d like. It is summer for evveryone, after all.

[cullingaristocrat-blog]

wlckerbeast:

GREETINS BE BESTOWED UPON THEE, YOUR GRACEFUL FISHYNESS.

lovin mineself some motherfuckin hornbeasts like goats and sheep. WHAT ABOUT YOURS.

Hahaha! Nomobby clammed me graceful befoar over the internet! Tanks!

Hmm, it is a difficult pike foar me, boat I eel pike I love vvingfiends the moist! They are just so free, soaring in the sky!

[wlckerbeast-blog]

did ya know there be featherbeasts that cant fly.

[cullingaristocrat-blog]

?!?!!?

Reelly????

[wlckerbeast-blog]

YES. penguins and ostriches for example. AND SOME EXTINCT, PREHISTORIC OWLS.

[p1x1est1x]

wlckerbeast:

RELATABLE.

what elusive Company thy be surrounded by, makes a brother feel all jealous almost.

HOW MANY KITTIES THERE BE?

Mhm! They’re all sweet1es, yOu shOuld prObably be jealOus. They’re all very gOOd cats.

AbOut 10? 1t’s a b1g hOuse. LOts Of cats.

[wlckerbeast-blog]

that sounds like straight up motherfuckin chilltime it be. I TOO WISH CATS BE COVERIN A BROTHER 24/7.

[lsleofskye]

Sakura photo | Frame Harirak

[wlckerbeast-blog]

it is i. ZEUS.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[notordinaryfashion]

Jean Paul Gaultier Fall 2018-19