Woes About My Hoes

A blog about past relationships, juicy hookups, and heartbreak.

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Charlie Trout..

Funny story about how I met this Charlie character.. I was actually supposed to buy a car from him. LOL! So me being a potential buyer of course we exchanged numbers. Well later that night he texted me and flirted a bit so things kinda took off from there. He was friends with my bestfriends husband so there was always a chance that I would see him around. Well one night after having WAY too many margaritas, we went back to his house and things began to heat up.. and ever since then I would stay with him on the weekends because he lived about 30 minutes away. I realized that I started falling for him, and to this day if he texts me my heart flutters. He’s an amazing guy but here’s the catch - I am 11 years younger than him. I was that girl that was a piece of ass for him. I remember asking him what his intentions were with me and he kind of avoided the question but then a couple months later he said that if i was serious about him I needed to only be with him.. He’s very confusing on what he wants so we ended up drifting apart after our 7 month long whatever it was. Just a few days ago he actually texted me wanting to meet up but I was out of town. I still wonder how things might’ve been if we actually tried being in a relationship. I guess I’ll never know..

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Post-D

So after me and D broke up I suddenly realized that I just lost the biggest part of my life. It doesn’t make up for the fact that he was a terrible person towards the end, but of course I still missed him. I turned to alcohol and drugs to try to make the pain go away, and I even lived with 3 guys after I left him because I had nowhere else to go. I had a good little thing going on with one of the guys until I found out he was sleeping with one of my friends as well. So things ended there and I moved in with a friend that i know call satan and things started with this guy THAT NEVER HAPPENED. I REPEAT, IT NEVER HAPPENED. And then I met this new guy.. it’ll be a good read. Stay tuned. XOXO

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Stay tuned for my juicy deets about college... XOXO ;)

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3 years with D

Dustin and I began dating on November 30th of our junior year of high school. We were the couple everyone wanted to be, and everyone looked up to. But they didn’t know what happened behind the scenes of our relationship. Of course we looked like the perfect couple. I was the Captain of the drill team and he was the best all around athlete at our school. Remember when I said he got mad at me about Dalton for two years? I wasn’t kidding. EVERY DAY we would fight about it, or he’d see him in the hall at school and get pissed off. One time he pushed me and I fell at school, and people saw. That’s when it got really bad. People told my parents and we were forbidden to be together but that didn’t stop us. Senior year came around we still weren’t supposed to be together, but we planned on going to prom together but guess what.. a week before prom he dumped me. I went with some friends and he ended up going with this naked mole rat looking girl that had a man’s body. I’m still salty about that. I took him back after graduation which could’ve been a mistake but it led me to the people I have in my life today. After we moved to College Station together to attend school, he got crazy.. I don’t wanna get too into detail because it’s hard to talk about but he pretty much ruined every relationship in my future. I still love him and care about him but there’s no way I could ever be with someone that pretty much ruined my life. Now onto the juicy stuff... ;)

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Post-Relationship with K

So after I broke up with Kevin I guess you could say I turned into a bit of a skank. Well not really.. college has made me a skank.. but we’ll talk about that later. There was a few guys I dated here and there, and then I ended up hooking up with Dalton. Dalton was the hot guy in school, and everyone loved him, but he had the reputation of a manwhore. But I didn’t care, he was GORGEOUS. Him and I hooked up multiple times and once right before I got together with Dustin. Dustin was madly in love with me and when he found out about Dalton he was LIVID. When we started dating he always got mad about it, and we fought about it for two years. TWO F’ING YEARS. Dustin will have his own story though.. It’s a long one, so you better sit back and relax. 

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The Beginning

When I was in 3rd grade I met the guy that I thought would be my husband one day. We actually ended up dating but I don’t wanna skip ahead and make you miss all the juicy details that happened before him. So I was that awkward kid in middle school, was in the band, chunky, and looked like a naked mole rat - got that image in your head right? Well then right before high school I grew like half a foot and looked FANTASTIC. That’s when I started dating my first boyfriend Kevin. We were together about a year, we took each others virginity’s so of course we’ll always have that connection. But guess what? His best friend was Dustin, the guy from third grade, remember him? Dustin was always jealous of Kevin and other guys I dated. But then one day me and Kevin split - which leads me to my next story.