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Inconsistent posting.. so inconsistent

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Moon: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Qibli: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Tsunami: I prevented a murder today.

Glory: Really? How’d you do that?

Tsunami: self control.

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Willow: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Sundew: That's why I carry two swords.

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Qibli: It's pretty muggy outside don't you think?

Winter:

Winter: Qibli, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.

Qibli: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Kinkajou: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Winter: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Kinkajou: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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Qibli: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Winter: Killed without hesitation.

Qibli: No.

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Cricket: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Sundew: PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Turtle: This is a mistake

Peril, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Turtle: But not today

Peril, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Glory: This is such a bad idea.

Tsunami: Then why are you coming along?

Glory: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong

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Peril: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Turtle: I beg to differ

Peril: Then Beg

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Cricket: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Sundew: Oh, I’m always running

Sundew : The question is from what

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Qibli: So are we flirting right now?

Winter: I am LITERALLY stabbing you

Qibli: That doesn’t answer my question

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Moon: You have to apologize to Qibli

Winter: Fine.

Winter: 'Unfuck you' or whatever

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Turtle: We need a distraction.

Winter: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Qibli, whispering: My time has come

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Winter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Qibli: okay but in my defense, Kinkajou bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Winter: that's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Turtle: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Winter: I'm a knife.

Qibli, from across the room: He's the little spoon

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Turtle: what kind of tea is this?

Peril: I boiled some gatorade