thinking of the evils men do

founder of third wave feminism, pioneer in the field of gender theory, president of my local gsa, proud social justice warrior and lgbt ally

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War of Hormone by BTS (2014)

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would you please list the members as most woke to least woke please bc sometimes i feel like suga is the most woke member and not namjoon :/

namjoon: constantly reading new intersectional feminist theory and never speaks over the voices of the oppressed and always gives minorities a voice. truly, a woke bae.

V: technically not woke. but he can’t be expected to do the emotional labour of liberating himself from his own oppression so he gets special consideration. 

suga: despite being a hero of the proletariat and acknowledging the existence of gay people he’s not an intersectional bae, thus lowering his woke ranking :( he does get bonus points for being the leader of antifa and internet hacking group anonymous!

jimin: this one’s tricky because jimin pretends to be unaware of social oppressive forces for his cuteness concept. this makes him unwoke as he ignores the oppression of minorities but as its a coping mechanism ill still class him as woke. 

j hope: just ur average guy. what more can I say

jungkook: lmfao jungkook literally doesn’t care about anything except trying to seem funny 

jin: capitalistic bourgeoisie icon

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so what do you think about Jin opening a new restaurant with his brother? it just proves how much of a capitalist pig he is, doesn't it? 😳

exactly right 😳🤢🤑

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mistre namjoon, the adam/taehyung voice au convinced me that you're chaotic evil. our chaotic evil woke bae 🐨💕

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when ur out with ur gay friend and someone says something insensitive about their outfit

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when u go to pride on the invite of ur gay friends and ur really happy to see them having such a good time

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this guy was watching the amas with me and now he’s educating me how precious is that

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I keep asking him all these questions about aspects of feminism and I was like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and he was like yea and i was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

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update: he respected me

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Adam/Taehyung ! VoiceAU (1/?): Kim Taehyung is long-time Maroon 5 stan. In the hopes of meeting his idol and realising his dream of becoming a singer he applies for The Voice, knowing that Adam is judging. Adam is immediately taken in by Taehyung’s heartfelt performance of Payphone and chooses him for his team. Will the romance blossom from here?

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Adam/Taehyung ! VoiceAU: (2/?) Taehyung is insecure about his appearance due to online criticisms from other Maroon 5 fans. Adam discusses these insecurities in an interview in the hopes of preventing further cyberbullying. Taehyung is unable to perform on the next show due to his low self esteem, and he returns home to the farm. Adam is crushed that Taehyung is no longer a part of his team and makes a heartfelt gesture on air in the hopes that Taehyung will be watching. Fortunately, he is, and he facetimes Adam to tell him how much it meant to him. It inspires him to return to the competition, and he passionately performs House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance to show his haters he has returned better than ever. Adam is blown away by the sheer power of his performance and compliments him profusely. 

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Would u watch rick and morty with me

given my extremely high IQ I think that would be possible :)

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when someone tells you they’ve become a feminist because of you

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lol! did u forget jungkook on the sapiosexual thing?? i mean he has very high standards so not surprising lmao

who?

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Adam/Taehyung ! VoiceAU: (3/?) Taehyung returns to The Voice with renewed passion after the positive response to his last performance and Adam’s support. In an effort to show his new body positivity after his past insecurity, he performs Woohoo by his favourite artists Christina Aguilera and Nicki Minaj. Adam is completely blown away by the sex appeal, but unfortunately netizens criticise him and accuse him of compensating for lack of talent by showing his body. TMZ features a defamatory article, and Taehyung then declares that if people don’t like his performances, he will give up on his dream. Adam is heartbroken as he knows if Taehyung leaves The Voice for good they will have no opportunities to grow closer and is outraged by his knowledge of Taehyung’s potential to win the competition. Adam speaks out in another tell-all interview about the body positivity movement and condemns body shaming.

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when someone says they don’t want to go to the no sex bar with you

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Update: Leading gender studies professor and critically acclaimed feminist Kim Namjoon announces release of new book at the 32nd Golden Disk Awards.

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Adam/Taehyung ! VoiceAU: (4/?): Meghan Trainor is asked her opinion about Taehyung as a fellow advocate for body positivity. She announces she’s a fan and Taehyung is thrilled to hear this, making a vlog about his reaction to the news. Fellow The Voice coaches notice Adam is feeling down, and question him about his low mood, to which Adam reveals he is feeling a bit threatened by Meghan and Taehyung’s newfound friendship, as he feels he cannot compare to Meghan’s looks. Taehyung is heartbroken to hear that Adam feels insecure in their blossoming relationship, and performs a heartfelt rendition of PEACH by LAY to let him know how he feels about Adam’s smouldering looks. 

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