Pack Mentality

Nicole "Nicky", 19, Beta. I can be a bitch during my time of the month, you have no idea. And my bite tends to be worse than my bark. Wolf puns never get old.

[thejaegerhunter]

I know and thank you. Wait, what? A pyscho 12 year old is blackmailing us? What the hell have you guys been up to?

You okay, though? With her being here? I mean I don’t know a whole lot about your past and all but are you okay with it and all?

[wolfgang-nicky]

Yeah, he and his boyscout troop saw me in wolf form. He recognized me at the store and has video of it on his cell. Fucker.

Yeah, totally. She's like family, but hot and I won't get in trouble for incest. I mean...Nothing bad happened. Between pack members. Let's just say outside factors called the U.S. Government and a huge misunderstanding caused it.

[thejaegerhunter]

True.. of course you can. Just being around people that are like me is good enough for now though.

I’m sure you could.

Oh lovely. Emissaries. What fun little things they are.

[wolfgang-nicky]

The offer still stands, as always. Unless you wanna do some platonic stuff. Or hear about the psycho-twelve year old who's blackmailing us.

Yeah, she's the daughter of my pack's old emissary. She found me. It's really...weird.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[that-angel]

Not right now, so just leave it, OK?

[wolfgang-nicky]

Fine. Absence makes the heart grow fonder or...whatever, you know.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[that-angel]

Yeah, I do, but I don’t want to.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Why not? You're happier when you do.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[that-angel]

No. No kissing.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Why not? You love it.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Just killed the biggest spider. I think I deserve a reward.

[thejaegerhunter]

Kinda. He understands, but doesn’t. I don’t know, I just wanna be around sane people right now.

I just gotta stay awake for 24 hours so I don’t fall into a coma or something. But like I said, I’m fine. So what did I miss?

[wolfgang-nicky]

That's better than nothing, right? Hey, if you need sane, I can be anything you want.

Perfect. I can think of a couple of things we could do in 24 hours.

We have an emissary now. You know what those are, right?

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[that-angel]

Whatever

[wolfgang-nicky]

Better?

[thejaegerhunter]

I’m fine. Ran into my brother, came back here. No biggie.

Angel said something about it, I don’t know. I’m tired and I’m pretty sure I have a concussion.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Is he like you? Like, cool about what we are?

Angel's just being moody again. Holy shit, maybe you should lie down. Or not, I don't know, what do you do for concussions?

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[that-angel]

I hate you.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Oh, c'mon. It was just a joke, Baby.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[that-angel]

Ugh.

[wolfgang-nicky]

You love it.

[thejaegerhunter]

No comment. What’s this I hear about your jerk persona?

[wolfgang-nicky]

Sorry, I always forget it's a sensitive subject. Are you okay, though?

Jerk persona? That's a strong term. I have no idea. Unless you're into that...

[thejaegerhunter]

[wolfgang-nicky]

What's good, Blondie? Your family dead, yet?

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[kendall-hayes]

Is this sarcasm or?

[wolfgang-nicky]

You're super awesome. Unforgettably awesome. Better?

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[kendall-hayes]

You’re too kind. 

[wolfgang-nicky]

I forgot how awesome you are, no offense.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[kendall-hayes]

I just got here, Nick. Give me a day or two.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Two. Maximum.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Everyone, this is Aubrey.

[kendall-hayes]

No.

[wolfgang-nicky]

Not even a little?