richie !!

he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ || audhd || i like gay people || 911, stranger things, and random shit || NOT a spoiler free blog ||

[beachytablecloth]

911 abc is like a disease

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[what-even-is-thiss]

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[evilwizard]

i specifically requested it

[willelmikes]

omg...garlic and onion in a pan with olive oil.

[punkitt-is-here]

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

[shadeslayer]

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

[mf-dude]

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[salvatore----girl]

Reupload cus they fucking termed me again

Hanbon as a magical girl cus she deserves it

[eyepine]

behold. lord foog the 2st in plushie form

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[salvatore----girl]

Whenever im pissed off, i look up twink haircut on Pinterest just to make sure Coy is still there

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[ryebreadgf]

YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK! YOU CAN BITE AND SCRATCH AND BEG BUT YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit