I Believe In Happy Endings

whatever bro just have fun and be open to change, maybe try out some new things from time to time to give your brain something new to chew on. i should write fortune cookies

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[cantmakeyouloveme]

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mintypineapple]

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

[glintblade]

Hiro Shima, the only japanese kid at hogwarts, locking eyes with a boggart as it transforms into an exploding nuclear bomb in the middle of the classroom:

[glintblade]

none of you cunts better be reblogging this because you like harry potter btw.

[viralfrog]

[escuerzoresucitado]

me commenting on some new post here

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[orangebitters]

[wonderwomemes]

i feel like this is a job for the chocolate guy. he could make an entire functional chandelier out of chocolate, sugar chrystals and lightbulbs

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[orangebitters]

[wonderwomemes]

i feel like this is a job for the chocolate guy. he could make an entire functional chandelier out of chocolate, sugar chrystals and lightbulbs

[imposterogers]

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

[imposterogers]

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

[imposterogers]

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

[anachronistique]

idk he looks like he's come to terms with it

[imposterogers]

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

[imposterogers]

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

[imposterogers]

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

[anachronistique]

idk he looks like he's come to terms with it

[indeedgoodman]

[rabbitindisguise]

Me, before I saw this: old timey dancing in cartoons has to be over-exaggerated for effect

Me, now: old timey dancing in cartoons had to be toned down to promote a sense of realism because they were too good at it

[philanthrofic]

To Ship Or Not To Ship

Rodney McKay/John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis)

Ship It

Don't Ship It

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

[oarfjsh]

step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

@diseases-for-center-control

[diseases-for-center-control]

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[phantomrose96]

Reddit is not always sending their best

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

*holds myself back from posting this with the same shaking restraint as a comic book superhero who has sworn off killing*

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY