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260423 WONYOUNG Dyson Pop-Up Store event
A delivery waiting for Miss Jang or Mrs Song.
Not flowers. Not a dress box. Not a jewelry set in velvet case but just a cream envelope—name written across the front in neat, controlled strokes.
Wonyoung.
Inside the envelope is not a card first but an itinerary.
First-class flights. Private airport transfers. 5-star hotel reservation under her name. A private chef. Spa appointments already scheduled in between. A driver available at all hours. A stylist, hair and makeup team on standby and on call. Security staff and personnel. Every line tidy, complete, finished and thought of before it was ever asked.
Best Wishes and congratulations. Be happy. And remember, 'the hotel said no' is not a real emergency unless you make it one ;) -LDM
The heavy, cream-colored cardstock felt exactly like Cha Eunwoo: smooth, impeccably polished, and entirely too expensive to just be a piece of paper. Wonyoung bit her inner cheek to keep from squealing out loud, her eyes darting over the neat, controlled strokes of her name before sliding down to the itinerary. A private chef. First class flights, five-star reservations. A styling team on standby. It was utterly ridiculous, completely over the top, and exactly what she deserved. A slow, brilliant smile spread across her face, her inner princess practically preening at the sheer opulence of it all.
Her gaze lingered on the final line, a quiet laugh escaping her lips at his sign-off. ‘The hotel said no’ is not a real emergency unless you make it one.' Because he knew she absolutely would create a crisis at 2:17am over something ridiculous and insist it was life-threatening. But the fact that he had already cleared every potential obstacle out of her path made her chest swell with a mix of fierce affection and smug satisfaction. He was spoiling her rotten, and she had absolutely no intention of stopping him. Dropping the envelope onto her vanity, she snatched up her phone, her thumbs flying across the screen as she typed out a response that was entirely, beautifully unhinged.
Wonyoung: cha eunwoo i am going to chew your face off!!!!!!!!! ᥫ᭡️ Wonyoung: you know me so well it’s actually getting creepy at this point Wonyoung: also, i am literally going to stage a coup at the front desk just to see security team sweat. Wonyoung: anyway....THANK YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH BYE SEE YOU NEVER (unless you’re paying for my extra baggage fees which you are)!!!!! ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
Mingi had been awake for almost twenty hours. Not consecutively... technically. There had been a schedule that morning, a rushed lunch in a van, a recording session that went longer than expected, and somewhere in between all of it, he had convinced himself unpacking wouldn’t be that bad. They only had gifts left. A few boxes. Maybe some clothes. Walking into the living room immediately proved him wrong. His sock caught on a strand of ribbon the second he stepped out of the hallway. His eyes dragged slowly across the disaster zone before landing on the center of it all.
"...What the hell happened here?" His voice came out somewhere between disbelief and laughter as he stepped over an abandoned box, nudging aside crumpled paper with his foot. There was barely any floor left visible. The mountain of wedding gifts they had been avoiding for weeks had somehow exploded.
"You said unpacking," he mumbled, running a hand through his hair. "Not recreating a natural disaster." His lips twitched at his own joke. Her dramatic whining from seconds earlier replayed in his head, making him snort quietly as he finally reached the couch. Without asking, he squeezed himself into the tiny space she had left behind, despite there being more than enough room elsewhere.
“You don’t have hours?” he repeated, turning toward her with mock offense. “You think the boxes are going to unpack themselves since we've neglected them for a month?” One arm slid around her waist automatically, pulling her sideways against him while he looked over the stacks again. Then he spotted the pile of torn wrapping paper at her feet. His brows lifted. “Wait...” He pointed accusingly toward the floor. “Have you just been opening things and not cleaning up behind yourself?”
Wonyoung didn’t even look up from the heavily taped box she was currently trying to pry open with scissors. Instead, she just leaned right back into his side the moment his arm slid around her waist, letting her head drop against his shoulder with a soft, dramatic groan. "Obviously not," she scoffed softly, finally abandoning the stubborn tape to look up at him. She pouted, her eyes wide and entirely unbothered by the accusation as she glanced down at the shredded paper at her feet. "Do I look like I clean up to you? Cleaning up will be handled by you, or the help." She let out a tiny, amused huff, already turning her attention to a massive, beautifully wrapped box sitting just out of reach. "Besides, I wouldn't have had to start without you if you didn't take an actual century in the hallway doing god knows what," she added, nudging his knee with her own as a playful, demanding smile tugged at the corners of her lips. "So stop lecturing me and help. Here..."
Leaning over him, she reached out to grab the large mystery box, fully intending to pull it onto his lap with her usual effortless grace. Except the second her hands clamped onto the sides and she tried to lift, her arms buckled. "Oh....wait" Wonyoung strained, her face tightening in sheer disbelief at the weight. Her manicured nails dug into the cardboard as she hoisted it up with obvious difficulty, her balance completely giving out under the unexpected heaviness. With a breathless gasp, she lost her grip and dropped the box with a solid, heavy thud right onto his lap, dangerously close to his crotch.
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The late afternoon sun filtered through the sheer curtains of their brand-new, shared apartment, illuminating the light layer of dust and the rapidly growing mountain of chaos in the living room. It had been nearly a month since the wedding, but their unforgiving schedules had kept them moving at such a relentless pace that they hadn't had a single proper moment to sit down and actually unpack their new life together. Today was finally the day they were supposed to tackle it, but Wonyoung’s version of tackling the chore was anything but organized. The pristine hardwood floor was already a battlefield. Heavy metallic wrapping paper was torn into jagged shreds, and empty cardboard boxes were carelessly discarded wherever she pleased, tossed into messy heaps around the base of the sofa. She sat cross-legged right in the middle of the plush cushions, surrounded by a fortress of half-unwrapped luxury kitchenware and crystal glasses. She had just sliced through the tape of yet another wedding gift, letting the cardboard flaps fly open before ripping the bubble wrap away with an impatient huff.
Adjusting the oversized t-shirt that swallowed her frame, she glanced at the sheer volume of boxes still left to go, her patience entirely wearing thin. She turned her head toward the hallway and let out a dramatic, echoed whine. "Oh my god, come already!" she yelled, tossing a crumpled piece of packing paper onto the floor to join the rest of the mess. "I don't have hours!" She rested her chin in her hand, tapping her polished nails against her knee as she waited for him to finally show up and help her navigate the chaotic disaster area she had just created.
Lisa had learned a long time ago how to survive rooms like this.
Not because she was born into them like Wonyoung had been, but because she built herself into something these people couldn’t ignore. Fame had opened the doors. Money kept them open. And somewhere along the way, she became just as dangerous as the elites who used to look down on girls like her.
Now they invited her everywhere.
Wanted photos with her. Deals with her. Connections through her.
It was almost funny.
Standing near the towering ice sculpture with a champagne glass balanced loosely between manicured fingers, Lisa looked perfectly at home among the luxury and politics of the ballroom. Black silk draped effortlessly against her figure, diamonds flashing at her throat every time the camera lights hit. Untouchable. Expensive. Calm. Even if internally, she found most of these events painfully repetitive.
She noticed Wonyoung approaching before the younger woman even spoke. Lisa’s lips curved faintly around the rim of her champagne glass. "Aim for the investors first." she murmured smoothly. "The board members usually duck faster. " The reply came effortless, perfectly timed beneath the soft orchestra music filling the ballroom.
A camera flash went off nearby.
Lisa shifted automatically toward it. Polished smile. Graceful posture. Every inch the global superstar they expected her to be. The second it passed, the expression disappeared again.
"You lasted longer than I expected tonight."
That carried actual amusement.
Her eyes drifted briefly toward the crowd Wonyoung had escaped from. Older businessmen, luxury executives, heirs pretending they were more important than they actually were. Lisa knew the type too well. Men who suddenly acted enlightened because they discovered female idols could make them money. "What was it this time?" she asked lightly. "Somebody explaining the economy to you like you weren’t smarter than half this room? Or did they try to explain your own world to you like you weren’t the one they were here to impress?"
Then her gaze shifted across the ballroom again, scanning, reading, calculating without effort. People who thought they were subtle. People who weren’t.
"You know…"
A small tilt of her head.
"This place is getting predictable."
Her eyes lingered on a man laughing too loudly at something unfunny. His wife stood nearby with a perfect, practiced smile. Polished, composed, carefully maintained like everything else in this room. Not far off, his mistress watched the same scene with a sharper, quieter expression, the kind that didn’t bother pretending anymore.
Same old, same old.
Her gaze then back to Wonyoung. A faint, dangerous kind of amusement settled in her expression.
"We should make the best of the predicament."
A beat.
"Bet on them."
She said it like it was the most normal idea in the world.
Her gaze flicked briefly to a passing businessman, then back to Wonyoung with a slight lift of her brow.
"Who approaches first. Who embarrasses themselves within five minutes. Who’s actually powerful enough not to. "
A soft hum.
"Makes this whole thing at least a little entertaining."
Then, almost lazily, she swirled her champagne once.
"In a room full of people playing power games… we might as well be the better players. "
Wonyoung’s petulant pout melted away, replaced instantly by a slow, wicked gleam in her eyes. She let out a soft, melodic laugh that sounded entirely sweet to anyone watching from afar, though the expression on her face was pure malice. "Betting?" she purred, her fingers tracing a lazy circle around the rim of her stolen champagne glass. "Lisa, darling, that is far too passive for me. If we're going to use them for entertainment, we might as well hold the puppet strings." Her dark eyes swept over the ballroom, locked onto the crowd with the calculating gaze of a predator picking apart its prey. She spotted her targets instantly, her mind working with a sharp, toxic precision. "See the one by the front door? The second-generation director who thinks his father’s shipping company makes him royalty?" She tilted her head, a pristine, doll-like smile plastered on her face for a passing photographer while her voice dropped to a venomous whisper. "And see my father’s associate over by the champagne fountain? The one whose assistant is currently glaring at the cello player? He’s been trying to get a meeting with my dad for six months."
She turned her gaze back to Lisa, her expression settling into a dangerous, restless amusement. "Ten million won says I can make them start a screaming match on the ballroom floor before the next orchestra set ends," Wonyoung murmured, her lips curling into a beautiful little smirk. "I want to see how fast security tackles a chaebol heir." She leaned in a fraction closer to the other idol, the heavy diamonds at her wrist catching the strobe lights as she rested a hand against the high-top table, her eyes wide and glittering with a manic, unhinged energy.
"Do we have a deal?"
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The suffocating scent of expensive lilies and old money hung heavy over the grand ballroom of the Shilla Seoul, but Wonyoung was already entirely over it. They were barely two hours into the Bvlgari annual gala, and the sheer, predictable monotony of it all was suffocating. If she had to endure one more tech billionaire droning on about his latest philanthropic venture, she was going to shatter her crystal champagne flute right onto the pristine marble floor, if only to hear the sound of something breaking.
The diamond-encrusted Serpenti necklace hugging the delicate curve of her throat felt less like a luxury asset and more like a very high-end leash. At least she’d had the foresight to leave her massive wedding ring locked away in her villa safe. If the press caught so much as a glimmer of that particular rock, it would completely ruin her reputation. Besides, tonight wasn’t about being someone's wife. Tonight, she wanted to remember what it felt like to be completely untouchable. With a sharp, dismissive tilt of her chin, she slipped away from a group of minor chaebol heirs, several of whom were her father’s close associates and had known her since she was a child. She didn't bother with a polite excuse. Let them think she was spoiled; being born into one of the country's most powerful dynasties meant never having to apologize for her whims.
Her floor-length, backless gown of liquid midnight-blue pooled around her ankles, sweeping across the floor with a dangerous, quiet grace as she navigated the glittering crowd. To the photographers hovering fifty feet away, she was the picture of pristine, princess-coded perfection. But behind that practiced, doll-like smile, her mind was racing with a restless, chaotic energy. She spotted Lisa standing near the towering ice sculpture, looking effortlessly cool amidst the stuffy elite. Wonyoung didn't hesitate, gliding straight into her personal space with the casual arrogance of a girl who knew the world revolved entirely around her. "If I have to stay here for another five minutes, I'm going to start throwing these hors d'oeuvres at the board members," she murmured. Her voice was a low, petulant purr, completely at odds with the serene smile she kept plastered on her face for the cameras.
✨wonhee✨: that's not important now, unnie 🙂↕️ and i'm turning 19 really soon 🥺 ✨wonhee✨: i think my wishlist scared him away ✨wonhee✨: also i understand it all clearly ✨wonhee✨: the table was never furniture. it was a mindset and maybe also a bottomless shopping cart ✨wonhee✨: whaaaa unnie you're so smart! ✨wonhee✨: i didn't know global joy had contributors ✨wonhee✨: at first i thought it was just me and my cinnamoroll plushie doing our best to contribute to global joy but you're right ✨wonhee✨: next time someone wants to talk about tables then they should also understand the table needs decorations ✨wonhee✨: i'll start with the $400 pink blush lamp because smaller lamps get lonely and bored easily
Wonyoung: and obviously the lamp is essential. $400 is practically free anyway? and leaving a lamp to get lonely is bad feng shui and honestly just cruel. you're doing that room a favor by decorating it, they should be thanking you for your vision. Wonyoung: as for that man... if a tiny little wishlist scared him, he clearly couldn’t afford the oxygen it takes to talk to you anyway. people like that are literally just ugly NPCs put on this earth to fill up space. Wonyoung: also wait... you’re turning 19?! omg, you know what that means, right? Wonyoung: you need to start maxing out their cards for birthmonth expenses. because you don't just get a birthday, wonhee. you need a birthday spa day, a birthday nail appointment, a birthday hair appointment, a full birthday outfit, and an actual birthday gift. obviously. anything less is basically a human rights violation. Wonyoung: buy the lamp. and add a matching rug while you’re at it. if the cardholder complains, just block them and find a richer one. there's a literal line of people who would happily bankruptcy themselves just to keep a princess smiling. ୨ৎ
✨wonhee✨: thank you unnie ☺️✨ ✨wonhee✨: i used one card for clothes ✨wonhee✨: and the other one for matching sleepwear for me and my sanrio plushie ✨wonhee✨: and someone asked me 'what do you bring to the table' ✨wonhee✨: so i sent him my wishlist ✨wonhee✨: was that too much 🥺
Wonyoung: WAITTTTTT who the hell asked u “what do u bring to the table” EXCUSE ME????? Wonyoung: why are people interviewing cute girls like it’s a corporate position. you're literally 18 and matching outfits with a sanrio plushie. THAT is what u bring to the table Wonyoung: “what do u bring to the table” meanwhile THEY should be bringing reservations, gifts, cards, flowers, and expedited shipping Wonyoung: and you sending the wishlist was actually the correct answer btw. like yes! here’s the table since you wanted to discuss it so badly Wonyoung: spoiling you should already make them happy. if their money is turning into cute clothes and tiny plushie sleepwear sets then they are technically contributing to global joy ⋆˚࿔ Wonyoung: some men are so disconnected from princess economics it’s actually devastating, ugh
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✨wonhee✨: wonyoung unnie 🥺 ✨wonhee✨: i think i learned something new today ✨wonhee✨: if someone gives me their card willingly is that basically feminism ✨wonhee✨: and does the effect double if i have another card?
Wonyoung: obviously it is Wonyoung: especially if it's a man handing over his card without u even asking properly? that’s social progress Wonyoung: and 2 cards means you’re entering advanced feminism levels. proud of u wonhee -`♡´- Wonyoung: now pls use these cards. like a lot. for anything really. especially pretty expensive things Wonyoung: and if the cards get declined you simply find another card owner. never let capitalism humble you ୨ৎ
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Engine continuing to hum forward and low beneath them, steady and cutting through the city like it belongs to him than the road does. Hand resting loosely at the top of the wheel, fingers draped and relaxed, the tendons along wrist shifting subtly every time he eases them into another lane, smooth enough it barely registers as movement. The light continues to stretch in long ribbons, slipping across the windshield and over the length of his hands. His idle thumb drags once more against her hand, slower, lingering, an unspoken acknowledgement of something she didn't allow to finish happening.
She pivots. Just like that. And he just lets her... as always. Doesn't chase what she had just dropped. Doesn't drag it back into the light. Just watched the way she steps around it like it never meant to exist, like she didn't just hand him something so fragile and real then just decided she didn't want him holding it anymore.
Are you buying me something?
That almost earns something. Not a full reaction, not something immediate. The corner of his mouth shifting just barely. It flickers something that sits just at the edge of amusement... already seeing it coming before she even decided to say it. Before she even decided to contact him.
❝ Depends. ❞
Voice even, unbothered, eyes still focused on the road, stepping on the accelerator just a touch as the car eases into another lane.
❝ Are you negotiating? ❞
No bite to it, just that signature quiet tilt in the cadence of tone. The same kind that meets her exactly where she moved the conversation. Light. Careless. A little sharp around the edges. Then the words about a recent event of utmost unimportance slipping past her lips. Tax evasion. Allegedly. Such a baseless accusation, but he'll take the bait. A breath leaves him, softer than a laugh but close enough to count, head tipping back just slightly for a second before settling again. Not defensive. Not tense. If anything... just amused.
❝ Mm. ❞
It was anything but a small sound, thoughtful in the most uninterested way possible. Hand shifting on the wheel once more, fingers tightening just enough to make a smooth turn, another inch of a press on the pedal, slightly sharper than necessary, commanding the car to glide through to follow muscle memory rather than direction. Stepping on the accelerator just a touch, enough for the engine to answer for him first, a low roar, enough to be noticeable as it trembles beneath them.
❝ What do you think? ❞
Basing her attitude on his net worth. The corner of his mouth lifts again, faint but unmistakable, the usual amusement rising through. Familiar. Predictable.
❝ If I say I'm broke, would you believe me and get out at the next light? ❞
“Negotiating?” she echoed, softer this time, the word rolling off her tongue like it amused her more than it should, like she was already entertained by where he thought this was going. Her head tilted just slightly, hair slipping over her shoulder as she looked at him, lashes lowering as if she were pretending to consider it, as if there was even a version of this where she had to bargain for anything at all. "I don’t need to negotiate,” she went on after a second, voice light, careless, but there was something underneath it that didn’t bend, something spoiled and certain and completely unashamed of it. “You’re already here.”
It shifted fast after that, like a switch she flipped without warning, her expression tightening just enough when he kept going, brows pulling together as she turned toward him fully, giving him her attention in a way that already meant trouble. The disbelief on her face wasn’t subtle, it never was with her, lips parting as a small scoff slipped out, airy but full of attitude, like she couldn’t even believe he had the audacity to say that out loud. She leaned back deeper into the seat, but her body angled toward him, already settling into the argument before it even started. “Get out?” she repeated, incredulous, the words landing like they offended her on principle alone.
“Please,” she added, quieter but sharper in the way she looked at him, eyes narrowing just slightly as they dragged over his face like she was picking him apart piece by piece. “You don’t even know how to be broke.” The corner of her mouth lifted then, slow, smug, that familiar expression slipping back into place like she’d never lost it in the first place. “Plus,” she added, her voice dipping just slightly as she glanced around the interior before looking back at him, “if you were, we wouldn’t be in this car, would we?” Her fingers brushed lightly over the seat beside her, almost absent, but there was intention in it, in the way she let the words sit, the implication obvious, the car itself saying enough without her needing to explain it. She shifted again, restless in a different way now, her legs crossing more neatly, curiosity flickering in her expression for a split second, like she realized she didn’t even know where he was taking her and didn’t care enough to ask. That thought passed quickly though, replaced by something more playful, more dangerous, the kind that always got her into trouble.
And then she moved. Not slowly, not carefully, just with that same impulsive energy that always got her exactly what she wanted, leaning toward him like the fact that he was driving didn’t exist in her world for that moment. Her hand came up without hesitation, fingers catching his jaw and turning his face toward her like she had every right to interrupt him, to take his attention away from the road, from anything else that wasn’t her. “Please, daddy,” she murmured, and her voice changed when she wanted something, softened just enough, dipped into something sweeter, something that didn’t match the way her eyes looked at him, bright and a little dangerous, like she already knew how this would end. Her thumb brushed along his jaw as she held him there for that second, close enough to feel his breath, to see every small reaction she pulled from him. “I really need a new bag.”
She didn’t wait for an answer.
Her lips pressed against his in a slow, brief kiss, just enough to linger, just enough to leave that faint trace of strawberry flavor behind before she pulled away, settling into her seat like nothing had happened, like it had been nothing at all, even as the smallest hint of a smile tugged at her lips, satisfied, expectant, already certain of the outcome.
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