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Devised the ultimate fruit fly trap: live bug zapper grate on top of a bowl containing a raw apple cider vinegar, red wine, and dish soap mixture. I have one of those stupid lights that you plug into the wall with a sticky trap and it’s caught literally 1/30th of the fruit flies in and around this bowl of mixture. I hear zap like every couple of minutes fucking incredible.

Wickerrrrrr at this catholic ass wedding

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My uncle just asked me how I knew my mom

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Confirms my theory that he’s as autistic as his sons who also asked me who I was

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Except for his non-autistic son’s wife who told me that I and my brother are her new favorites in the family because we’re so clearly and relatable liberal which we are

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My uncle just asked me how I knew my mom

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Confirms my theory that he’s as autistic as his sons who also asked me who I was

My uncle just asked me how I knew my mom

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Unexpected benefit I look so much better having gone up a couple dress sizes, but it makes so much sense in retrospect like my tummy is proportional to the rest of my body now. Now I wanna pick up some muscle to fill out even more.

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ph. Danko Maksimovic - Frankfurt, Germany (2026)

Film: Kodak Ultramax 400

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This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

There are many men who I think if they were women I would be attracted to, but they aren’t so I’m not which is weird because I’m bisexual so I don’t know what that’s about and they wouldn’t even have to look different

I love being on an airplane, but I have to fly with family this weekend and I haven’t flown with Family in a long time. I’m dictating on my phone and it keeps capitalizing Family, which is weird anyway I love flying alone. It makes me feel like a businesswoman.