I'm a thirstyy flower

Feed my fuckin habit

[woodmeat]

Gonna go likes-oldest to newest and dissect my transformation from pretty cool dude to internet addicted degenerate pervert tonight

[chelseawoosh]

[woodmeat]

child of gambino look like toro y moi if u came home after a long day took your socks off and dug him out from between your toes

[trashboat]

child of gambino

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[polish-lolita]

[woodmeat]

Bro said he get high off sniffing feet lmao fuck you took? a toelenol?

[yallstillhere]

Aksmdjdnajsjsjsjajsjsjaksksososlskls

[woodmeat]

Creampieguy69 talk to me man. How you been?

Ima get u niggas to stop callin me that bro idc what it take

[woodmeat]

In the elevator coolin (forgot to hit G)

[world-beauties-2019]

[woodmeat]

Nah yo her torso is mad lmaooo

[woodmeat]

Gotta get up and go to work I can't let that breastfeeding stud anon down

[woodmeat]

[ireniggg]

no motherfuckin lie!

one time in 11th grade i wen tto go fuck this girl right. so like i was nervous right. on the way to her apartment, i fart, and slick boo boo on the sly yknow, on the sneak. like lil ssquirt.but im like shit…..it aint too much. i get to her door. i am about to take a fuckin knock…when i decide..shit just go home brah and check real quick man just in case. okay so. home home home, unlock the door, breathe in, sigh, my dick is still hard, then i see like lil yellow quirt doo doo in my underwear. i sittin there with a hard dick and squirt doo in my underwear like a a gotdam kindergartnerl. hard ass dick and squirt doo doo yknow just like kindergarten. iwas about to pull a world trade type mission on this hoe. i was about to go in head first with the misery liquid the gotdam “no self control” liquid in my draws and asshole. on a gotdam undercover mission

its dinner time

but a gangsta cookin pancakes

reblog this yall. especially jimmy hatcher

[woodmeat]

if you want you could go look at videos of drunken style kung fu shit goes crazy

Ok this was a good ask I'm cool now thank you

[woodmeat]

Isn’t one of your biggest posts asking about finding girls with fur tail plugs here on tumblr?

My other hits include gang banging taylor swift and pretending my password was creampie. Show me my likes now, robot.

[woodmeat]

And please do' not ever compare me to that bald bitch in the Dracula paint again I'm a real sick bitch from the top of the key

I'm Ray Allen

[woodmeat]

Bitch you a stone cold dead ass mf lie

[cute-t-princess]

I don't think I've ever agreed with a neon sign this much and I kind of want it in my bedroom