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White girls in 2012 felt like they were holding mjolnr when they picked that ukelele up

A bitch with big boobs and a sense of humor could honestly have me moving like Luigi mangione

Thoughts on a girl w a furry butt?

I love Latinas

mr woodmeat u changed my life. someone once asked if you like girls with hairy butts and you said “i love latinas” and that made me realize there are other hotties out there with hairy butts. thank you from a hairy indian girl

When tf did I say that ctfu

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

youll eat a pad but you can’t handle wolf girl armpit snif……….

I fuck the weird shit I wanna fuck, my dick don't got nothing to prove to yall

woodmeat

After I find out how to put a switch on this bitch like 4 of yall not gon be here

woodmeat

Yea dat creampie guy shit ain't funny now huh l

#got u niggas SHOOK

Whatever nigga we can get butt naked about it

I'm in the mood to do some oldhead shit so if I walk up on you talking bout "what's the fuss, Gus?" Hold that down

tariah23

Seated

Stuff like this always makes me remember how sensationalized the “hide your kids, hide your wife” video was, also known as the “bedroom intruder meme” 🗿.

The guy was clearly one of the earliest memes of a black person expressing frustration publicly (it was a news report of the man explaining how he’d run off a predator trying to rape his sister by the way) but in a “funny way” (the way that nbs and whites find entertaining at least because they don’t see black trauma as something that should be given grace, and shown empathy right from the very start over their own intial enjoyment because that’s no fun), and something like this became a huge joke. Like, this meme was literally everywhere in the early 2000’s, and I think people forgot that his sister was almost raped 🧍🏾‍♀️…………………………..!

tariah23

Forgot to mention just in case people start acting stupid oh this post if it randomly blows up (I’m not popular here so I might be free 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀) but the bedroom intruder meme was turned into music, merch, the brother was even on tv shows, and tbh, I personally never cared if poor black folks decide to capitalize off of a meme that made them viral to change their situation. It’s better they get something out of it because whites and nbs are laughing anyway, while making their money off of black trauma. That’s how it always is with these memes. It’s awful.