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and if i said the new bad guys movie reawakened my petey muse WHAT THEN
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i miss petey. need him to kiss dog man
@juxpoz continued.
he caught him in a good mood, well to be honest, petey was always in a good mood at the end of every weekend. maybe his mental battery recharged, maybe it was because he got to see their kid again, who knows. the first few weekends were so... he couldn't help but worry, not that he didn't have faith in dog man taking care of lil' petey. he did step up when petey couldn't back when the little guy zapped into his life.
it was new, new and strange. unfamiliar territory. but now, it's the norm. and he liked it. as hard of an adjustment that it's been for petey, dog man being around to help was a blessing. and yet...
the purr had snuck up on him, before he could even retract his hand away from dog man's head, he's assaulted with slobber. cringing and sputter, waving his paws up as he desperately tries backing away from the other. he groans, wiping the slobber off his face and down his leg.
" do not ugh ! you got some in my mouth AGAIN ! "
dog man can have one… two… maybe even three head pats. as a quiet thank for keeping their kid alive another weekend. ignore the purring. u_ú
✦ — [ !!! ]
[ praise from PETEY!! ( does this mean that HE thinks he's a … GOOD BOY? ) Dog Man struggles to remain still; he could just howl his heart out! but he knows making a big deal of it would make it a big deal! so he stands obediently, ( trembling slightly, ) smiling like a total goof.
and he keeps this composure -- within the short, short duration of the first two pats. upon the third, he catches the familiar sound of purring. in his excitement, he thanks Petey with an equal three licks to the cheek! he's incorrigible! ]
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i need petey to kiss a man
i still need this
i need petey to kiss a man
Oh. Well now, you don't see that every day. She half expected him to scoff at such a proposition and attempt to leave or fight but she won't say no to a potential trade. And more importantly keep herself out of harm's way from an unknown threat. At least until she has more information on him. A hand travels to her chin as she ponders.
"That depends on what you would consider equal value, doesn't it? After all, everyone has their own definition." She could try the easy route to start off with. It'd also help her in understanding this cat. It still feels weird to see it right before her very eyes. "How about 110k in cash? Should be equal enough to our wonderfully colorful gem there. Money's no issue for a master thief." Especially when you already have connections with rich people.
oh !
there's a sparkle of interest that glints in his eyes, he's almost impressed with how smoothly this trade was going. SO FAR. don't wanna get ahead of himself just yet. that's why continued to clutch the jewel nice and tight.
oh...
aaaand the glint is gone. the cat lounges lazily against a wall, shaking his head in disapproval at the offer.
" no. no. no. cash is no good. if we're doing an EQUAL trade, then i'm gonna need a jewel that's near exact to this one in my paws. same sides, same dimensions. " he pauses, examining it closer to his keen eyes before shrugging. " eh. color doesn't really matter. everything else just needs to be the same. "
no tomfoolery. no shenanigans. no pranks.
I know what you are Petey…
“ … i would HOPE so ? how dense does someone have to be to not recognize what a cat looks like ? ”
So since you and dogman are raising little petey together, when are you two getting married?
“ i — what ?! ”
petey nearly jolts right out of his seat upon the question falling into his ears. he could’ve easily said he misheard but… he didn’t. the discussion of marriage is and probably always will be off the table for him. whether dog man was involves or not.
he straightens up, huffing through his nose as a paw comes up to pinch the bridge of his face.
“ i’m not—…. dog man isn’t—…. WE aren’t like that. we’re just two ex arch enemies who are co raising a kid together. simple as that. ”
George and Harold: please mr cat tell us about the butt sniffer 2000
“ the complicated science of the butt sniffer 2000 is far too advanced for a simple minded child to comprehend. ”
the way petey sees so much of his dad in himself with how he originally reacted / treated lil petey, and how now it’s an active motivator for him to do better and be a better father
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on my hands and knees begging for someone to pick up grandpa
