The Moste Wondrous Diary of I, DIO!

[worldwidedio]

you people will call yourselves girlbosses and youve never once been decapitatedor even impaled. grow up

[worldwidedio]

real girlbosses kill for sport

[worldwidedio]

whats pride. What are they proud of

[spageddy]

proof dio kins tigerstar

[worldwidedio]

my plan to transition to be a virgin would have worked if jojo hadnt decided to FUCK

[jojosbizarrevoices]

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ok liek„„ i’mm sorry???? ok i nevr met 2 try n klil dad jo,jo it was subconsious i nevar ment 2 hurt hm and nwo every1 is snding me anon hate??? nd i cnt stop cyring„ im srry pls„,

Original post by captainmista

[worldwidedio]

i miss the days when i had thots crawling all over me like weevils

[worldwidedio]

Yes I am Gay and Evil and having Evil Romance with you at very high speeds

[worldwidedio]

Some people are so prejudiced against the idea of having an evil boyfriend :/

[worldwidedio]

i miss you darling Avdol... we could have had everything

[worldwidedio]

Like, I’m just saying that Avdol and I both have like codpieces and stuff. So like I really feel like we should have been able to connect. Like, we had the perfect foundation for a fantastically smooth blind date and everything. So why did he run away from me Hol Horse. Was my cod piece not good enough for him

[worldwidedio]

(sues you for copyright infringement when you have sex without crediting me)

[worldwidedio]

if i dont fuck then who will. who will.

[worldwidedio]

sex didn't even exist before i invented it you are all so fucking ungrateful

[worldwidedio]

never fuck

[worldwidedio]

[worldwidedio]

if i dont fuck ill die. is that what you fucking want

[worldwidedio]

no offense but i literally cannot die