WHATEVER THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

ASK WHATEVER AS LONG AS IT'S NOT STUPID OR OBVIOUS. (purrsonal bog is ii-cant-word2!)

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

I'm still drinking bleach and eating soap btw

BECAUSE THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T DROP THE BOTTLE AND THINK ABOIT YOUR LIFE CHOICES.

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

he got turned into a low quality png

[therustedflyswatter]

if this gets 10 notes ill make an art raffle

if it gets 20 notes the raffle will have 1st 2nd and 3rd place winners instead of just 1 person getting art

if it gets 30 notes winners will go all the way to 5th place for the winners :33

aaand if it gets 50 notes the entry fee will be 50 cents instead of a dollar.

please please please guys i want to draw things for you

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

hehe hey hey karkat heyyyyy karkattyttt boop

give us your candy this is a robbery

yes give us all your treats :D

-shittyjadedaily! (with june in matching mable and dipper costumes)

(you recieved ONE (1) bag of SKITTLES, THREE (3) TWIX bars, TWO (2) boxes of MILK DUDS and TEN (10) KITKATS. wow, you wonder who was giving out candy and if they were candy racist. there are way too many kitkats.)

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

hey karkat!!!!!!whats the movie youre the most proud of making dave watch?? if youve made him watch any

HE KEPT GETTING ANNOYED WITH ME BECAUSE I SAID I WAS LITERALLY KAT. I THINK HE ENDED UP ACTUALLY LIKING THE MOVIE THOUGH.

no the fuck i did not

YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE PART WHERE SHE GOT CONCUSSED!!!

because she deserved it

(dave is now askable!)

[therustedflyswatter]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!

here are some things ive made ↓

how do you get one? just dm me i will explain everything (im very new to this so pleease be patient!) also im setting up a ko-fi thing soon :3

[therustedflyswatter]

my ko-fi is set up now!! so if you want to donate somefin to me or if you want some of my art then it's HERE!!!

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

(one of the only ooc posts ill make..on my main i have a post about commissions that barely anyone ever saw and i just wanted to spread the word further because a lot is going on right now)

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

XDXD Hey, who the hell are you. XDXD

-@poorly-drawn-voorat

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

+Achievement Unlocked: Full Color!+

XDXD Uh, I'm Arcjec? And I don't know who you think you are, but you're kind of taking my thing. XDXD

//note sorry for the watermark. expect more of that im lazy.

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

I WAS HERE FIRST. YOU'RE TAKING MY THING. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU RANDOMLY GROW COLORS. LIKE HOW DO YOU JUST DO THAT?

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD You're worse at it. And I didn't ask to be colored. It just happened. What do you want from me?? A gold fucking medal? Be serious. XDXD

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

YOU GENUINELY THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A DUMPSTER FULL OF DISCARDED BARKBEAST SHIT WITH THE RATS. YOU EVEN LOOK THE PART! PLUS, WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHAT I WANT FROM YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TALKED TO ME FIRST. SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO BE FUCKING SERIOUS.

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD Yeah, I talked to you first because of the audacity you have. Not my fault White Noise can't keep his shit together. XDXD

XDXD And hey, I know my lusus is a possum, but at least you can tell what I'm supposed to be. XDXD

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

I WAS ACTUALLY SORT OF JOKING. THE FIRST TIME. BUT I KIND OF SEE IT NOW. I MEAN, YOUR NAME EVEN HAS RAT IN IT, THAT'S A DEAD FUCKING GIVEAWAY.

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD Oh, come on. You're fucking kidding me. Real original, yeah, go shove that shit RIGHT in your waste chute. It's not like there's even a reason I'm talking to you anyways. I could just leave. XDXD

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU CAN JUST LEAVE. SO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? GO AHEAD.

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD Uh. XDXD

XDXD You know what? No. I won't give you the satisfaction. XDXD

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

I MEAN, IF THAT IS REALLY THE REASON, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU STAY OR LEAVE. SO, LEAVING WOULDN'T GIVE ME ANY SATISFACTION.

I'M JUST GOING TO GET COMFORTABLE, BECAUSE WE'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE HERE A WHILE IF THIS TOMFUCKERY KEEPS UP.

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD Okay. XDXD

XDXD So. XDXD

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

SO.....

...

THIS IS PROBABLY THE SINGLE MOST AWKWARD MOMENT I'VE BEEN IN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[teribly-doodled-terezi-deactiva]

OK W4T TH3 SH1T

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

HOLY SHIT PYROPE!! YOU CAN'T JUST MAGICALLY APPEAR LIKE THAT! ALSO I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WHATEVER YOU THINK IS HAPPENING IS NOT HAPPENING.

[teribly-doodled-terezi-deactiva]

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

BREAK UP? WE WEREN'T EVEN TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD Um. Excuse me, what??? XDXD

XDXD If you're implying that thing and I are quadranted, you're sorely mistaken, whoever you are. XDXD

[teribly-doodled-terezi-deactiva]

OH GOD NO!!! 1TS JUST TH4T 3V3RYON3 KNOWS TH4T H3 H4S 4 TH1NG FOR D4V3. W3LL 3X3PT D4V3 OBV1OUSLY.

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

UM. YEAH TEREZI, THIS IS THE RAT VOO GUY. AND NO, STRIDER, NO ONE SAID YOUR NAME, GO BACK TO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WERE DOING BEFORE.

[teribly-doodled-terezi-deactiva]

1 TH1NK YOU SHOULD ST4Y~ GO ON S1T N3XT TO K4RK4T~

Hey sorry about how small the second image is, tumblr is making the format look weird. Another thing about the second image is my lovely moirail @ii-cant-word2 drew it. (I suck at side profiles)

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD What the hell are you?? XDXD

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

GET OFF OF HIM! WERE YOU EVER TAUGHT BASIC COMMUNICATION? DID YOUR PEABRAINED LUSUS TEACH YOU TO CRAWL ALL OVER PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW??

damn karks calm down its fine

hes completely harmless

no threats here

[poorly-drawn-voorat]

XDXD Augh! This thing must have fleas or something! It feels nasty! Maybe I should've followed your insufferable advice! XDXD

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

H3H3 YOUR3 N4STY D4V3

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

(guys. i am not kidding when i say spam the inbox. when i say spam the inbox i mean spam the FUCK out of that inbox. you dont just have to ask him stuff either you can also interact with the stupid idiot bug. just thought u should know)

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

I know I've asked you a lot of shit but can you have dirk and John and karkat hold hands?(add dave if you'd like)

It doesn't need to be colored

Or have linear

Or be them looking like people

I'll take little goobers I just want to see them be happy

(well hello...you can send that request on my main blog that i quite literally sent you the user to two hours ago..THQNKS!)

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

₩ell hellø there;

i u§ed tø knø₩ ¤ mut¤nt ₩ith ¤ §imil¤r mut¤tiøn ¤§ ¥øur§;

...i høpe §he'§ §till ¤lright;

ARE YOU SAYING THERE MIGHT BE OTHERS...?

(so so sorry for the late response, i just didnt feel like drawing at all for a REALLY long while)

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

*Hands you blue and teal play doh*

I think you know who this is from

OH. THANKS.

THIS IS *NOT* THE COLOR THAT THE CONTAINER SAID IT WOULD BE. ARE THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS SHIT COLORBLIND?

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

fuck u *untranses ur gender*

I CAN'T TELL WHAT IN THE ACTUAL THINK PAN FLIPPING GENDER SWAPPING HELL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW BUT IS IT SAFE TO SAY I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN?

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

I’m about to trans your gender

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

Yo yo yo… eat my shorts

I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

throws a grub at you

WHY SO MANY???

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

I need to ask terezi something. Do you wanna watch troll jojos bizarre adveture with me (important)

(just so yk, my moirail runs a terezi ask blog at @teribly-doodled-terezi )!!

[worstlydrawnkarkles]

Heyyyy 8ug 8oy!! How are you and your 8oyfriend?

I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT, SPIDERBITCH?