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I saved this one to post because it struck me as an unusual breakfast option, but then my partner just told me that when he got up super early yesterday he made a lovely salad for breakfast. So maybe Duolingo is ahead of the curve on this one.

#unconventional choice #try new things #duolingo

"That's how I know the cops are after me."

#old-timey burglar #dollar sign on the sack full of money #duolingo

No, Shakespeare, you wrote plays.

#I would totally read Shakespeare's novel though #duolingo

"I need to brush out my beard."

#lumberjack fantasies #beardedmen #beard maintenance #duolingo

I don't see how that's any of her business.

#ménage à trois #the more the merrier #duolingo

That's all you get!!

#not very appetizing #fad diet #duolingo

You can only have one or the other.

#donald ducking #topless #when the coveralls come off #duolingo

The bear talks AND has good table manners!?

#my new best friend #duolingo

Move along, folks, nothing to see here.

#but what did the turtle DO?#jedi mind tricks #duolingo

Me IRL, before coffee. Amirite?

#predictable caption #phoning it in #you deserve better #duolingo

What does it mean to be human? What is consciousness? What ARE we?

#existential confusion #duolingo

Pretty menacing for a lunch lady.

#her pizza squares are delightful though #institutional cuisine at its best #duolingo

Oh, dear

#where do i start #duolingo

ARE WE!?

#they're great and all #but I'm a human woman #existential confusion #duolingo

This is some “nature, red in tooth and claw” shit.

#this dolphin makes me nervous #that pretentious Tennyson reference is all me though #duolingo

Now that's a fucking power play.

#spider diet #that's so metal #I don't even like looking at them #duolingo

This man has clearly never been to Portland.

#the answer is yes #almost exclusively #duolingo

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