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The filthy flat of skinhead Marko and construction worker Kevin
Lots have asked, but I’m still not totally happy with the translation. This story sums up chats and not only my own ideas of the recent years. Have fun!
Marko is a skinhead. He’s in his late twenties, 1,80m tall and has a permanent shaved head for 1-2 years. He likes to wear his ranger boots 24h and also very tight laced, that they leave marks on his legs. His urban camo pants look only clean from far. Since he’s unemployed he’s finally free from showering and started to build up a really hot smell. His favourite Alpha is extremely sweaty and cum crusty. That’s no surprise, if you would know what this bomber jacket had sucked/absorbed in the last 2 years. He wears it nearly constantly, indoors, outdoors, in bed or wipes “things”…
Kevin works on construction site. He is 1 year younger than Marko, 1,90m tall and loves spicy mansmells. He wears steel-toed safety boots size 47 every day for 12h. He wears filthy carpenter pants (craftsman’s trousers with 2 zippers) which already ripe for a year. Dirt, concrete, paint, oil, grease, but also cum, piss and other stuff stick on/in it. Especially his sox and their extreme smell arouse him. Kevin loves his super stinky feet a lot, washed them nearly never and wears his socks for months.
Both have met on internet and start a filthy shared flat. First they’ve unscrewed the shower. Real guys don’t take showers and secondly, you save a lot of money without showering.
When Kevin comes home he loves rubbing his dripping wet rotten socks through Marko’s face or taking off his boots at the dinner and to put his stinkfeet on the table to air out. Sometimes Marko nearly pukes his pizza because Kevin just stinks so heavy. But after this there’s usually a mutual sniffing. The two have really lots of fun together…
Kevin likes to put his extremely smelly muscle shirts, full of underarm sweat, between Markos fresh laundry or lets him wear his worn underpants. Kevin is quite dominant generally and pressed Markos face into his sweaty armpits so that he can lick his long armpit hair. As revenge Marko has given up to flush the toilet or annoy Kevin with cigarette stubs, that he spreads throughout the whole flat, even in the fridge, empty bottles, beds and on all floors. Generally Marko never uses an ashtray, but always ashes anywhere, anytime, anyplace. The pale carpet in his room is already dark grey and in the kitchen and living room it sticks like hell, because both never clean.
Sometimes Kevin is so tired after the shift on the construction site that he just falls asleep with his dirty building clothes on. His boots simply stay on for over 24h. And that this makes his bed dirty matters zero for Kevin. In a filthy bed sleeping naked doubles the fun. Recently he has even slept with muddy clothes.
Marko sleeps away the days, wakes up at noon, welcomes every day with a beer, wastes his time in front of the PC, watches porn and tries to increase his tobacco consumption to 2-3 ppd. He likes smokers very much, especially their snot. He would love to lick their thick slimy yellow sputum. In general Marko likes to lick things. Especially cheese sticks, which he finds on Romeo.
Recently both have invited a new project: They try to fill the flat’s bathtub full with piss. Kevin even collects on the construction site in his thermos bottle. He has no problem to fill it with tea again the next morning. Marko drinks more beer to produce more beer piss. From week to week the gauge rises, but the upcoming summer and the already high temperatures evaporate a lot and also cause an extremely biting stench. The window has to stay open permanently, but the neighbours must have smelled it already.
After 2 months, the bathtub is finally brimfull with piss. Marko is dipped in it headfirst and slurps like a dog. Kevin can just avoid him from jumping fully into it. Marko complains. A solid construction worker fart ends the discussion. Next week is washing day anyway, of course only tongue washing, and Kevin wants to reap Markos filth/smell himself. He even has blocked Markos boots with locks to avoid revealing and after 6 weeks it’s harvest time.
Both are looking forward to the summer, which will make things sweatier, more putrid and rotten. Furthermore Tobi, the filthiest painter trainee of his guild, is going to visit. But that’s a new story…
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