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@wtfdipper
First I have a problem with getting some sleep, and now I find it extremely hard to get out of bed. Thereās something wrong with me, I feel it. Seriously.
Maybe you have insomnia? 'Cause that seems like it could explain why you're acting this way.
I guess this is itĀ !Ā
What, you're leaving?
Today I had to dress up as a creepy werewolf dude and scare little kids. Not gonna lie, it was kinda fun.
Need to unwind. Anyone wanna join me for a beer?
Dude, are you even old enough to drink beer?
mood boardĀ āĀ dylan 'dipper' pines
ā dipper pines is the name, failing at life is my game. ā
HHA, I guess you werenāt so much helpful. Were youĀ ?
Guess not. In my defense, though, I was going up against a guy twice my size, so I'm technically pretty brave for still attempting to fight him off.
Oh, Iām so sorry, sweetie. I told you I was kidding. Okay, I take it back, Taco Bell boy. So, um, km pretty socially awkward other people usually initiate the conversation.
Itās alright, I totally knew you were joking about it. Iām actually kinda socially awkward too, especially around girls, so donāt be surprised if I just stop talking any minute now and sorta stare off into space.
Dipper, WHAT happened?!?
Y'see, there's a perfectly good explanation for this and it's not as bad as you think.
What was the reason for the fight anyway?
The guy was pushing one of my friends around so I stepped in to tell him to back off, but then he threw a punch so I threw a punch and it just went downhill from there.
Only if youāre sure. I just- I hate seeing people in pain. I mean, getting beat up and failing Algebra 2 twice. Just adds to the embarrassmentā¦ kidding.
Yeah, make fun of the guy that just got beat up. Thatās totally not rubbing salt in the wound or anything. Lucky for you, Iāve got pretty thick skin.
Oh, your face looks like ā¦ Oh! Is the other guy dead then?
Real funny, man. Trust me, he's pretty banged up too.
Are you sure? You look bad, like, really bad. Um, do you need help cleaning up?
No, no, donāt worry, Iām fine. I can handle it; a couple cuts and bruises arenāt that hard to clean up. Thanks for the offer, though.
Di-Dipper?
Dinah, I swear it's not as bad as it looks. It wasn't my fault, either.Ā
The only people that say that, are the people who got their asses completely handed to them. I can see why you said that.
In my defense, I got a couple good punches in before the other guy got his friends involved. Then it kinda went downhill after that.
Y'know, the other guy probably looks ten times worse than I do right now. I mean, at least I think he does.
Exactly! Stupid fucking inconsiderate assholes.
At least people back in Gravity Falls didn't get up to stuff like this. It was a lot more tolerable; California people are just plain crazy.
