happy go lucky

hi my name's mabel pines! i love animals, adventures, and a bunch of other stuff. i'm eighteen and i have a twin brother (dipper). come talk to me!

[johndreys-deactivated20170729]

Need to unwind. Anyone wanna join me for a beer?

[yomabelpines]

No thanks, but we can get something else and hang out. Just nothing alcoholic or smoky. Because that stuff's gross.

[rlyprettyarchived]

So,  I was on break today and I was enjoying a nice chocolate chip muffin when a guy came up and asked if he could use my phone to call someone important since his died. I said sure and continued eating my muffin and then he handed my phone back to me and said ‘I look forward to hearing from you’ and then he walked away. It took me a second to realize he had called himself and put his number in my phone. I don’t know how to feel about this.

[rlyprettyarchived]

[yomabelpines]

Ooh. Are you going to call him?

[redheadedrebellion]

Food poisoning wins this round.

[yomabelpines]

Do you need anything to help? I got food poisoning when I was a baby and I got really salty crackers and bubbly ginger ale. That's super helpful.

[scampchase]

I feel like I should get a job, but I also feel like I’d suck at whatever ob I tried to get. Maybe I should just stick to being a lazy bum and see where that gets me?

[yomabelpines]

Some jobs can be fun. But only if you really like what you're doing.

Others jobs can be super boring. Like if you worked at a desk or wrote instruction manuels.

[theycallme-pumbaa-deactivated20]

            “I seriously need to get a better social life..”

[yomabelpines]

Those are always great. At least they aren't hard, right?

[a-seawitch]

I don’t think my head has ever felt quite this bad.

[yomabelpines]

What happened?

[backinfrance-blog]

Karma is a bitch

I mean, I think is some kind of punishment that my father is keeping in this town. I’m bored as fuck

[yomabelpines]

There's tons of things to do though.

[rllysamuel-blog]

I’m not sure, really. I’m not into all those technicalities, y’know? It’s really fluffy, I know that much.

[yomabelpines]

Yeah, it doesn't really matter. Animals are just so awesome. I've always wanted a pet, but Grunkle Stan doesn't really like pets.

[rllysamuel-blog]

So I finally decided to get a dog — which considering I’m allergic, probably wasn’t the best idea, but that doesn’t matter. Except I kiiinda' think he's possessed by a demon, 'cause he runs in circles a lot and sometimes dives straight into my bed frame, but that's not important. Well, maybe it is, I dunno', though. 

[rllysamuel-blog]

[yomabelpines]

What kind of dog?

[wtfdipper]

Y’see, there’s a perfectly good explanation for this and it’s not as bad as you think.

[yomabelpines]

There's no good explanation for you getting hurt!

...but what is it?

[yomabelpines]

Oh man, this sweater's going to be awesome

[wtfdipper]

Y’know, the other guy probably looks ten times worse than I do right now. I mean, at least I think he does.

[yomabelpines]

Dipper, WHAT happened?!?

[johndreys-deactivated20170729]

I have to agree with you on that. There’s so much to do here!

Well … I don’t really know why, actually. It’s kind of fun, y’know? Sort of like a game. 

[yomabelpines]

That doesn't seem like a very fun game. Games have to be fun for everyone, like make believe or hopscotch or hide and seek!

[its-justinweaver]

A while ago.

[yomabelpines]

Then how have you not celebrated the Fourth of July? It's like the best holiday.

[lara-lady-williams-blog]

I wish my computer would stop freezing so I can finish this stuff for my college schedule.

[yomabelpines]

What are you doing in college?

[scampchase]

I kinda sorta got kidnapped by my friends last night, but it’s okay ‘cause they gave me food and let me ride shotgun and took me to go watch a movie. Overall, it was a pretty pleasant kidnapping.

[yomabelpines]

That does sound like fun.

What movie did you watch?

[buster-harnell]

I don’t get old people. They’re either terrified of me or they treat me like I’m their 12 year old grandson. Either way it’s fucking weird, I’m dreading turning older than 25.

[yomabelpines]

Why would you dread getting older? Old people are so much fun!