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Calum.  I don't know what you're selling, but I'm not buying it. halumtcood

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

You don’t always need to talk…or speak…like its good to shut the fuck up sometimes…i love not talking

[wtfisjocular-blog]

Netflix works fine on everything except the stuff I actually want to watch.

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

when mediocre boys have shitty personalities… listen…. u aren’t cute enough to pull off an attitude…. use ur manners

[pocketmvnsters-blog]

I meant to do this last night but…well I didn’t. Anyway, I’m Michael and you can probably find me watching buzzfeed unsolved videos and grumbling about how I need more single player video games because contrary to popular belief not everyone wants to share a game with strangers. Oh, right my gh is pvnkpebble (be my pal thanks) and with that I’m off to be “productive”. 

[wtfisjocular-blog]

This rain is making me sleepy.

[wtfisjocular-blog]

Me: makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[lassi]

treat your friends like you treat your food

[drunkblogging]

eat them and feel guilty about it 

[wtfisjocular-blog]

I went to find me a new icon, but I hate all of them.

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[halleydoedog]

take me laser tagging and then push me into a corner and kiss me. then shoot me and walk away.

[y0itskameron]

u can sit on my lap or my face, idc just as long as ur comfy

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[with-practice]

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

[infinittywar]

daddy kink

me: oh my god i’m so close

them: hi so close, i’m dad

[sunfortune]

bruno mars used to almost exclusively drop sad ass songs about unrequited love or lost love or whatever and now he’s just out here dropping one feel good banger after another like what kind of goals

[tsunflowers]

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

[mapfail]

Fox News Station Blurred Out the Nipples of a $179 Million Picasso Masterpiece