stolen kisses, pretty lies.

@zaramason; and her lips are like the galaxy's edge, and her kiss the colour of a constellation falling into p l a c e. +

[wtfzara]

@zaramason: gym time!

[laceyriivas]

You really think I’d just up and leave when I still have plenty more puns to tell? That sounds amazing! Where have you been? I’m pretty good. Just, y’know, the usual.

[wtfzara]

I’m glad you decided to stay! I still expect my daily quota of at least three pun texts per day to be met, though. Where haven’t I been? I’ve been travelling all throughout Europe, for work. But I’m ready to take a break from travelling now and for some reason, decided this was the place to do it. That’s good to hear, love. 

[bryce-summers]

You think so? If I’m being honest here I’ve been a big drinker. I think I’ve scarred myself from ever getting hammered again. — See, it’s a known fact I do the stupidest shit when I’m drunk, but then again, who doesn’t, yeah? Anyways, why don’t we get you a welcome back shot or something? I’ll show you where the bar is, if you’d like. Like mine? I do hope you mean that as a compliment, Miss Zara. Trust me, once you get a good look at these things you’ll change your mind. That’s what the booze is for, and besides, why not move into a hotel? I don’t think they could stop you. Perhaps you’ll start a revolution and everyone else will follow suit. I wish you I could help you out, but no one ever tells me anything, you see. 

[wtfzara]

Whenever I’m hungover I like to rant and rave about how I’ll stay sober for life, but it never usually lasts long. Haha, exactly! And as much as we may regret the stupid shit that we do the next morning, it’s a bunch of fun at the time and that’s the bit that counts. A welcome back shot sounds perfect! Sure thing, I’ll follow your lead. I do indeed mean that as a compliment, it’s hard to forget a face as handsome as yours. Are the beds as comfortable as they were back in Italy, and Greece? I feel as if they’d find a way to stop me somehow, or I’d annoy others by not sticking to the rules. Ah, I know exactly how you feel! Nobody tells me anything either. We’ll just be the two that drink away the night at the bar and remain oblivious to whatever drama may be unfolding amongst the others. Sound like a good plan?

[thetessarichards]

I don’t know whether that’s something that should be considered good or sad on my part. —- It seems this show has a hold on me and is not quite ready to release as of yet. I simply don’t know that it’s possible. —- I mean; the show has it’s quiet moments but-…when you stick this many young adults in a house, drama and chaos are bound to ensue. 

[wtfzara]

I’d consider it a good thing! Unless you were hoping to not still be on the show by now --.. then it’s a bad thing. Whether we admit it or not, I think this show has a secret hold on all of us. That’s too true, my love. I hope I haven’t missed out on too much excitement, have I?

[jake-greene-deactivated20150705]

It’s a pleasure to meet you ma’am. So you were here before? Why’d you leave? 

[wtfzara]

Yes, I was! About a season or two ago --- I’ve lost track of time. Oh, right! Well, my job provided me with an opportunity to travel across Europe for a little while, and I figured I’d be a fool to turn down that offer. What about you, Jake? Why did you join?

[aliyasxmmers]

“ You can label the folder FLAWLESS or Aliya. Ironic because you can also call me that. Pleasure to meet you Zara. “

[wtfzara]

I think I might name it ‘Little Miss Loves Herself’. I’ll just call you Aliya for now, until I can think of a super incredible nickname. Pleasure to meet you too, Aliya. What brings you to The Valleys?

[loutomvalleys]

Oh, but I know for a fact that I noticed you were gone. I wish you would’ve said goodbye, but you’re back now and that should be all that matters. Alex and Amy — yeah, that was a different time. In the past, where it belongs. Of course, I love it! Though, I love either hair color on you. You missed little ol’ me? That’s a pure honor, Z. Too much drama to even begin to name. Nothing entirely exciting — oh, everyone misses this place, right? You and Kyra? I didn’t know that you knew her — she’s my cousin. 

[wtfzara]

Did you really, though? Personally, I’m not a fan of goodbyes, but I’ll make a mental note of that next time to make sure I at least give you one. I wouldn’t get too excited --- it’s only an indefinite stay! May I ask what went awry between the three of you, or is that too personal for such an early time of the morning? Of course I missed you, you idiot! Exactly. Deep down, as much as they all try to hide it, everyone is drawn back to this place at one stage or another. Kyra and I actually met a few years back, and we’ve been pretty much inseparable ever since. You two are cousins? Well, that’s brilliant! Two of my favourite people are related -- makes my life all the more better.

[jamiee-wright-blog]

Eh yes?! I love it and will admit I”m quite jealous of how nice it is on you, so natural compared to the time I dyed my hair blonde. Do it - It’s far too nice to let go Zar. Great, want me to get some lions and fireworks then? I can also get a band out here and strips if you’d like?

[wtfzara]

Oh, Laura, you’re too kind. Your brown hair is absolutely stunning --- I can only dream of looking that nice as a brunette. Yes! I’d like a silver throne, flanked by lions while fireworks go off in the background. Also, if we could make our grand entrance on white horses, that would be the perfect addition!

[tai-duke]

Zara! God, it’s good to see you again. Where’ve you been?

[wtfzara]

Where haven’t I been, is more like it. I went back home for a bit before I decided to travel all through Europe. I’ve officially crossed dinner in Paris by the Eiffel tower off my bucket list!

[novabtw-deactivated20150602]

Considering we’ve never met — I’m sorry to disappoint with my lack of excitement toward your arrival. I reckon I’m one of the unfamiliar faces — I’m Nova. But hey, the tents really aren’t as bad as they seem — the beds are still super comfortable you just don’t exactly have sturdy walls — or a floor, but.. you win some, you lose some, I suppose.

[wtfzara]

Due to the fact you are indeed one of those unfamiliar faces, I’ll let the lack of excitement just this once. But of course, that means we’ll have to turn you into a familiar face. Nova’s an odd name --- odd, but I like it. I’m Zara. I suppose I’ll be able to overlook the whole tent situation.. It’s the bugs I’m worried about. Tents don’t seem like they provide much protection from things like spiders, and cockroaches. And ants!

[alexmorganjfc]

You know, someone had to feed the fifteen cats back home —- my lazy cunt of an ex-wife won’t do it, that’s for sure. Don’t know why I married that old hag. 

[wtfzara]

Greg! That is no way to speak about any woman, as crazy and psychotic as she may have been. You were raised better than that!

[bloviiate]

Oh shut up, dickhead. I’ve been the best company for you around the block ever since you met me, really and let me make it clear that I do not snore. I would’ve known, Cody would’ve told me and he has never said a word about it. You however, you’re the worst and drool a lot too, not very charming. No and nope, I’ve been behaving like a real lady and not causing any trouble so far, but it’s starting to grow a bit boring, so how about we make a change in that? No you’re right, it has a lot of sentimental value, still think I’m gonna put it up for sale anyway, if anyone would ever wanna buy that shithole.

[wtfzara]

Cody was just being polite and neglecting to tell you, ‘cause he wanted to get in your pants a solid ninety-nine percent of the time. And he was in no position to judge -- I’ve heard that boy snore, and it was shocking. Hey, I only drool because of my stupid retainer. We can’t all be born perfect, Kyra. You, Kyra Thornton, behaving like a real lady? I don’t believe it. Is that a trick question? Of course I’m up for stirring some trouble. It’ll be sad to see that little place go, but if you can afford to upgrade, it’s definitely worth selling. 

[hfszayn]

Well — Zara — I’m pretty sure you didn’t miss me either. 

[wtfzara]

Oh, don’t put yourself down like that. ‘course I missed you, Zayn. Maybe not as much as Louis, but easily more than Harry. I mean, he’s not even come to welcome me back yet. 

[hotte-latte]

[bloviiate]

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[adrianxharper]

Eau du bug spray has become a signature scent around here. Nothing screams romance quite like being slapped on the arm in the name of keeping a mosquito from drinking your blood. Not that I’ve heavily given any of them attention, I can only assume the answer is no. Some of them are about as fun as watching paint dry. You being back is like a drop of rain in this desert. Toss your luggages into your tent and grab a glass and pour your poison of choice, I’ll do my best to update you, even though I’m not completely updated myself.

[wtfzara]

I figured -- that’s why I made sure to purchase the rose scented ones. Hey, if I happen to slap you on the arm in order to kill a mosquito, you can bet it sure is an act of true love. I’m not one to willingly get mosquito guts smeared on my palm unless it’s absolutely necessary. That sounds --.. wow. Maybe it truly is a relief I’ve returned, then, isn’t it? I’ll make them come out of their shell -- I’m positive even I can make watching paint dry an entertaining task. Give me a second to find the wine I packed, then we can kick off our shoes and relax while you tell me all about your endeavours during my absence.

[alexmorganjfc]

Yes! That’s correct —- my love, we’re finally reunited. Come into my arms, Patricia. 

[wtfzara]

You had me so worried, Greg -- I thought I’d never be able to see you again.

[hfszayn]

Of course. I’m sure you missed me — just kidding. I did kind of miss you — it’s nice to see you back.

[wtfzara]

Of course I missed you -- only kind of? If you listen really closely, you may be able to hear the sound of my heart shattering into a thousand little pieces.