Obersten Kanzler @wurzig-blog - Tumblr Blog

If I had a penny for every penny I had assuming I started with atleast 1 I would have an infinite amount of pennies

Dicks who try to sound smart with deep captions if you thought this was a smart quote I hate you

Hey vsauce micheal here but what is here? and how do we know... where here is?

Neil Degrass Tyson

#Not my tv personality #notmyroundearther #michealmakesprettygoodcontentipreferhimoverneildegrassetysontoobehonestbutsometimeshejumpcutstoomuch

Furries are worse than Hitler

Hitler

#NotMyFuhrer #Notmygrownhumanmale/femaleidontknowmanimnotmakingassumptionsdressedasananimal

Advil solves thins the blood

bitch at my pharmacy

#ADVILCAUSESAUTISMKEEPYOURCHILDRENAWAYFROMIT #NOTMYPHARMACIST

Steve Harvey is brainwashing your children with omega fish oil chem trails. #Getwokemorons stop letting Ted Cruz cuck all of us by vaccinating our children with autism

Shaq

#pleasestopmakingfunofme #NOTMYCHEMIST

Hitler did not train his Charizard well enough for the unspoken command to execute the Schlieffen plan to be understood.

Stone cold Steve Harvey

No one is liking my posts im very depressed

me

#notmydepression

The capital of Canada is Canadaville

William of Sussex

#notmywilliam

I hate this site people here have more triggers than a pile of fucking guns

Me

#notmyme

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Laurence Fishburne

#notmypulpfiction #notmyactor #notmypresident

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Laurence Fishburne

If you are a racist I will strike you down with the north

Abraham Lincoln

The Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

Steven Universe

#not my cartoon character #stevenuniverse #accurate quotes #sponsored by McDonalds?

Censorship is the best ship, yes even better than the titanic

Bill Gates

#notmyphilanthropist #notmyceoofalargecoorperateentitythathasgivenusaveryuniqueoperatingsystem

NUTRIGRAIN BARS ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE

EVERYONE

#NOTMYBREAKFASTBAR #NOTMYPRESIDENT