fcuk

i moved like years ago lmao whoops if you really wanna stay up to date theres the redirect button

[wolfbyexosavedkpop-deactivated2]

i want him to rap into my pus*sy

[sjwromanroy]

[felinec0re]

:3333 !!

[boat-person]

[werytutitopppqqqqqq-deactivated]

[femcassidy]

good news

everything is cancelled 

[screamingmantis]

The fake phone numbers for “creepers” post-

[wuyitrash]

screamingmantis:

I’ve seen this circulated around tumblr, facebook, and even Imgur. If you haven’t seen it, it’s the post that gives a list of fake phone numbers to give to someone who is bothering you for your phone number, whether it be if you aren’t interested, or they aren’t taking no for an answer. There’s a “loser” rejection number, the fucking KKK hotline (cmon people…) and some other stuff that is either “funny” or directs them to  something that tells them flat out that they were given a fake. I know it was made for women mostly, but this is for anyone- Please DON’T do it. Don’t give out those numbers to someone. First of all, a few are 1-800 or 1-866 numbers. Secondly, in every situation where I couldn’t shake someone, I would give my number and they would immediately stand there and call it, or ask if I can call them. If you give them one of these fakes and they call or text it, they are going to see that the phone didn’t ring or go off, and even if it’s in your purse or pocket, they might listen to the call to make sure it goes through. This can become extremely dangerous if they realize you gave them one of those numbers while they are standing right there, and can go from docile and annoying, to mean and even furious in a matter of seconds. God forbid you used the “loser rejection” one, or another mean one. Instead of these, if you must give a number, please know there is an app called “Mr. Number” and it allows free blocking. If you have to give yours out, immediately block the number as soon as you leave and are safely away. The app has the option that if they call, it won’t even allow them to leave a voicemail, so no angry horrible voicemails from them, and all their texts to you will also be blocked. Please be careful. I used one of these lines from years ago, and it was a polite one, too. The guy saw my phone didn’t do anything (it was too late to put it away and it was sitting on the bar), tried again, heard it, went from 0-60 and threw a shotglass down on the ground smashing it while screaming and calling me a cunt and a bitch and all kinds of shit. Most of those lines are provoking, so please don’t use them. You’ll probably see me say this a few times on different media, but it’s a safety issue and I feel strongly about it.

[kizzle-chizzle]

Joe is so sweet. 

[waexwei-deactivated20151124]

Dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post it notes around your house with little positive things like ‘you look beautiful today’ or ‘you make me smile’ and a hell of a lot of ‘I love yous’ spread out around the house like wow where do I sign up

[classicnaruto]

I thought this was about donkey kong

[fullmiddlemalcolmist]

if its not about donkey kong then who

[avengette]

if you claim to have gone through the naruto phase without having a crush on at least one akatsuki member than you are a fucking liar

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

are they a “:3” emo, a “^_^” emo, a “._.” emo, or an “xD” emo

[morethanthedark]

Summarize your newest OC in three words

[wuyitrash]

morethanthedark:

Let’s see how weird our tags get

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon breeding Flight Rising dragons for years just to make one that looks like Shia Lebouf.

[psychicterrain]

deez nuts is not running for president. he was put on a local “who would you choose” poll, not the official ballot. a local ballot is the equivalent of going around your school and saying “who are you gonna vote for this year?”. deez nuts is not on the official ballot. you cannot actually vote for them even if you wanted to. even if he did SOMEHOW get on the ballot, he is only 15 and you have to be at least 35 to run for president and would be immediately disqualified. not to mention that it is not his legal name so he cannot run as deez nuts legally, as has been explained in just about every article ive read about deez nuts this week. i cant believe i have to explain that deez nuts is not and cannot be a legitimate presidential candidate, nor was he ever, in the year 2015. deez nuts for president is but a pipe dream. we have nothing to fear from deez nuts

[storm-tornado-archive]

OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS

IT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIE

BY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY

PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

*when you follow and talk to ppl for months and don't know their damn name*

Put your name in the tags.

[tastyhumanburgers]

konnichiwa darkness-san, my old tomodachi