Suggestions from the First World War

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Lament the sudden transfer of your Scottish compatriots, and make up for your sad lack of pipers by angering a goose and pointing it toward the enemy.

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Give a whole new meaning to the name ratatouille

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wistfully regale your commanding officer with tales of chasing hogs through the new forest

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use your gas mask box as a container for sandwiches

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end up having the devil’s own with the Censor’s office on account of your prolific letter-writing

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argue with the parson on matters ecumenical 

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accidentally shoot your beater

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have an affair

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curse your father

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Do you want more rat asks or more toe asks

I want to kill you.

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turn to drink

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develop a cocaine addiction

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good sir what ever happened to that suggestion for us to be absolutely filthy and live in squalor i need to show it to my captain to avoid delousing

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Do you like rats

Fuck you

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become impervious to polite hints

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develop a newfound affinity for woodwork

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purposefully hide items of paperwork to bemuse your incoming staff officer