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WHAT DOES KATSEYE THINK ABOUT THEIR MUSIC? - a celebrity reading

☆ web browser header by @cursed-carmine.

-> REQUESTED? no.

— this is for entertainment purposes only. do not take this as the whole truth, this is truly esoteric speculation. fanfiction if you will… i do not know these people, nor do i have a personal connection with the subjects being covered. this should be taken as fun, light hearted nosiness. energies do often change, so please keep that in mind that things are not always constant. do not take this as fact! all alleged, these are ALL LIES, HALLELUJAH! thank you.

R/N: soooo i was curious and well .. this was low-key doom & gloom lmao. 😭 i thought some would be more positive, but i also feel like their opinions on this comes in waves! so that might be it? the only one that seemed to like it is Lara.... so there's that. low-key it doesn't even feel like they're focused on what it sounds and more of the environment around them. anywho....

MANON

8 of pentacles, 7 of pentacles, queen of swords, 6 of cups & justice rx.

lmaoo she does not find the amount of torture & training they've been through to be worth it. it's like you've dedicated so much time into something you weren't even so sure about pursuing, and after taking that leap of faith you are completely shocked & blindsided at how shitty it actually is/was. there's also this idea here where she's like, “you want/made me do this, look like this, sound like this and THIS is how you treat me?!” or “THIS is the result, but I’M the crazy one?!”. she does actually enjoy making music, or at least the process but doesn't actually like the content being produced by it (the group). the hard work is not paying off like it should be. so, the answer here is no, but she loved making the music…. just not the ones they currently have. Manon likes seeing the final product and how it all comes together at the end—but again, cannot stress this enough, the music itself is not good (ok that might be a bit dramatic lol)! she's here like, “this is what we worked for..? really..?”. heavyyyy on, "but I'M the crazy one?!" lmaoo 😭. more disappointment & astonishment here more than anything. gagged, even.

SOPHIA

4 of wands, queen of cups, the chariot, page of swords sw., 10 of wands, 3 of swords, 6 of pentacles & 4 of swords rx.

so she is very shocked by the decisions of their team, but tries to ignore it or pretend like it doesn't bother her. i actually think she would like it if other ppl were doing it or how she feels about it is neutral positive. lol. Sophia always seems very frantic about this stuff, and worries about what the company is doing to their group will damage their image in the long run. it may be the reactions that makes her stressed. “you promised us real music!” is what I'm hearing. she may be hiding her internal panics about this stuff because she wants to keep the group together, for them to stay as one unit. very much like, “c’mon guys it's not that bad! it'll get better soon”. feel like Sophia may also dissociate while trying to figure out what her next moves are gonna be, and trying to separate herself from the panic. i feel like she does like their music, just not all of it. more specifically, what direction that they're going with currently does not make sense to her. she's worried about keeping it together so it encourages everyone to play their part and do their role before the sink collapses.

DANIELA

2 of swords, strength, justice rx., 7 of swords, 5 of wands, 3 of wands & the chariot rx.

it seems as though she got a lot of other ‘shit’ she has to deal with behind the scenes rather than worrying about the current state of their music lol. essentially in her mental, she's like “idc i gotta dance my ass off", "that's all i gotta do, dance my ass off”. she doesn't really care? being in Katseye is just basically her way of being able to live her dreams, however way that may be. Daniela got quite a few cards, some i had to even put back because it seemed unrelated to the question so it's pretty interesting she basically has nothing to say about it. she just wants to dance and get her paycheck… das it. if she can dance to the music, fine with her! who cares anyway? “let's get this show on the road!”

LARA

the hanged man, 6 of swords, 4 of wands, 2 of wands, 9 of wands, page of wands, king of cups the moon & justice rx.

i think she digs it (?). she doesn't hate it, but wishes they would do better. Lara gets their vision in a way. “it's cunt/camp”. she can personally see the appeal of some of their songs, and may have a guilty pleasure for the more tackier tunes. like in a way where she's like, “and see, maybe instead of going in this direction, we should tweak this or add this”. but again, the energy here is getting so side tracked. the justice card came out reversed AGAIN! wtf is going on at Geffen? is there a man or male dominated (domineering) figure that's making these decisions that the girls aren't privy to? she wants something to be revealed that is being hidden, is it related to the music? for example if the girls heard demos that are honestly really good and she's like, “now why can't we get those?” there's this disappointment here; she either has this 😌 or 😐 kinda attitude/face toward their music.

MEGAN

king of pentacles sw., 4 of swords, 7 of cups, 2 of pentacles, judgement, temperance, 8 of wands, 5 of cups, the hanged man & knight of wands sw.

very similar cards here pertaining to another situation im seeing…. they (especially her) have to make a “deal”, the music is part of that deal. “does she like performing?” is what im hearing multiple times back to back. either she is asking that herself, or there's higher ups not valuing what she brings to the table. she's definitely been thinking about it lately tho, and is weighing if this thing she has been chasing after is even worth it. she seems pretty down in the dumps about it. i removed the temperance card from Daniela’s pull, but now i wish i had kept it in. there's something “fishy” going on. they have been sold a dream that's not coming to fruition and actively trying to cope/distract themselves from that fact. it's like Megan is squinting at whoever is in the distance & shifting her eyes to keep her guard up about some entity to the left of her. im not really sure she cares about the music they make. it means nothing to her (allegedly). it's just fun and worth dancing to. she's more worried & stressed about a male figure that gives opportunities (?). she feels like if she allows herself to feel a certain way about the music & craft, it'll shoot her in the foot in the long run. she makes sure to detach herself from the idea altogether.

YOONCHAE

ace of swords, the tower (😭), 6 of swords rx., 4 of cups rx. & 10 of pentacles rx.

“this is not sustainable” LMAOOO 😭😭 & just shaking her head with her arms crossed. Yoonchae is a funny girl, i think. she's very straightforward and neutral at the same time. like her thoughts come mainly from a strategic standpoint but she does not ignore her innate feelings about things, which makes her very balanced. she doesn't really get what their team is going for with their brand. “okay, we had a good start, what's going on here/what happened?”. like she tilts her head in confusion and then often shrugs it off. meh, she doesn't mind it at all. she is at her job, so she is completing her job. 🤷🏽‍♀️ that's really it to her. she's not passionate about it at all (the music), but she loves the process of making the music, learning the dances and performing for other people and for fans to enjoy their shows. that's what im getting here. since she mainly does it for the performance aspect, she worries if the music direction will dry out the audience willing to sit and wait for them to get better. again, her disdain stems more from seeing reactions to it and second guessing if they're heading in the right direction.

OVERALL

the hermit sw., 7 of swords, the chariot, 6 of swords, ace of cups rx., knight of swords rx. the world & 4 of pentacles rx.

they feel like they are being stolen from, and it's only a matter of time before one decision makes or breaks them. that their essence is being taken away to feed someone else and their desires… let's hope this just means creatively. they're barely holding on to each other. in ways, i can definitely see that they are somewhat being truthful here about a sisterhood between them. it's definitely not the most healthy dynamic at all though. i just think it's toxic. there are still heavy residuals of their training days that loom over their interactions and future—but you don't need a tarot reading for that to be obvious. their environment isn't built for them to be a happy union (10 of ups rx. flashed when doing this section). they all don't really see the capability of what they are planning to do. they are insecure of the future that HxG is supposed to bring them.. ouch. they hope that there will still be avenues to go down when the group finally collapses. they are well aware that their time is “ticking”. jump ship, or ride it out till the wheels fall off is what's being weighed here. “this is a sinking ship”.

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WHAT ARE YOU MANIFESTING WITHOUT KNOWING? - pick a picture

☆ web browser header by @cursed-carmine.

-> REQUESTED? yes.

— take a deep breath and close your eyes. don't rush while picking, and go with the first thing that comes to your mind and sticks on your tongue. the choice is yours, and it's okay to pick multiple. if none of this resonates, that's okay! trust your intuition. since this is a collective reading, every part may not align; please take what does and let the rest fly! feel free to check out my other readings if you fw this one.

R/N: hiii my second request!! thank you anonie for suggesting this one as i feel like it was super insightful... im thinking of doing another one already. :3

PILE 1 -> "LOVE."

king of swords, the tower rx.., 4 of swords rx., page of pentacles & “new opportunity”.

this pile wants unbridled love for themselves. in ways that either come from finally enjoying the body you live in, to wanting the caress of your (future) partner to engulf your senses. theres this feeling here that you want to be loved and seen. you need this so bad and crave it, but don’t admit it out loud. and spirit says, “closed mouths dont get fed”… lol. there could be some shame and resentment here for wanting to feel like that.

like that it may be embarrassing to long for romantic connections even though thats a totally regular and normal to want that—to crave it and compare your situation to others. youre not flawed, you’re simply recognizing whats missing in your life. tho, if youre starting to think this is a reading that will tell you, “in order to find love you need to love yourself 🥺” horse shit—scroll away! because being loveless has a LOT to do with the environment and people around you. its okay to want proper connections and partnerships. even though you need to work on yourself, stop blaming yourself. that might be the actual blockage keeping you from your desires. stop feeling ashamed and disgusted; you are worthy of everything. open yourself to the possibility that there are people out there who admire you, who want to love you. who want to hold you, and kiss you, and whatever your comfortable with. there is hope for you, and it's barreling straight your way!

key channeled: “a new life” by zeke bleu, blue, purple, foggy, desires, shame(d), currency, drought, dry spell, touches, caressing, being without.

PILE 2 -> "MONEY."

queen of pentacles, ace of swords rx., page of cups, 5 of pentacles & “rise above problems”.

moneyyyy and LOTS of it! 😆. what spirit wants you to know that to expect it in a multitude of ways—money isn't always just boom cash in your hands, pocket, account etc. it can be meeting someone at a coffee shop that notices your outfit and thinks you’d be a great fashion assistant for their main director. or doing a school survey that gives you $50 for completing it. all the small little ways that can come to you so eventually it will pile up. abundance!

im also seeing that it could be through official job applications, interviews and responses. like finally getting that opportunity that will bring encouragement that all your trials and tribulations weren't for nothing. fruitful. your life is going to change around because what you're building right now is on sturdy foundation. don't worry, your troubles will soon be in the past. this could also be in the form of finally understanding what your purpose is; the job and career field you feel like your heart calls out to the most that will bring you in lots of money.

key channeled: change, coins, bucks, fruitful, light-shine, sunlight, glazing, hope, giddy, nervous, anxious.

PILE 3 -> "SELF-RESPECT."

ace of pentacles, 4 of swords rx., the fool rx. & “rise above problems”.

this pile seems like they have been procrastinating, but that will soon change. i see that there's some shame here for being unmoving and feeling like life is passing by you. you're not behind, and you're not a loser (or missing out!). now that you have identified the problem, address it. what's stopping for you from loving yourself? from going after the dreams that you actually want to do? is it the fear of being perceived—of people seeing you failing? that's all natural. there's not a single person in this world that has never flopped trying to get to where they needed to be.

it's okay to start over, it's okay to start “late”. as long as you recognize the passion and fire you have within yourself, you will realize you don't need other people's confirmation for you to just... go for it! no one else can create your reality except for you, and you are starting to finally realize that. everything is in your power, don't stand in the way of that.

key channeled: “blue lemonade” by red velvet, pop, cried, cheering, success, dreams, tears, yellow, destined, taking time.

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WHY WE NEVER GOT RIHANNA & BEYONCÉ - a celebrity reading

☆ web browser header by @cursed-carmine.

-> REQUESTED? no.

— this is for entertainment purposes only. do not take this as the whole truth, this is truly esoteric speculation. fanfiction if you will… i do not know these people, nor do i have a personal connection with the subjects being covered. this should be taken as fun, light hearted nosiness. energies do often change, so please keep that in mind that things are not always constant. do not take this as fact! all alleged, these are ALL LIES, HALLELUJAH! thank you.

R/N: idk I just thought this wouldve been an epic moment culturally... whatever. someone please make it happen. 🥹

why we never got rih & bey.

page of cups, the emperor rx. & knight of cups.

well shit! that came right out lmao. there seems to be that there actually was some deliberation of making this work, but it never really aligned itself. it seems as though there was a male figure/person/being/energy here who did not want this to happen, not necessarily for jealousy but so they wouldn't get close to each other or a.k.a gain an alliance. i see that they could've been closer years ago, before this offer died. i generally see that they weren't best friends or anything like that, but could often find solace in each other in social situations. there's gatekeeping energy here. there needs to be the good, polished & chic girl (Beyoncé) and the bad, island girl (Rihanna) to “stay in their lanes”. the type of thing that cooks up those women vs. women debates as if only one girl can run the scene 🙄. this could be that the executives and decision maker(s) at the time were so unimaginative and would not understand how this could work out, and therefore lose money for this collaboration. there's this need to separate the two, they didn't see it being “worth it”.

what would it have sounded like?

knight of wands rx., 4 of pentacles & 10 of pentacles rx. (clarifier, the devil rx. & the emperor)

“Breakin’ Dishes” by Rihanna

“Never Gonna Love Again" (demo) by Beyoncé

“Stay” by Rihanna

“Sex on Fire” (cover) by Beyoncé

“Pour it Up” by Rihanna

“See You Assholes Later” by Labrinth

an outlier here but, "Got This For You" by Yung Noize

think songs that are rock inspired, or songs with heavy bass (“Breakin’ Dishes” by Rihanna). imagine Beyoncé doing her “Drunk In Love” riff, and Rihanna doing her sing-rap adlibs on top of that (“Pour it Up" by Rihanna). there's so many ideas swimming here that could've happened. it just wouldn't surprise me that the idea came about from one of their teams, one of the girls (Rihanna most likely imo) pitched it to the other, and that's when the idea came about. the connection here about it seems very offline, so it seems it may have been communicated solely through person-to-person chatting. no emails, no texts. but think dark, intense, moody (“Never Gonna Love Again” by Beyoncé). it's selfish, it's so indulgent that it's freeing (“Sex on Fire” by Beyoncé & “Stay” by Rihanna). there's also a message here that the people (us) think they have a lot more input or control over their creations than they actually (used to) have…

these tracks blend their intensity and unique voices, letting Rihanna be rough around the edges while Beyoncé can finally scream the way she wants to. i feel like they really could have cooked up something amazing, but it would take years to perfect the best song for them in ways. lots of word-smithing to make sure it gets to its, “perfect state”. maybe that's why there wasn't much preparation or motivation behind it? even though the music industry in the present time is very fast fashion, executives and labels back then were still greedy. they wanted a fast turn around, not this well thought out one-off collaboration that's one song. "not great timing". the art is second, the profit is first. the time it would take for them to both learn and create this song would've made a connection they would both benefit personally from. im now feeling sad, nostalgic and defeat. theres a timeline that this happened in for sure for sure i fear.

is there a possibility of them collabing together?

the emperor (again!), ace of wands, ace of swords, the tower rx., the tower rx., the hierophant, 9 of swords, the star rx. & 7 of cups rx.

NOOOOOOO wtf is this spread? 😭 i was trying to stay neutral but UGHHHH it's giving yes, they want to but we'll never know about it OR it will never happen. the fuckin Emperor that presides over this reading is a fuckin dickhead istg!! he may not even have control over them anymore, but because of the lingering years of “what if” has left some sort of trauma over this connection. they cannot comfortably go to one another to make this work. lots of ego death (multiple cycles and realizations) needs to happen in order for this to come to fruition. im getting it may especially be on Rihanna’s side; to finally do another ‘grown’ track (that isn't children music related) would probably bring back a lot of unearthed traumas here. she wants to do it, but it's a lot to handle and digest. she left that space for a reason. i actually think it was Rihanna who may have thought about it the most and Beyoncé is more of a mentor/leader here. there's an unbalance here (not saying that one is more than the other, but hopefully y'all know what I mean).

long story short, technically yes but it's realistically giving no. gatekeeping… i blame roc nation (half joking here…)

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post one drops today & post two drops tomorrow! 🫶🏽

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would the people enjoy a mini fanfic drabble game? 🤔 not sure how i would do it, but the idea is there lol.

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MESSAGES FROM THE PERSON ON YOUR MIND - pick a picture

☆ web browser header by @cursed-carmine.

-> REQUESTED? yes.

— take a deep breath and close your eyes. don't rush while picking, and go with the first thing that comes to your mind and sticks on your tongue. the choice is yours, and it's okay to pick multiple. if none of this resonates, that's okay! trust your intuition. since this is a collective reading, every part may not align; please take what does and let the rest fly! feel free to check out my other readings if you fw this one.

R/N: hi there! hope you like this anonie, thank you for requesting. this is a general reading even if some of the messages sound a bit romantic i fear.... take what resonates lol. 🫶🏽

PILE 1 -> "LONGING."

3 of cups, queen of swords & 9 of wands.

“are you okay?”/”do you need my help?”

“let's work on something together.”

“i miss you.”

“have you eaten today? are you eating well?”

“I'm worried about you.”

“let's hold hands, let me hold you.”/”you can lay your head on my shoulder.”

“what lies in you future? I'm worried.”

“do you need money? i can take care of you, just let me know.”

“i hope you're doing well, I can see you doing amazing things.”

“i hope you can live your dreams, I am rooting for you.”

key channeled: family, friend, soul family, soul ties, stability, longing, wordy.

PILE 2 -> "READY."

6 of pentacles, strength rx. & the fool rx.

“we need some things to work on.”

“i take it back.”

“i have something better for you.”

“let me come correct, i’ll do better next time.”

“are you ready?”

“are you free soon?”

“come back to me, please. I need you.”

“you're so beautiful.”

“how can i have you?”

“do you need something from me? please say that you do.”

key channeled: familial, lost, romance, lost, reconnection, beauty (beautiful), holding hands.

PILE 3 -> "AWHILE."

2 of pentacles, king of wands & the hierophant rx.

“we should hang out again, i miss you!”

“how have things been?”/“how have you been?”

“let's be friends.”/“let's be together.”

“I've got a lot of things on my plate right now.

“lets hug & hold hands when see each other!”

“let's take some pictures!”

“should we hang out soon?”

“school/work is killing me!”/”i have no free time.”

does the color blue look good on me?”

“what's a movie we can watch together?”

key channeled: friends, yellow, thinking/pondering, puffy hair, long pauses, long distance kinship, staring from afar, curious, nervous, excited, adaptable.

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PICK A CARD: quotes which show off your future spouse’s thought process

Hello and welcome to this new post. This time I will give you a reading showing off various of quotes which go well with your future spouse’s personality and thought process. I hope you enjoy!

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Pile 1

"Organising is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up."

"I have to go to work; as a human being."

"Good order is the foundation of all things."

"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."

"We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret."

"First comes thought; then organization of that thought, into ideas and plans."

"He who cannot obey himself will be commanded."

"It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan."

"To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer."

"Everything rests back on integrity and driving power in personal character."

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Pile 2

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about."

"We rise by lifting others."

"A loving heart is the truest wisdom."

"Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together."

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes."

"Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness."

"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion."

"The highest expression of empathy is accepting and non-judgmental."

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."

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Pile 3

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiousity has its own reason for existing."

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."

"Not all those who wander are lost."

"The unexamined life is not worth living."

"Curiousity is the engine of achievement."

"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go."

"We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious."

"Curiousity is, in great and generous minds, the first passion and the last."

"If I know what I shall find, I do not want to find it. Uncertainty is the salt of life."

"Exploration is curiosity put into action."

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Affirmation Series: genuine and honest friends

Hello and welcome to this new post! I wanted to share some new affirmations on genuine and honest friends. I hope you find it useful!

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I am a magnet for honest, loyal, and supportive people.

I attract friends who value integrity and truth as much as I do.

My life is naturally filled with people who are good for my soul.

I am worthy of a friendship group that is transparent and kind.

The universe is bringing me closer to my soul tribe every day.

I have the clarity to recognise and welcome genuine people into my life.

I trust my intuition to guide me toward friends who have my best interests at heart.

I am surrounded by people who speak the truth with love.

I easily identify and embrace relationships built on a foundation of honesty.

I am open to the arrival of lifelong, dependable companions.

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PICK A CARD: future spouse messages they’ll send you once you’re dating

Hello and welcome to this new reading of mine, this time I wanted to do some channeled messages again since I hadn’t for a while, and decided sentences they could tell you any day would give it a fun twist! I hope you enjoy them!

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Pile 1

"Just checking, did you get home okay? The rain is getting pretty heavy."

"I noticed we’re low on your favorite coffee, so I picked some up on my way back."

"Don’t worry about dinner tonight. I’ve got it handled, just relax when you get in."

"I’m so proud of how you handled that meeting today. You deserved that win."

"Your dry cleaning is on the bed; I grabbed it when I was out."

"I’m at the pharmacy, do you need anything else besides your vitamins?"

"Thinking of you! Only four hours until we’re back on the couch together."

"I set your alarm for ten minutes later since you looked like you needed the sleep."

"The tires looked low, so I filled them up for you this morning."

"I made a reservation for our anniversary already just so we don't lose the spot."

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Pile 2

"I just read that octopusses have three hearts. Three. imagine how much they’d love you."

"Found this weird hole in the wall bookstore. We have to go this Saturday."

"I was thinking about that argument we had about movies.. I think you were right."

"Listen to this podcast segment, it totally explains why you like that one song!!"

"Do you think we could ever live in a yurt? Just saw a documentary and it looks cozy."

"Look at this leaf! The symmetry is actually incredible."

"I’m going down a rabbit hole about 1920’s architecture. Want to see some photos?"

"I bought a diy pottery kit. I thought it wuld be fun for us to try tonight!"

"What do you think is the most underrated colour? I’m leaning toward dark green."

"I had a dream we were explorers in the 1800’s. You were the brave one, obviously."

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Pile 3

"I’ve organised our shared calendar since it was a mess. Let me know if those weekend dates I added work."

"If we leave by 6:15, we can beat the rush and get the best seats."

"I found a better flight deal for our vacation. I’m booking it now."

"I reorganised the pantry. You’ll find the snacks on the middle shelf now."

"Our budget for the month is looking great. We should celebrate tonight."

"I sent you a link to that air purifier, it has the best price to rating ratio."

"Just a reminder: your dentist appointment is at 2 PM. Don't forget your card."

"I pre-ordered our coffee so it’s ready when we walk past the shop."

"When we both get home I must tell you about my day, you’ll love the tea"

"I figured out a way to cut our daily travels by 8 minutes! I'll show you the route."

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WHAT MAKES YOU A GEM - pick a picture

☆ web browser header by @cursed-carmine .

— take a deep breath and close your eyes. don't rush while picking, and go with the first thing that comes to your mind and sticks on your tongue. the choice is yours, and it's okay to pick multiple. if none of this resonates, that's okay! trust your intuition. since this is a collective reading, every part may not align; please take what does and let the rest fly! feel free to check out my other readings if you fw this one.

PILE 1 -> "UNEXPECTED."

queen of wands, the world rx., 9 of pentacles (clarifier, queen of swords)

baby, you don't play lol. this pile is the one who's serious and got they shit together. you don't sit for the bullshit, you like when things get done. you may have a rbf (resting bitch face) or a pointed look to you. there is something about people looking at you a lot, and then straightening up in your presence. you move rooms. you move decisions. you get shit done. this energy is so clear cut, you don't want no fu-fu explanation, just get it done and onto the next lmaoo. you also might be a total softie or enjoy childish, dorky and niche things which is such an unexpected part about you & makes people like you even more. very polarizing energy here. people either love or hate you! it's like this pile is saying “alright, girl question done. i gotta go do work now, bye bye thanks. what else you want?” 😭 this pile is also more present spiritually. it's like im in the thoughts of you guys (the collective), not so much with the spiritual guides or the universe talking. very straightforward and in your face, and you may have a natural tact with getting your point across without having to be mean about it. you may also be a decisive person, this pile seems so sure about themselves; taking the reins in your interactions. very unique!

key channeled: orb of 5°, black thin rimmed glasses, dark hair, bright eyes (however you interrupt it), arms folded, corporate siren, fan favourite, secret admirer, “bitch”, smile, white, shining, laugh, “chop chop”, yellow.

PILE 2 -> "REALITY."

knight of cups rx., ace of swords, page of wands (clarifier, 9 of pentacles).

you are able to make your dreams, manifestation and aspirations into reality. it actually really shocked me how this spread turned itself around, the first card was truly a jump scare lol. but this—this pile is beautiful. it seems like a lot of you were able to leave bad childhoods, or have the ability to leave behind tough situations and still find your way to the sunny days with rainbows shining after a deep storm. there's so much love and light here, I wouldn't be surprised if some of you may have that Pisces heavy placement(s) or just embody the energy a ton or a lot. very bright and beautiful. big, aspirational, keep going energy here. you absolutely glow, through and through. when days seem dark, the reason you keep going is because your natural light not only shines on others, but it also shines on you. it's not wasted on other people. it reflects back at you without you even noticing it. your light is a reminder that you're not the only good person on earth; and I find that beautiful.

key channeled: Pisces, “i love you”, sunshines, a sunny day with a concrete city, rainbows, St. Patrick's Day, 🌈, blocking out the sun with your hand, the letter ‘B’, orange.

PILE 3 -> "SWEET."

the hierophant rx., ace of cups & the hermit.

upon first glance, you may not look like it but you're so sweet. this is a quality about you that seems to surprise people. this could also show up in a way that you seem more innocent & naïve than people realize. this may be because you're closed off, so it takes time for people to truly get to know you. it's like you got this “sweet as cotton candy” energy about you with doe eyes. “looks can be deceiving” is what people think about you, only to find out that no! you really are a sweet person. some of you just may have a reputation for being something that you're not, “misunderstood”. the view of you seems far away and like you want someone to ask about you. you need to open up to more people! you are lovely to be around, stop villainizing yourself. you're missing out on so much because you're trapped in whatever headspace you're in or think that other people's thoughts override your own. you're so afraid of being judged that you push people away before they even have the chance to even process that you exist. you are the maker of your universe, if you can like other people, why can't you like yourself?

key channeled: sweet, clouds, docile, asking for help, far away, just out of reach, misunderstood, open minded, gullible, gloss, air, light pink.

PILE 4 -> "FEISTY.'

3 of cups, knight of cups rx. & the fool.

your passion. it makes you and other people feel alive. if you're in a funk, cut it out! you are the fire in your life. you light up rooms when you walk in it—not just because you’re noticeable, but because you're a trailblazer. you do what you want, and if you are not doing that yet get on it! it seems like this energy and pile is soooo repressed and you need to stop it lol. like the spirit guides are like shaking you guys to snap out of it. it's like a crazy trance of some sort, something must of knocked you off of your high horse, kicked your ego or someone is trying to stifle your energy… don't forget who you are. don't take everyone's words and criticisms as the bible, take away key phrases and transmute them. it's like you're listening too much to other people, and it's seriously fucking up your mojo. you also have the energy of fire, so not sure if that's an astrology connection here. but it's sooo warm, fire, and fierce. for a lot of you, im getting that it's also untapped so get into it right now. right at this instant, actually!

key channeled: “it” “stop it!”, eyes, brunette, break room, black heels, wavy hair, teeth, white teeth smile, over the shoulder, very physical, confidence, boom, dark red/ruby

PILE 5 -> "LOVELY."

queen of swords, 9 of swords & 9 of pentacles.

you are a very calming person. you might be the group who thinks a lot before speaking. you take things to heart, people see your sensitivity. like i hear a lot of humming, yk when you're about to say something? “hmm” or “mm”. very thoughtful, slow, concise. you are a mature collective pile. even now I'm typing slowly in my download about this. you look around and assess situations because you regret when you have to rush decisions. you may feel as though you carry large burdens, and need to make the final big decisions (life altering choices). also lot's of redundancy & repetition. this is so aloof, very “okay let's go over the top”. you are not careless. i wouldn't be surprised if there's also a duality here where there's people in this pile used to suffer from addiction or other impulsive behavior. you either have the ability to get through this rough patch, or you have been doing really good on your goal from avoiding it. keep up the good work for whatever self improvement you've been doing or planning to do. your calmness and introspection will take you to higher heights (?).

key channeled: burritos, musty (?), nose, scent or strong smell, lips, vanilla, licking lips, shaggy hair, Yoongi, grey, dark blue, 💎.

PILE 6 -> "RESILIENCE."

8 of cups rx., 3 of cups, page of wands (clarifier, 5 of swords).

you're stubborn. this is good tho because you are the one person who will stick up for everyone else. or if you're not intending to be the spokesperson, you speaking up leads to better change for everyone else. maybe to your own fault, but you do not back down until you see the results you need and are necessary. this can also mean that you're growing and learning how to defend yourself and your rights. it's the clearing of your throat chakra here. you know when you have a forced group project, but everybody in the group introverts so now you gotta act like the extroverted person to get shit done? that's you. your power isn't all in your face, it's quiet. it's kind and resilient. you don't necessarily command or demand rooms, but you will get your point across when it counts. i can see that this is because you may not be bothered as much as other people around you, very go with the flow. but you will not stand for injustices in the work place or school settings. it's like you can switch depending on how urgent it is. people like that you are easy going or at least very calm (which im getting that a lot of you might be masking). because being stubborn isn't always yelling and causing a scene, sometimes it comes out like when you rethink a bunch of scenarios and reflect… noticing that there's a pattern like “oh shit, am i stubborn?” or “oh, they're pretty stubborn aren't they?”. and you know what, who cares if you are? maybe there's a good/plausible reason for it. be kinder to yourself.

key channeled: afloat, clearing throat, standing tall, uncrossing arms, nervously looking around, well liked, Sagittarius, dark purple with pink light in it.

[wwwwhomp]

Hi there! I'm here for some feedback!! :) I do feel exactly as you described it- nervous, excited, and anxious. I'm ready to meet him, but also worried about being tied down. Of course I can date other people in the meantime, but it feels like such a waste when I can't find people who match my core energy. My brain is all confused lol. But, if I want to meet my future spouse, I gotta get over my fear of being tied down/ having no freedom.

I'm working on myself and getting therapy for it. I'm also focusing on my education and career, so yay lol. I'm definitely focusing on myself- so hopefully I should meet my future spouse any day now? 😂 Lol!!! Thank you so much for this amazing reading! I'm sorry I took so long to leave feedback 😅

hi baby,

thank you so much for your response! it's deeply appreciated even if it's a bit later than everyone else's 😆 don't worry at all! I'm glad to hear that it could resonate with you. i definitely sense that it'll be like a "game over" for everybody else once y'all lock in lol. either way, yes my love, live your life! rooting for you both. 🫶🏽

[wwwwhomp]

Hello, hope you're well.

Thank you so much for the reading, I loved it lol. I can't comment on the accuracy as it's a future reading, but I can say that every single point aligns with my own preferences and so it's pretty likely to be accurate.

Thanks again, have a good day :)

hi baby,

thank you for the feedback! glad to hear that some aspects in my reading could resonate with you. thank you for participating in my game, and i also hope you've been well. ^ _ ^ 🫶🏽

[wwwwhomp]

YOUR NEXT INFLUX OF MUNYON - pick a picture

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PILE 1 -> "LETTING GO."

6 of cups rx., 3 of swords, 6 of swords.

there seems to be a mismanagement of money here. you are spending too much, or giving too much energy into things that do not serve you… this needs to be redirected somewhere else (finances, money, stock, saving etc.). spirit wants this collective to acknowledge that yes, there has definitely been better times. this pile reads more about being worried on current matters financially rather than receiving any new opportunities that can help them, or looking at what's actually around them. in order for you to get your next big influx of money, movement and letting things go may be very significant for you. that's either finally quitting your job, or cutting people off who drain you financially (and this might even be you). the energy here is verrryyyy forced, cut dry, tired & anxious. burn out. you may not be receiving big copious amounts of money because there's this losing energy here. “why is this happening to me?” or “why is it always like this” or "why do i live in a time like this" “why do i never win?”. let go of the people and things who don't serve you or fail to reciprocate mutual comradery in exchange of good will. they are taking the energy that you need to succeed (specifically heard it in the verbiage of “success” (?)); this may be going in for awhile now. also stop giving away opportunities thinking that it'll make you good in the public eye, your ego or that the universe will perceive you as selfless therefore deserving of more… some things are meant for you to enjoy and take in. take that leap of faith. you are not as unlucky as you may think you are, it's the circumstances & choices around you that's blocking it. fix your locus of control. it will be like the dam breaking once you finally take control of your life and finances. be very careful of the people around you, don't bring everyone with you.

key channeled: success, loss, energy, tired, feeling unlucky, rubbing forehead in distress, warning.

PILE 2 -> "GROWTH."

the chariot, knight of wands rx., 8 of cups rx.

you are sooooo close! an opportunity on the horizon is destined for you. I'm not seeing permanent status here with a job change or position change, but it will be so positive for where you are right now and will be able to put you in a better spot. im seeing this may be in the way of finally switching your job, or getting a gig after quite some time of stagnancy. it seems this may be because you're afraid of potential, or afraid of working with new people. spirit wants you to shake it off! seriously lol. it's like there's an energy and aura of a bright light being capped, and you're peeking out to see if it's safe or not to move and get your feet on the ground. the moment is yours! go take it, please. a lot of you have a light that's waiting to be tempted (?). in a good sense, of course. don't be afraid of yourself is what I'm hearing. there's a stunting of oneself that takes place. i can almost see like a bright green stack of moneyyyy 🤑 y'all are about to stumble upon a gold mine—trust me!! take that position or go for that job you think you aren't capable of doing—because you totally are capable of it! go do it. now. send in that application, post that video, go to that audition. i can also see that a few of you are about to finish schooling that will put you in a position that will give you the degree/certifications that you need to get where you want. you will get it eventually, trust.

key channeled: trust, gold mine, success, money, green, yellow, light, treasure chest, 👀, animated, service.

PILE 3 -> "LUCK."

8 of wands, 4 of wands, king of pentacles.

this is the pile with their shit together LOL. spirit thinks you ready got that munyon (money) or there might be some easy fixes to your money problems. this could be like you just need to pick up extra hours/shifts, doing small things like selling trinkets on eBay, or making content online. it's like there's a duality of things here. you can keep your day job and have something little on the side too. you are an untapped reserve waiting for you. i guess it could be unfortunate hearing it like this since it totally relies on you doing more work, but you have to think about it in the sense that not everyone has the same opportunities as you (?). wealth is naturally drawn to you; you either have not noticed that yet OR you have noticed this feeling recently and are growing more comfortable with it. this pile seems more open to receiving than the other piles which is why i think it has such rich, put-together & positive vibes. this odd may be shocking to some. for some of you, talking to your spirit guides would help you tremendously. let them guide you, give you ideas on how to expand yourself. they are willing to help, just ask them for help. they're waiting, patiently. they're like your rich dad who will give you 50 bucks just cuz you asked.

key channeled: hooray (lmaoo) cheering, opportunities, better position, masculine person wearing a dark grey suit & white shirt & blue tie with their arms folded, 777, brunette, clouds.

[wwwwhomp]

im working on my first pick a card (picture)! if you would like to see any specific pick a piles/pick a cards, please feel free to send requests to my inbox. i'll probably launch another game once i hit 100 followers as a celebration. ✨

[wwwwhomp]

https://www.tumblr.com/wwwwhomp/811713100218859520/hey-i-hope-youre-well-my-question-is-spicy?source=share

thank you so much for the free reading. i appreciate your time, energy, and dedication.

oh, i really hope to have a partner who is obsessed with me and loves me in a genuine way, as it seems in your free reading. this is exactly the kind of connection i imagine, a love with intensity and reciprocity. i hope that, at some point in my life, the universe allows me to experience this. it made a lot of sense to me, because it reflects exactly what i desire. 💌♡

hi baby,

you are so welcome! i truly believe this is so possible for you, im glad that it was able to align with what you're looking for. wishing you so much luck my friend. 💗

[wwwwhomp]

So sorry for the late review but the reading resonated a lot! Like a lot ! Thank you so much !!

hi there!

so glad that my reading was able to resonate with you. thank you so much for participating in my game and giving me a chance to read you. 🫶🏽

[bitchy-craft]

PICK A CARD: your current blockages and how to release them

Hello and welcome to this new reading of mine! In here I will tell you where your current blockages lie and how to release them. I hope you enjoy and find this interesting.

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Pile 1:

You just can't stop checking how you look and always comparing yourself to everyone else. It's like this exhausting fight in your head where every little thing you don't like about yourself gets huge, and when someone else looks good or does well, it feels like you've failed somehow. You really notice how things look, but this has kind of turned into a massive insecurity for you. You find it super hard to see yourself as truly beautiful or just good enough, believing that how much you're worth depends on what others think or on some perfect idea you can't reach. This isn't just about being vain; it goes way deeper into not feeling good enough about yourself. It makes you think if you don't look a certain way, people won't like you or love you. You carry this quiet weight, convinced everyone else has it all together, that you don't measure up, and that your looks are what really show who you are. All this comparing just eats away at your confidence, leaving you feeling like you're never quite enough, even when that's not true at all. You really want people to like and appreciate you, but you can't really take it in because your inner critic is so loud, Always pointing out what you're missing instead of what you've got. This constant loop in your head stops you from fully living your life. It often makes you pull back or avoid things where you might feel judged. The real tough part is seeing that this problem is mostly in your head, just how you see things, not actually how things are.

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Pile 2:

You're weighed down by this big feeling of not knowing what's going to happen in your future, always worrying if you'll ever "make it" or find your true place. This isn't just about money; it's about everything: your job, relationships, feeling good about yourself. You feel a massive pressure, both from inside you and from others, to hit certain goals or live up to certain things people expect of you, maybe from your family, society, or even just your own idea of yourself. This feeling of needing to prove yourself, of having to "succeed," sits really heavy on your shoulders. It makes you super scared to fail, almost stopping you in your tracks. You might work super hard towards your goals, but still have this quiet worry that it won't be enough, or that you'll mess up somehow. This insecurity often makes you put things off, or get stuck overthinking everything, or try to be so perfect that it feels like you can never actually get anywhere. You find it hard to truly celebrate your small wins because you're always looking at that far-off, often fuzzy, finish line. It just doesn't hit you that "success" is different for everyone and can mean many things. Instead, you're stuck in this loop of expecting bad things to happen, which makes you feel overwhelmed and like you can't handle what's next. This problem stops you from really enjoying today, because your mind is always busy worrying about a future that feels both unclear and demanding.

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Pile 3:

You carry this quiet, heavy feeling: a deep belief that you just don't deserve love. This isn't you purposely pushing love away, but more like you can't truly take it in when it's given to you. You find it incredibly hard to believe that people actually care about you. You see yourself through this lens of "not good enough," which twists even the clearest signs of affection. Because you struggle to love yourself, you automatically question why others are kind or warm to you. You often think they have hidden reasons or just feel sorry for you. You have this voice in your head that whispers you're not good enough, not kind enough, or not lovable enough. This stops you from seeing the undeniable love that's all around you. This shows up as you keeping an emotional distance, like a quiet but strong wall that stops people from truly getting to you, even when you really want to connect. You might see real concern as a burden, or loving actions as something someone has to do, instead of just pure feelings. This problem comes from not feeling connected to your own worth, which makes you miss all the clear and subtle signs that people are truly there for you, seeing you as a beautiful and kind person. Love is definitely there, but how you see things inside stops you from noticing or truly accepting it.

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