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‘ i still don’t believe you’re as cold as you let on, karma, ’ he said with an exaggerated roll of his eyes. ‘ hey, can’t trust you ! you said we’re not friends. that’s false. i’d have nothin’ to sit on if i didn’t have an. ’

“ well i’m sorry, but that’s not really my problem either, arlo. ” she shrugged, never thinking she had to prove anything to anyone. “ true, but this isn’t about friendship, what kind of pervert would i be if i did ? people wouldn’t laugh at your flat ass, they would think ‘ karma is such a creep ’, see ?” she laughed softly.

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )#lmao and karma won't ever admit to anything #her official statement is that his ass is flat xD

‘ why not ?! it makes you feel good. it makes the other person feel good. what’s the harm ? ’ he exclaimed, arms waving in exasperation. ‘ the internet ? where else ? you don’t know shit. your ass radar is off. ’

“ it doesn’t make feel good. honestly, the only person’s smile i care about is four years old, everyone else can suck it. ” she pointed out, laughing. “ it’s almost 3am, it would only end up there if i post it, and taking a picture of your ass is a no from me. excuse you ? i have an ass, all you have is a really long back ! ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )#i never thought this gif would be fitting lmao #wtf is this conversation

‘ what’s so bad about being nice ?! bringing a smile to people’s face is worthwhile, ’ he said with a commercial grin. ‘ you’ve got a point … i’m just not flashin’ you my ass, karma. that’s goin’ to end up somewhere. frozen yogurt is great, in my opinion. ’

“ arlo, i genuinely don’t care about making other people smile, at all. i might be more tolerable than most people think, but i am not nice. ” she assured him, titling her head curiously. “ where exactly do you think that would end up ? it’s nice sure, but my point is that your ass isn’t worth an actual dinner. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )

‘ oh, yeah. you heard me. you’re secretly nice, karma … take it or leave it, ’ he chuckled, swatting away the blonde’s delicate hand. ‘ that’s just an excuse to get me half-naked. you need to take me out to dinner first before i’m flashin’ the goods. ’

“ i’m clearly leaving it, the fuck ?! i don’t wanna be nice. ” she frowned, though her expression soon softened. “ how is that an excuse when the point is literally to see your ass ? ” she laughed. “ i’ll take you out for... frozen yogurt, because the thing is that those goods aren’t even good. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )

‘ you’re not even a bitch. you’re a faux bitch … wannabe bitch. you’re quite nice, actually, ’ he said with a curt nod. ‘ one parent is always fucked up, huh ? shut up. i’m goin’ to need to show you it in all its glory one day. ’

the blonde gasped, “ a wannabe bitch ? that’s it ! consider your ass kicked, torre ! ” she assured smacking his arm. “ one day ? nah, get up, turn around and drop the pants, buddy. let’s settle this already. ” karma laughed, “ no one’s gonna see you, and if they do we’ll just ask for a second opinion. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )

‘ i mean, he’s a real dick. looks just like, but thirty years older. ’ he sai with a playful roll of his eyes. ‘ you definitely would’ve been one of those kids on toddlers & tiaras. what ?! it is NOT flat. how dare you say that, karma. ‘

“ well, i’m a real bitch, so maybe we’ll get along. ” she played, laughing, “ oh lord, maybe, if my mom was crazy enough but she’s honestly just dead inside. it totally is, i call it like i see it... or not see it in this case. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )#lol it's ok bc arlo is LOWKEY a friend lmao #so she wouldn't do that xDDD

‘ i’m not goin’ to comment on my dad’s level of hotness … i’ll let you make your own deductions. ah, a little baby goin’ under the knife, huh ? would’ve been interestin’ to see, ’ arlo teased. ‘ kick my ass ? i don’t believe you can reach it. ’

“ i don’t think i’ve ever met him, what’s up with that torre ? ” she played, laughing, “ probably more a little baby caked up with makeup. my dad literally thinks i’m the fairest of them all. ” she assured him. “ more like i wouldn’t find it because of how flat it is. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )#karma stay away from arlo's dad jfc

‘ that’s what happens when your mother is a supermodel and your dad is a … music producer, i guess. you come out lookin’ like an arlo torre, ’ he joked. ‘ i know … i know. i just — i care, karma. i’m not tryin’ to pity you. ’

“ well, a hot music producer i hope, otherwise that was all you momma’s doing. my mom’s a makeup mogul and my dad’s a plastic surgeon, so it’s safe to say that if i hadn’t been pretty they would’ve made me. ” she joked back. “ and i told you you shouldn’t care. good, because i can still kick your ass. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )

‘ well … you’re right there. it’s all genetics that sculpted me, i s’ppose. credit is still very much appreciated, ’ he said with an affirmative nod of his head. ‘ twelve ? ’ he questioned, his voice dropping a bit. ‘ i’m sorry that happened to you, karma … i don’t know what to say. ’

“ you gotta give it to our folks, if there’s one thing they know how to do is good looking kids. ” she said amused, looking up at the sky as she heard him. “ i thought you were here just to listen. ” she pointed out giving him a small smile. “ it’s whatever now, i don’t need like... pity or anything. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )

#( • × ━ ooc. )#*sigh*

’ didn’t i already catch your eye ? you called me cute & sexy during this conversation. clearly, you’ve got a thing for me, ’ he said with a terse nod of his head. when did that happen, karma ? ’he questioned, concern laced through his deep timbre.

“ one thing is me giving credit where credit is due... even when you had little to do with how your face looks. and another thing is me thinking you got an ass that won’t quit. get there, boy ! ” she laughed, shrugging once she heard his question. “ i was twelve, lo, it was a long time ago... ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )#perrie slays my life so hard lol

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” i don’t think i’ve eaten a proper meal in weeks and my body weight has definitely been effected by it. “

wydkarma-blog

“ if this is your way to try and get me to cook for you----try again, man. it ain’t happening. ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft aj. )#looks like i'm your 10th note :P #hello there

stop lurking you hoe

stop it !! it’s fucking freezing and i’m sorry my tropical ass is not made for the ice age like you are, fucking rude !

#( • × ━ ooc. )#plus my wifi keeps crashing like every 5 minutes idk what's up with that -.-#but yeah thanks for exposing me hoe!

arlo simply rolled his eyes at the girl’s protests, leaning back on his hands once more once he was situated before her. ‘ what ?! what am i workin’ out for, then ? ‘ he snickered, his face dropping as she spoke further. ‘ what the fuck … who have you told ? ’

“ you’re working out for a chance at maybe catching my eye one day. ” she teased, “ don’t give up, babe, america was built on dreams... and genocide, but mostly dreams. ” karma smiled, screwing her nose slightly as she heard his question. “ well there’s you and.... that’s it. ” she couldn’t help but laugh.

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )#she'll take that to her grave lmao

. ✧ . * . ˚ SMS — KANDY K.

KALIA: you were pregaming so hard fuck

KALIA: OH MY GOD YOU DID?????!?!?!!?!

KARMA: lmao i know what even was this weekend?

KARMA: damn... is it really that surprising that someone would dick me down? lmao

#( • × ━ texts. )#( • × ━ txt kalia. )#lmao who needs underwear anyways?#i feel like punching a pap should be in the list lol

‘ look at me ! ’ he laughed, shifting in his seat so he was propped in front of karma. ‘ ah, shut up. i’m workin’ on it ! be patient with me. understandably, so. i’m just lending my ear if you ever want to talk, s’all. ’

“ never !! ” she called laughing louder, moving her head away. “ i’m not gonna shut up, your body is not too bootylicious for me. ” she teased, “ i doubt i’m ever bringing it up again, lo. he said i needed to be taught manners, can you believe the nerve ? like fuck... ”

#( • × ━ chats. )#( • × ━ ft arlo. )#can u believe she has the nerve to say they're not friends? lmao #karma u lying fucker

. ✧ . * . ˚ SMS — KANDY K.

KALIA: literally, oh my god. no wonder people say to never mix drinks and i definitely did that like it was my job

KARMA: dude this is why i don't drink, what a bloody nightmare

KARMA: i guess the good side is that i at least got laid lol

#( • × ━ texts. )#( • × ━ txt kalia. )#hahahaha she's truly living that superstar life

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