Bartender Ichigo who glasses assholes for the fuck of it
Wheres your bouncer? Vaulting the bartop to send your ass to the ER
Urahara shop is a strip club front cover for a secret intelligence agency headed by Yoruichi
Ichigo unfortunately works for Both
Yoruichi with the tone of a proud mother: goodness me… cant believe my best field Agent got promoted
Ichigo struglgling to stand in twelve inch steel stilettos and worried that the imprint of his gun holster against his tit will give him away: why am I getting sent to hueco mundo and not someone more qualified ??
Yoruichi: omg dont be sexist, arent you tucking???
Ichigo: no.
Urahara: do you need a hand? 👋🏽
Ichigo: die actually
And then Ichigo has to go to hueco mundo and get groped and prodded and felt up by the most terrible syndicates of crimes ever
Whilst wearing his little latex bunny suit, the tail thankfully is sewn onto the outfit and nothing obscene… 😏
H YEAHG Ichigo is Definitely going to learn as much onfo as he can about the meeting between Hueco Mundo and Xcution
YEAH Grimmjow is there with Two guns in his cleavage and hes grabbing Ichigos package like . Huh Nice Strap
And ichigos staring him down because this beautiful bastard isnt the first asshole to grope him tonight but hes feeling kinda spicy now so hes jutting his chin like i dont need the firepower youre thinking of.
Grimmjow leers at him bc ? Yea? Look at you bigshot, what are you packing?
Ichigo: 500 S&W
Grimmjow moans
FINALLY GOT TO REPLY TO THIS 🐊
Ive been digging my Claws into ginjoichigo just for the nastiness of it, yesyeysyeysyeysyes hes actively putting his hands on ichigo and pawhandling him like the goods for sale that he is in this particular state in time 😏 and ichigo cant do anything just yet to earn just a little bit of personal space back so hes splayed indencently over a thick thigh and theres a thumb toying with the hem of his fishnets snapping the band and Ichigos fantasising about breaking his Whole Hand.
Youre rigut Tsukishimas touches feel super gross because theyre grounded in a sense of familiarity like hes entitled to your body and space But in a very casual way and its so soso invasive, he touches Ichigo Once the entire time and hes felt SO dirty since and that was an hour ago
Now hes grateful he didnt try and push yoruichi into sending someone more qualified because he would rather it be himself than anyone else on the team
Tsukishima aizen milfery… its just a juicy little game to them, who will come out on top…











