this is not a drill

don't test me

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I fucking hate Snapchat

I want to make an image black and white. NOT GIVE MYself a new fucking face. Not every filter needs to fucking “beautify” you. literally die you’re the reason half of our generation is so insecure. Don’t even fucking get me started on the AI shit.

5 seconds away from deleting this shit fr oh my fucking god

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the problem with sexuality is other people. I’m comfortable with myself so why do I gotta justify it to u brodie

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Just asked gpt“how do I nonchalantly tell someone I love you”

Things it wants me to say:

*"Hey, just so you know... you're kinda the best. Like, a lot. Miss you sometimes. Okay, maybe more than sometimes."*

Or, with a playful tone:

*"You're seriously the worst... at being anything less than amazing. Also, I might've missed you. A little. Or a lot.

Whatever."*

If you want it even more subtle but still affectionate:

*"Just thinking... you're pretty great. Like, really great. Okay, fine-you're my favorite. Happy?"*

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miiiistaaa🥺 meeeestaaaaaa😥😥😥

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Zyns r cool but having to wait after eating is gods curse

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just spent three hours paying to steal from Roblox kids

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Starting an onlyfans doesn’t seem like such a bad idea

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I’ve been SLEEPING on rainbow kitten surprise

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HOT take.

the BLFC Pizza Party Incident was FUNNY and the host knew exactly what he was doing and he ended up being right

I get the whole “it leaves a bad impression on the furry community” but let’s bfr. NORMAL people judge them because it’s objectively gross. EVIL people judge just bc it’s furries doing it n they want another reason to hate

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Alexa play I bet on losing dogs

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Hip hop lore is crazy

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Want to redownload insta soooooooooo bad rn

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upper decky zynny and poof alllll my pain blows away

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buying things: 😁😁😆😆😇😇

opening up bank account: ☹️☹️😔😞

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deleted insta just to try n open it back up again

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bruh ……

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When I was younger, I was banned from electronics for two whole weeks straight

Punishment for “hacking” my friends animal jam account.

I was maybe 10 years old and I despised that punishment. What was I supposed to do for fun??

I built stories with my legos, taking pieces from mismatched sets and starting a family. I gave them personalities, jobs, and even made them go to war. And have sex??? 😥

I went outside, the cul-de-sac surrounded by fake bamboo, and made bows and arrows with sticks and twine. They broke, but I was still katniss for a short period of time.

It was during this two weeks of time where I made the best memories with my neighbors. About a week in, I had gained enough courage to gather up my friends. The kids who lived on my culdesac. The lower culdesac. I told them to bring their best nerf guns, we were going to war.

Marching up the unnecessarily steep road, we found ourselves staring head on at a set of houses we’d only heard of through legend.

A sector of our humble neighborhood that we were convinced wasn’t real, due to our parents insistence on us not going up there.

The Upper Cul-De-Sac.

That day, I swallowed my fear and knocked on the doors of each house to invite the The Upper Cul-De-Sac Kids to have a nerf war with us.

To my absolute surprise, they did want to play with us.

I remember thinking to myself that night, at ten years old, “this has been the best week of my life! I don’t even miss animal jam”

But eventually my probation was over

and I could return to my grandpas computer