crazy is my superpower

coffee stunts your growth. i found that out the hard way.

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theatrinidad:

Cats dressed as dogs?

Dogs cuddled up and loving you as dogs.

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theatrinidad:

Send me pictures of cats instead, tyty.

Dogs or bust.

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kingrixochet:

I don’t care what nobody says, Shawn Michaels will never not be cool.

^^THIS

[nomercytea-deactivated20190711]

˗ˏˋ  NO MERCY 441 MEME HOUR. ˎˊ˗

Anonymously tell me your honest opinion on me. I can’t reply, only post it. 

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lexikauf:

Please you have me beat.

Not by a long shot, sweetheart. You’re precious.

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devioustpk:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

That gif made me laugh harder than it should’ve. His face got me.

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devioustpk:

Oh, he definitely loves it. No doubt in my mind. That man loves everything you do haha.

Psshhhh....pfffttt....naaaaahhhhh.

[fishbulbsuplex]

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lexikauf:

Wow imagine being that adorable.

Wow, you’re one to be talking.

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devioustpk:

Goals

I think he secretly enjoys it. This has been going on and off since 9 and he’s yet to take action or request any other songs.

[xayejay-blog1]

dirtyfringe:

Fed Ex it. Thanks, shortie.

Fed Ex Expressing it. Go big or go home. I gotcha, man.

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theatrinidad:

My mamma taught me. Invite me over if you do though. Y'all don’t know how bad I wanna roll around on a floor of bubble wrap.

Girl, the second that shit gets put in you’re the first person I’m calling!

[xayejay-blog1]

Tonight is one of those nights where I sing Maroon 5 songs obnoxiously loud while Phil stares at me and wonders why we’re married.

[xayejay-blog1]

3rdgcneration:

Right?! I feel so amazing right now.

Watcha readin’?

[xayejay-blog1]

devioustpk:

Always close to disaster.

I like to live on the edge.

[xayejay-blog1]

theatrinidad:

I feel like you need to coat your entire floor in bubble wrap or somethin’. Just to make sure.

Why are you actually a fucking genius?

[messinyogapants]

Reading on the beach is the most relaxing thing ever. My mind I’d completely clear, it’s just me and my book.

[xayejay-blog1]

One of the top best feelings ever without a doubt.