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If anyone wants to know where I am here. I’m over at Bdsmlr with the same username
Healthy and peachy 🍑
I think a few people have asked for sexy instructional audio on solo playtime, so here’s one from Jacqueline to play along with :)
Lock the door, turn off the lights, put on your headphones and just do what she says - but you should probably have part 2 and part 3 ready to listen to too!
I HIGHLY suggest listening to this. It is an amazing experience
(=^・ェ・^=))ノ彡☆ meow meow
Razor Candi
The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
Take the lead💕
John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
I literally heard that in his voice
okay i feel like a storytime tonight babes. last semester i met this girl from my school on tinder and we met up and smoked at her house and i was talking about fucking in public because everyone just seems so curious to hear more when i bring that up. anyway we ended up booking a study room in the school’s library because she told me she gets restless when she’s cramming and she’s dreamt of fucking in there countless times and well of course i was up for that. the only thing is the study rooms have huge windows on the walls, but she told me to trust her.
so we get there and we’re on the third floor (but we’re still facing a pretty populated area at the school) she lays her sweater down on a sits me down on it, both of us facing the window & pulls a fucking vibrator out of her purse & suddenly the fact that she told me to wear a skirt makes so much sense. i’m basically dripping at this point anyway, but she opens up some porn on her laptop & we watch that for a few mins (we had both talked about how we love watching porn while fucking). eventually she tells me to sit on the vibrator, but she has it on the lowest fucking setting, so i can’t stop grinding against it
after another 10 mins she turns it up and starts whispering to me about how much of a slut i am & to imagine everyone out there watching me & i’m so fucking close to coming. i tried to touch her but she slapped my hand away and turned the vibrator up all the way & i’m so paranoid over how loud it is, but if course that just turns me on even more
she pinches my nipples through my shirt and i’m fucking down covering my mouth as i come so fucking hard. but she holds my thigh down & tells me we still have another 20 mins booked & she intends to use me the rest of the time. so basically my head is thrown back because my pussy is so sensitive, but it feels so good and i still can’t stop grinding against the vibrator
i lose track of time and how many times i come & suddenly she’s telling me to get up & fuck my legs are so weak, i swear i had just been about to come again. we had to take the fucking bus back to her place & i must have looked like a wreck & i didn’t even care because all i could think about was how i was going to return her favour when we got to her place
Holy holy 😅😍
My drag persona
Welcome to the stage ….
So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.
No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.
>Florida
Florida Man’s wife.
Bold of you to assume Crystal Metheny needs a man
okay but collars :( and handcuffs :( and intimidation :( and vibrators :( and being called out on how easily flustered and desperate you are :( and biting :( and edging :( and being told to look into their eyes :( and hickeys and bite marks :( and being praised :( and petnames :(
It’s so hard trying to find new blogs to follow on bdsmlr and the tags are even worse trying to find good stuff.
the tumblr community finding sneaky ways around the nsfw ban - 2019