[knowanoah]

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

[moniquill]

Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

[luminous-lily12]

It’s also greener where you bury a body

[the-a-j-universe]

This post really goes for a ride.

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[gluten-free-pussy]

I cried while I was lying in my bed because I couldn’t find my seatbelt

[please-dxddy]

why am i crying laughing omg

[brillianttraveller]

[cravings]

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

[gif87a-com]

[colachampagnedad]

[magic-exist]

YOU MONSTER

[xhalelise]

but WHY

[pbandjai]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me

[xhalelise]

[ugly]

“It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.”

— Unknown (via help-n-quotes)

[ruinsmami]

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

[ruinsmami]

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

[daily-showerthoughts]

I would gladly pay more in taxes if every child in the public school system was guaranteed a healthy lunch.

[artandsuchevan]

“Life’s Lil Pleasures” by Evan Lorenzen 

©2015 Evan Lorenzen

[arandomthot]

In this instance just remember you are what you eat

[stability]

[paninimami]

There’s so much wrong here

[vegetans]

[lunchboxesandchoklitcows]

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

[mongolian-ass-eater]

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I like kissing guys that get excited from kissing. Like they start squeezing you everywhere, rubbing on you, and moaning OMGGGG I be ready to fuck

[vanillagloss]