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V1 swimming in the blood ocean from iron lung

Why not

holy shit i just had an idea. v1 finds blood ocean from iron lung and by extension meets bloodymary + rock at some point with its gay ass angel in the distance somewhere. im sure simon would appreciate gabriel

anik

i love this guy

reigobun

just-a-nowhere-giirl

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

#you blue slut. im peeing bro stop

bgm05

I miss pjackks jellybean era

pjackk

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

bgm05

You promised not to tell anyone about that

#some of the things pjackk says reminds me of guppy from regretevator. like this js something huppy pwidl say

theyaoimonster

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

#im so glad ive never used any of these insults lmaooo #theyre all so weak anyway. go call someone an underboiled pot of pasta

birdplushie

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

xharrrrpalarpe

genuinely if you dont block out like 80% of the shit you see itll just exhaust you

time-traveling-fetus

any conversation about super powers on this site needs to remove shapeshifting from the equation. like everybody is choosing shapeshifter. we know this. our data backs it up. everybody wants to shapeshift

xharrrrpalarpe

i could be The Creature. you can impersonate anyone or anything.

kinavu

"My head hurts so BAD when will it STOP" i cry out as i scroll harder down the headhurter9000 rectangle in my hands

xharrrrpalarpe

this is my EXACT sotuation. wakes up wjth headache. hmm surely my headache inducing object will not induce a worse headache if i look at it for a while. (1 hour 21 minutes rn)

freak-motion

okaay maybe i DO care about them a little bit

finally got this out of my brain. rest in peace to like 3 of my graphite pencils

#INV1RNO YURI UNTIL THE END!!!!!!

ctrl-shift-alt-9

I have the black box data. All of it.

After sifting through hundreds of photos... I have realized that every time Simon takes a photo in the SM-13, he's pulling up a frame to a stop motion animation.

And it can be played back as video.

So, I took each black box photo and compiled them together. You can now watch Simon's entire journey from the SM-13's camera like found footage.

You can also gain access to Simon's amazing photography portfolio from my master reference project, as well as the video for yourself.

Please, have a watch. It's terrifying. I feel like a C.O.I. lab tech delving into something I really shouldn't, and it's a blast!

rokoko44

red toetaim

sleep1nkarkas

im back

leave it to me to join a popular fandom extremely late to find it has a little bit of problems (ignore the fact that i took the tp logo from the wiki)

reblogs are highly appreciated :))

xharrrrpalarpe

chud vrs chud but cool