Journey Through the East

Xiahou Dun's Travelogue

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To recover from my last real estate diaster, Mengde said he'd take me glamping. What's that?

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So I’ve come to realize what the real estate agent meant when he used air-quotes around “glass”, as in “glass” bottom floor.

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Wait...the realtor didn't tell me this was a timeshare. I thought it was that cheap because it had no foundation. 🤔 That explains why the furniture has been moving around every once in a while.

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Saved up to buy a nice summer retreat. It looks nice and airy.

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Stars over Wuwei 武威

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Look to my coming, at the first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.

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Thank you. It's 100% natural, I just wake up looking like this.

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Overlooking Jieting 街停 in the fog

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I'm going to slap him in the face with a fish.

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真正的三国无双！ 真の三国無双よ！

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Nice day for a spot of fishing. Too bad all I caught were some circlets and clasps, they really need to watch the pollution around here.

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This is where it ends. That's the flaw of a wall around your border, someone's always going to either go around it, or try to get up with a grappling hook.

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The Great Wall is pretty steep in parts; good for a decent workout.

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The Great Wall 长城

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Riding across the desert near Jieting 街停. I hear there's a famous battle there, but you're gonna have to ask somebody else for the details.

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@zekesplayground I thought about it, but then I realized their paws are about as big as MY FACE. ...maybe after they've fallen asleep.