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Hello i'm luhan and i'm forever alone (⌣̩̩́_⌣̩̩̀) ▲ ▼ ▲ ▼ ▲

[xiluhanxit]

Alright, i have to go. I'll reply to you guys tomorrow! goodnight or goodmorning to everyone~ 

[d3ssins]

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

omg

dude

(weird noises)

what the hell

i’m going to kill you

fuck you

[bulbasair]

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

[xiluhanxit]

annyeong -waves- im HyunA and im here to welcome you to the family -smiles- i hope you enjoy it here and please dont hesitate in coming to me if you need anything neh? -smiles- lets be friends! how are you?

Annyeong Hyuna! I’m luhan -smiles and bows- it’s nice to meet you and of course we’ll be friends. I’m doing good! and you?

[xiluhanxit]

I noticed that -frowns- why is that?

[hyunaxit]

typist had to study cuz finalls so i dont have energy at all

[xiluhanxit]

Ohh i think your typist should study first -nods-

[xiluhanxit]

You are not forever alone. ['chuckles.] Welcome to the family and I am super late. ['throws confetti over him.]

-laughs- well i guess now i’m not forever alone right? I got you guys with me so cheers!! -laughs-

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

B-but my ideas are always the mainstream ones. [`nods.] Damn. I am very awkward. Anything you have in mind? If not.. Then we can just go grab some snacks and like give people hugs and kisses maybe.

[xiluhanxit]

-he laughed so hard- Let’s go grab some snacks and yeah give people something, that’s a good idea, don’t worry -pats your head-

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

[`wiggles around.] Snacks. Snacks. Snaaaaaaacks! [`smiles sheepishly at the thoughts of snacks.] Hurhurhur. Awkward Turtles’ Free Loves people!

[xiluhanxit]

I hope they would even notice us -laughs- so what snack would you like to get?

[xiluhanxit]

annyeong -waves- im HyunA and im here to welcome you to the family -smiles- i hope you enjoy it here and please dont hesitate in coming to me if you need anything neh? -smiles- lets be friends! how are you?

Annyeong Hyuna! I’m luhan -smiles and bows- it’s nice to meet you and of course we’ll be friends. I’m doing good! and you?

[hyunaxit]

nice to meet you Luhan! -nods- im fine, just slightly bored! how’s your day?

[xiluhanxit]

Bored is not good for an everyday good day so -showers you with glitters- yes yes yes -laughs-

[hyunaxit]

oh glitters -laughs- someone is hyper today right?

[xiluhanxit]

-laughs- does it look like i’m hyper today? but if it is that is a good thing right? 

[hyunaxit]

oh it does -nods firmly- well at least have energy unlike me

[xiluhanxit]

I noticed that -frowns- why is that?

[xiluhanxit]

annyeong -waves- im HyunA and im here to welcome you to the family -smiles- i hope you enjoy it here and please dont hesitate in coming to me if you need anything neh? -smiles- lets be friends! how are you?

Annyeong Hyuna! I’m luhan -smiles and bows- it’s nice to meet you and of course we’ll be friends. I’m doing good! and you?

[hyunaxit]

nice to meet you Luhan! -nods- im fine, just slightly bored! how’s your day?

[xiluhanxit]

Bored is not good for an everyday good day so -showers you with glitters- yes yes yes -laughs-

[hyunaxit]

oh glitters -laughs- someone is hyper today right?

[xiluhanxit]

-laughs- does it look like i'm hyper today? but if it is that is a good thing right? 

[xiluhanxit]

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy 2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them 3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

[dawnlus]

LUHAN SHIRTLESS

[xiluhanxit]

You are not forever alone. ['chuckles.] Welcome to the family and I am super late. ['throws confetti over him.]

-laughs- well i guess now i’m not forever alone right? I got you guys with me so cheers!! -laughs-

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

Oh thank god! I guess being awkward together would be nice rather then doing nothing yeh? [`chuckles and squeals.] What would you like to do first oppa? [`looks at him, nibbling on her bottom lip.]

[xiluhanxit]

Hmm well i think you should choose what we should do first neh?

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

B-but my ideas are always the mainstream ones. [`nods.] Damn. I am very awkward. Anything you have in mind? If not.. Then we can just go grab some snacks and like give people hugs and kisses maybe.

[xiluhanxit]

-he laughed so hard- Let's go grab some snacks and yeah give people something, that's a good idea, don't worry -pats your head-

[xiluhanxit]

Hyung!

Chaeng! -laughs-

[chenwashere]

Hyungggg~ How are you? Eating well? Feeling alright? -pats your stomach- 

[xiluhanxit]

Chaeeeeeeeeeeeeng!!! I’m doing good eating well and feeling alright, alright? -laughs- how about you?

[chenwashere]

Alright alright! -Nods and rests his shoulder on you- All is good in the hood my… Gege -snickers loudly-

[xiluhanxit]

Yeah yeah i’m your hyung but i’m not that old so what are you snickering about? -slaps your shoulder and laughs-

[chenwashere]

Luhaaannn -The corners of his mouth lift up and he deals himself over you- I didn’t say you were old~ I just wanted to make sure you’re alright

[xiluhanxit]

If you say so -laughs- btw my knock knock joke! i won't be able to sleep if i didn't tell this to you -laughs- so knock knock! 

[citythatistocome]

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

Sylvia Plath (via daevue)

[xiluhanxit]

You are not forever alone. ['chuckles.] Welcome to the family and I am super late. ['throws confetti over him.]

-laughs- well i guess now i’m not forever alone right? I got you guys with me so cheers!! -laughs-

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

Oh thank god! I guess being awkward together would be nice rather then doing nothing yeh? [`chuckles and squeals.] What would you like to do first oppa? [`looks at him, nibbling on her bottom lip.]

[xiluhanxit]

Hmm well i think you should choose what we should do first neh?

[xiluhanxit]

Hyung!

Chaeng! -laughs-

[chenwashere]

Hyungggg~ How are you? Eating well? Feeling alright? -pats your stomach- 

[xiluhanxit]

Chaeeeeeeeeeeeeng!!! I’m doing good eating well and feeling alright, alright? -laughs- how about you?

[chenwashere]

Alright alright! -Nods and rests his shoulder on you- All is good in the hood my… Gege -snickers loudly-

[xiluhanxit]

Yeah yeah i'm your hyung but i'm not that old so what are you snickering about? -slaps your shoulder and laughs-

[xiluhanxit]

You are not forever alone. ['chuckles.] Welcome to the family and I am super late. ['throws confetti over him.]

-laughs- well i guess now i’m not forever alone right? I got you guys with me so cheers!! -laughs-

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

Exactly! You have got the whole 100-and-something family members to hang with. [‘laughs.]

[xiluhanxit]

The problem is, i hope i get to know everyone -laughs- so yeah you better stick with me or i’ll tape you -laughs- 

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

I am an awkward turtle thou. So oppa, I think you should stick with the awkward turtle. I am not going anywhere. Don’t tape me. [`pokes his shoulder.]

[xiluhanxit]

Ah that's not a problem 'cause i'm an awkward turtle as well -laughs- let's be awkward together -raises your hand while jumping-

[xiluhanxit]

You are not forever alone. ['chuckles.] Welcome to the family and I am super late. ['throws confetti over him.]

-laughs- well i guess now i’m not forever alone right? I got you guys with me so cheers!! -laughs-

[jsoojvxg-deactivated20141230]

Exactly! You have got the whole 100-and-something family members to hang with. [‘laughs.]

[xiluhanxit]

The problem is, i hope i get to know everyone -laughs- so yeah you better stick with me or i'll tape you -laughs- 

[xiluhanxit]

I'm so sorry for the late replies -cries in a corner- but yeah i'm really sorry guys forgive meee  -laughs-