kalamity

writer | she/they | 19 minors dni (nsfw/dddne) | irl girltrick

[xlawliett]

intro post

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･ "Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you wanna say something's shitty, say it's shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes." ･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

uh, hi!

my name's kalamity (she/they, bi)! but you can also just call me xlawliett :)

im 19. minors dni!! i repost/like (and maybe will write) DDDNE/smut/NSFW, as a warning.

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

this is a (mostly) bandom blog, but i'll probably sometimes talk about video games as well...

i write fanfic... pls feel free to send me reqs! im mainly focusing on the following right now:

fob (especially peterick)

paramore

class of 09

im open to writing dddne. im also a proshipper.

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

please message me, im always looking for new friends :D

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

find me elsewhere:

ao3: kalamityx

dreamwidth: fromunderthecorktree

twitter: @kalamity_x

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･ "If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes on. Thank you for making me feel okay." ･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

･°˖✧˖°･˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚･°˖✧˖°･

[restfromnightmares]

[tweekglazerr]

the pain that never goes away

[northernconstellations]

i literally cant stop thinking abt pete nd patrick in this vid like they're so hot

[geekedoutemo]

the frizz from their hair lets them communicate

[hesgotasoulvoice]

[formaldehydefangz]

all the lyrics of behind the sea from pretty odd are so playfully poetic. like. "floating flocks of candled swans slowly drift across wax ponds." or "scarecrow now it's time to hatch sprouting suns and ageless daughters." its so dreamy and comforting but also what the hell are we talking about ryan

[h0t-1nkbl0t]

phew, okay it's getting a lil to me

it's either ppl love or hate this, nothing in between

[imightjustbegone-deactivated201]

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[dietcherryvodka]

[girlwithaswirl]

Craving a fall like this

🍎🍂

[cherriesofall]

[cherriesofall]

[kissedfawns]

[pinkglitterunicorns]

give me envy, give me malice, give me more mutuals 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[girl-rotting-xoxo]