[DISGUST]

i wanted to get as far away from this place as possible, but no, 'cause all voorheeses go to columbia ever since we got kicked out of holland for killing vermeer. i hate my family , and i hate that stupid crest

[sitcomedies]

Xanadu, you’re grounded.

[brimalandro]

[twelfthedoctor]

[flyingvirgin-deactivated2016071]

you ever listen to your dad talk and be like “why are you like this?”

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@fcriver // sc .

               ‘ all voorhees go to columbia , ever since we got kicked out of holland for killing vermeer . ’

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@dorsaled // sc .

                ‘ you know that i’ve , like , never had a boyfriend . ’

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@stillworthy // sc .

               ‘ i’m super high , i’m like seeing colours . ’

[somerhalders]

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i wanted to get as far away from this place as possible, but no, ‘cause all voorheeses go to columbia ever since we got kicked out of holland for killing vermeer. i hate my family , and i hate that stupid crest

[stillworthy]

i’ve decided there’s no point in focusing on the negatives. i’d rather think about the good things that came from this. like, you taught me a really valuable lesson: just because i’m gay, people will hate me without knowing anything else about me. i always knew that was part of the deal, i just … i never expected it from my own father. but now i know not to expect the best from anyone. so thanks, i guess.

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canon line starter call !! bc it’s 3:30am 

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stillworthy

        “   uh, heck?   – i can’t cuss, you know this.    ”    honestly, heck is probably more hardcore than anything else she’s heard him say.

               ‘ heck ... ’ she repeats , eyebrows furrowed , the word hasn’t danced off her tongue since she was a child , it feels almost foreign , ‘ we’re reaching badass territory now , are we ? ’ excuse the fact she’s biting on her lip to hold down the small grin forming , ‘ people will start thinking i’m a bad influence . ’

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... ah

[vaememes]

` ° * ✧ ° RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ Have you been playing with matches again? ❜ ❛ Do have anymore of that one stuff? ❜ ❛ So, where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ What the hell is that thing? ❜ ❛ You know, you aren’t supposed to be doing that. ❜ ❛ I almost forgot you only come around when you need me. ❜ ❛ Oh, yeah, you played me good, didn’t you? ❜ ❛ I’m not joking with you this time. ❜ ❛ Do you ever think about having kids? ❜ ❛ I didn’t mean to punch you that hard. ❜ ❛ Nice shiner there, buddy. ❜ ❛ Great way to start the day. ❜ ❛ I just want peace and quiet. ❜ ❛ Please, just go away already, ugh. ❜ ❛ I’m not giving you any money! ❜ ❛ You don’t own me. ❜ ❛ Tell me what to do or what to say. ❜ ❛ I love my freedom. ❜ ❛ Shut up before I break your arm. ❜ ❛ Now, that looks like a grand adventure. ❜ ❛ I’m taking you home, come on. ❜ ❛ Jesus, are you really that drunk? ❜ ❛ What did you take? How many you’d take? ❜ ❛ That’s not an orange. It’s a lemon. ❜ ❛ The wait is almost over. ❜ ❛ So, when are we going to finally meet? ❜ ❛ I would like to see you in person. ❜ ❛ Are you online dating again? ❜ ❛ I’m not sad, I’m just tired. ❜ ❛ I want to take a nap so bad. ❜ ❛ I thought we could just nap together. ❜ ❛ Life can be messy. ❜ ❛ I wish life could be mess free. ❜ ❛ Are you high or just stupid? ❜ ❛ You can be anything you set your mind to. ❜ ❛ We are not going to be like them. ❜ ❛ I just wanted to fit in, I don’t know. ❜ ❛ Are you going to that party tonight? ❜ ❛ I thought we’d be together forever. ❜ ❛ I really liked you. My fault. ❜ ❛ We don’t like surprises. ❜ ❛ Please save the lecture for someone who gives a shit. ❜ ❛ What the hell did you do? ❜ ❛ Well, you poor thing. ❜ ❛ I’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ ❛ We can always kill them, yeah? ❜ ❛ What’s all this glitter for anyway? ❜ ❛ Damn, you look like shit. Smell like it too. ❜ ❛ It’s not too dark and not too light. ❜ ❛ I wanted to know what you liked so I stalked you. ❜ ❛ I didn’t stalk anyone for the last time already. ❜ ❛ I’m not sorry and I have no regrets. ❜ ❛ You are so fucked, you know that? ❜ ❛ Hey, you stole that from me! Give it back! ❜ ❛ Screw you. ❜ ❛ Just fuck off already. ❜ ❛ You look like a Simpson. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. ❜ ❛ I’m not mean, I’m just honest. ❜ ❛ I will stab you with my fingernail, try me. ❜ ❛ Your wish is my command. ❜ ❛ I would love to see you suffer. ❜ ❛ I’m not in, no way. This is bad. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to break any rules. ❜ ❛ Fine then. Don’t call and don’t text me anymore. ❜ ❛ I’m not mad at you, don’t worry. ❜ ❛ Do not ever question my parenthood again. ❜ ❛ I don’t have time for this. ❜ ❛ Death is all around us. ❜ ❛ You’re just like the girl from gone girl. ❜ ❛ You left, not me. ❜ ❛ I’m not the one that’s always leaving. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe this is truly happening. ❜ ❛ I was wondering, if you wanted to look at the stars with me? ❜ ❛ I always wanted to go on a date. ❜ ❛ I knew you were trouble when you walked in. ❜ ❛ I had a feeling. ❜ ❛ Wait, do you feel that? That vibe right now? ❜ ❛ Where could the gem be? ❜ ❛ Do I look like someone you should mess with? ❜ ❛ It stinks it this place. Can’t believe you call it home. ❜ ❛ Wow, this is your house? ❜ ❛ I can’t believe you didn’t think to ask me first. ❜ ❛ You have a lot to learn. ❜ ❛ What do you take me for? ❜ ❛ What do I have to do to get it from you? ❜ ❛ Will you ever stop asking me that? ❜ ❛ This place never ceases to amaze me. ❜

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"It's creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly."

               an idea xan would love to UNDERSTAND , though with her lack of experience in such a field , she can do little but PRETEND like she knows what veronica is talking about . mind flickers between the various partners BOYS she’s been in ... relationships with , if you could call them that . xanthippe just never found herself particularly INTERESTED in them , but she’s been pushing the explanation for that to the back of her head since she was THIRTEEN . it’s not until a locker closes behind the pair that xan realises she’s left silence lingering between the two for an almost uncomfortable amount of time as she makes an attempt to fill it with a clearing of her throat , ‘ yeah .... totally . ’

comeback kid // accepting .

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loadcd

  ❝ & life is a stage – & stages ? they have metaphors   played on them. i can go all day, old man. ❞

               ‘ do you know how irritating this conversation                is , are you trying to tick me off or something ? ’

[edhelarchive-deactivated2021072]

im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. ill fucking kill you