like a black widow, baby.

scarlett ; momma first, a bunch of other stuff second. new york raised. on the weekends, i avenge shit. ❝ i'm just a big believer in the whole mantra of 'you must love yourself before you can love anybody else.' ❞ —— not the real scarlett. closed rp. ♡

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while i wasn’t on last night to witness what occurred, and while i haven’t been a member of this group very long at all (and therefore very few people probably care what i have to say), i don’t believe i’ll be sticking around. 

there is a line i have as a roleplayer in what i will look past and what i won’t, and to my understanding, what transpired is one of the few things that crossed that line. i have had my experiences here many years ago, where i genuinely felt unwelcomed and figured i could simply look past that this time around. however, that is simply no longer the case. i have had too many “bad” roleplay experiences in the past and i’m not going to put myself in a position where i stay in a writing environment that is not only unwelcoming but is unsafe and condones this sort of behavior. rp is supposed to be safe. rp is a hobby. no one should ever feel as though their hobby, their safe place is compromised due to something one would assume is not an issue, but a no-brainer. i’m a large proponent of the “members first” mentality, and i’m standing by that with my decision to depart, as well as the accompanying ripple effects of these choices and decisions bringing in negative energy that i don’t want in my life. 

thanks to everyone who was so nice and lovely during these few days here. i genuinely hope your future writing endeavors treat you well and i get the chance to interact with you in the future. know that i stand with you, i support you, and i love you dearly, even if we’ve never exchanged two words to one another. take care, and if any of you need anything at all, feel free to im me. 

xx 

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so-so-aquaman replied to your post “I’ll bet the stars are envious of your eyes.”

I don't think it's possible for you to ever look like a hot mess.

I beg to differ. It takes a village to make Scarlett Johansson look like Scarlett Johansson. 

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you are my celeb crush

Definitely not the worst thing I could be. I’m flattered, shades.

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What's been your proudest accomplishment in your career thus far?

Probably getting my star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame; that was definitely one of my biggest ‘look Ma, I made it’ type moments. People I looked up to in this industry are on that walk too, and unless California does actually sink underneath the ocean one of these days, the reminder that I’m even remotely in their same league will be there forever. Nothing like putting your hands in some wet cement and trying not to flash a horde of photographers to commemorate all of the hard work you put in as an actor over the years.

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I’ll bet the stars are envious of your eyes.

You’re one of those people that could tell me I looked a hot ass mess and I’d probably thank you for it.

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One of the sweetest women I've ever met. So talented, inspiring. All the compliments to you.

Well damn, aren’t you a sweetheart? Thank you, though, you’re a gem. 

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i loooooove working with you

Glad somebody out there likes to put up with me.

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dianna--elise:

Well now you’ve got me thinking about a Golden Girls -esque style of Avengers sequels. I shouldn’t want it, but I do. I’m surprised Rae hasn’t asked about my tattoos yet. I probably just jinxed myself, haven’t I? What’d you say?

I’m pretty sure that’s what’ll be awaiting us in the future. I’m only in if they make Hemsworth sing the theme song at some point during said sequel. Oh, absolutely. If they’re tattoos on the smaller side, it might be a few more months, but it’s coming. Brace yourself. I told her she can get one when she’s eighteen, same age as I was. She’s under the impression that you can just pick however old you want to be, because she said for her birthday this year that’s what she wants. Don’t know who’s going to break it to her that eighteen doesn’t come right after three. Might leave that one to her dad.

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iiamnickjonas:

No one can replace you I think it would be better if they killed your character off rather then replacing you. You’re just too good. I’ll be 26 in a few months and I can’t even handle press tours and I don’t think I even do 1/3 of the amount of press you do for one of these movies but you’re handling very well. I am not sure what you missed why don’t you tell me what you know then I’ll fill in the blanks. And I’m Nick Jonas and I’m a huge fan.

Oh, god, I don’t know if I could handle a Widow death scene. It’d be like mourning the loss of a relative. Well you’ve toured in the past, right? I’d definitely say that’s the equivalent of it, except you guys go at it for much longer than we usually do. Honestly, not much. If we’re being truthful, I’ve been out of the loop a lot longer than just a month - I barely remember past January. The perks of getting older and running around after another, tinier human being. Good to meet you, Nick! And thanks, I appreciate it. I’ve had a few of your songs on workout playlists, you’re very talented.

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marie-xtina:

I’m glad you at least got to have a little time to relax and enjoy yourself without all the madness going on. Although the movie was amazing and I would be really sad if they replaced you as Widow because you are amazing. Wouldn’t be the same at all. Introductions aren’t mine either, but it is lovely to meet you. I’m Christina. Kids really do grow up way too fast and I hate it. I need both of mine to go back to being little.

That’s the secret for staying sane in this business, no doubt about it - just falling off the radar altogether. Thank you! Hopefully I’ll fit the bill for as long as possible. Wouldn’t surprise me if they had us doing these Avengers movies when we’re seventy. Well, you’re the queen, so there’s very little need for introduction. As you can tell, I’m a fan. Huge fan. I feel like after that first birthday there’s no hope of slowing it down. How old are yours?

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solindseymarie:

I like you. You’re my new favorite person. The amount of anger I feel the second Ross is on the screen? You know I was yelling at him. Rachel deserved so much better. Monica and Chandler will always be my favorite so the heart eyes was all over the place.

Aw, I’m flattered. I like you too - anybody who agrees that Ross was a dick and that Rachel deserved so much more is on my favorites list. She should have stayed on that damn plane and never looked back.  

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thenotoriousone-cm:

Can’t say I blame you for taking a hiatus. It seems like you all deserved it. If they replace you then I’d never watch those movies ever again. Nice to meet you I’m Conor.

I’m sure they could’ve gotten a few more days out of us, but we would have been zombies. Avengers 4: Night of the Living Jetlag. Aw, shucks. I’ll have to let Downey know I’m the only one the people really care about these days. I like the job security it comes with, so fingers crossed they don’t give me the boot any time soon. Good to meet you, too, Conor!

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heylizzo:

I was under the rock with you, I have nothing to fill you in on. I think it’s cute you think you can’t do it after 40, how old is Downey? He’s like a thousand, you’re good. You’ll be able to do it forever. You going to get her a temporary tattoo or are you afraid it’ll start an addiction?

Okay, but this is the only reason you’re on social media: it’s to fill me and all the other oldies in on what goes on. Downey’s immortal, I on the other hand, am not. Avengers 47: Natasha breaks her back trying to do the thigh choke like in the old days and everyone has to rally in the waiting room. If I’m doing it forever, so are you. We’re a package deal now, it was in your contract. Knowing her, she won’t want a real tattoo once she finds out they don’t come with glitter like the temps do, so I don’t think I’ve got anything to fear. 

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hqdelrey:

I hope no one has bothered you thus far into May and you’ve been able to fully enjoy your time off. Traveling all over the place can be so draining and jetlag is such a bitch. As for having someone replace you though, you’d have so many people out there being sad over that fact, myself included. Hi there, Scarlett! I’m Lana. Who would of thought kids would find tattoos to be so appealing, huh? So many of us that get the tattoos love them once they’ve been permanently inked into our bodies but the minute kids start asking when they can get one that’s when parents go, “fuck, what did I start?”

That’s exactly why I’ve been underneath my rock, no one around to mess it up! You’d definitely know about the traveling and constant jetlag; I seriously don’t know how you guys in the music industry do it. You literally do months and months of what we do for maybe two, three weeks at best. That seems to be the consensus around here. It’s so nice to meet you, I may or may not be obsessed with your music. They love what they can’t have, and once you even show signs of opposing, that’s all they think about. When she’s eighteen, she can go crazy with the ink. Until then, the good ol’ Sharpie method will have to suffice. Maybe I’ll have a little tattoo artist on my hands, be able to get the mom discount.

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so-saoirse:

Hi Scar! One reason I am hesitant to take on a franchise, all that press. Like I focus on smaller movies lately and it at tops requires some dedication, but you all with your world traveling and all day press days, I don’t know how you guys do it! So good on you for taking a pause and relaxing a bit, you deserve it. As for what’s new in the world, I feel like I am not the best observer lately and probably need to share the cliff notes of what you do learn. Note to self, contemplate getting tattoos removed before daughters are old enough to start asking questions hahah. It’s a firm no for mine getting tattoos in the future, least till they are 18 and I can still say something about it, what’s your stance on your girl getting them? 

Hi yourself, gorgeous! That’s the one downfall of them, honestly, but they’re worth it. Absolutely worth it. Makes me appreciate the smaller movies a little more when I get the chance to take them on. Although I definitely wouldn’t say you’re small-scale by any means, Miss Lady Bird. That film was fuckin’ phenomenal. They keep us loaded up on caffeine and pair us off in the rowdiest combinations possible. It’s done the trick so far, so if it’s not broke, why fix it? Once I get a hold of them, we’ll definitely meet up and get up to speed on what’s what anymore. That, or invest in some really good concealer. Or just wear full coverage clothes all the time. The questions will come sooner than you think! I was right about eighteen when I got my first piece of ink, and I figure it’s pretty hypocritical of me not to let her get one once she’s the same age that I was. Any younger than that, I expect a full PowerPoint presentation trying to convince me of it. And she’s gotta drag her mom with her to the tattoo parlor, so hopefully that’ll be prevention enough until she’s of age.

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hyfdanielle:

Very nice to meet you! And I find your daughter adorable for wanting to be like her mother. There’s really not much you’ve missed in the world other than SpaceX and their launches on rockets and whatnot; but that’s all over the news so you can easily catch up. Other than that, life’s been really easy going so far.

Right back at you! That’s the double-edged sword with having a daughter; they’re your mini-me, but you also have to raise yourself as punishment for all the years of pain you put your own parents through. Do you have kids of your own? Any day now they’ll be sending people off to live on Mars. That’s certainly how I like it, anyways. Laid back and easygoing.