Dave

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"heyyy ladies"

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Fuck context

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Alejandra y toda mafalda. Muy Linda. #latergram

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@nicholas_danielrichards - pretty legit, no? The "afternoon" is jolly good although I think "breakfast" is my favorite. Never a bad time for a spot of tea!

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I believe this is some sort of demonic fleshlight / sex toy for fans of The Walking Dead. #amc

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Furious wine.

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Biking up 6th ave with a hundred of my closest friends. #weownthestreet #timesup

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New Year's Alleykitten

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Been out singing Chrismas carols 2 out of the past 3 nights. It's a ton of fun!

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Thanks professor monkey! That does look nutritious and chocolately delicious!

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Oh, hello there!

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Top 10 reasons it sucks to be Santa. #10 You can never shave your beard. Ever.

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That time of year when dozens of worthless, unrequested yellow pages end up at your door so YP can lie to advertisers about distribution numbers. #yellowpagessucks

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Best sweater ever!

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It's burlesque/ballet/dance-theatre with strippers. Fancy strippers. This year was my second time. It's amazing.