i want to see matteo blushing in absolute embarrassment when he sees the world doesn't evolve around him
wow, you got him there!
xoxo,gossip girl

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i want to see matteo blushing in absolute embarrassment when he sees the world doesn't evolve around him
wow, you got him there!
xoxo,gossip girl
early april fools?
dear upper eastsiders, have you ever wished to see someone you hate the most get what they deserve? well, here is your chance. what i’m asking you is simple, send in some idea’s to me and you may get what you wish... xoxo, gossip girl.
weekly anon hours.
“when the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. make something up, idiots.” - blair waldorf.
well, during weekly honesty hours, we expect some element of the truth. after all, too many lies and i’ll have to set the story straight. here’s how honesty hours work:
for the next twenty-four hours, you can post a link to your ask box and ask for questions if you’d like to participate.
for anyone that posts a link to their inbox, please send them two anons! if you run out of asks, you can use incognito mode.
please answer everything in your inbox before next week’s honesty hour.
this will occur once a week, every wednesday. we look forward to reading your answers.
remember to tag your link with xohonesty !
xoxo, gossip girl.
CHALLENGE 04: KIDS.
hi! we’ll be doing weekly character development challenges to give you something fun to do to help develop your characters. this week’s challenge is children. for this challenge, we’d like you to envision what your muse’s child would be like if they had one. think of it like casting and creating the next gen of this rp, almost. feel free to work together with others on this challenge, come up with things that are decidedly canon, or just be hypothetical about it. just have fun with creating and casting these characters! please tag your posts xochallenge and post them this week if you want to participate.
love is in the air, upper east siders...
welcome to the world of expensive chocolates and diamond necklaces. valentine’s day on the upper east side of manhattan is no small affair. but if you haven’t got someone waiting for you on your doorstep, don’t retreat to your room with takeout just yet. i can be your valentine, and my gift comes in the form of the latest gossip.
we always thought that little kota worthington was so far removed from their family’s politics and scheming, but who would have thought that they’re deeply entrenched in it? that’s right, their father’s mistress is poised to take over the entire company from kota’s father and kota gave them all the ammo to do so. guess it’s true; little kota really cares nothing for the worthington family name. sounds like someone’s going to be left off the will.
if you thought that was a lesson in being careful who you trust, then you haven’t heard the half of it. dependable felix lockwood might not be quite so after all. felix’s semester in italy was full of fun and games, but these photos reveal he fell in love. however, sources say that felix dipped the second he figured out his true love might be pregnant. so much for a happily ever after.
speaking of adventures overseas, turns out that evangeline coombs isn’t running that flower shop in brooklyn solely for the aroma. no, she’s got something much darker on her mind: revenge. turns out that kenny durand won her heart and slept with her, all under the guise of a dare. to make matters worse, a pretty raunchy sex tape was made from the whole affair. nothing burns hotter than a woman scorned, but who can blame her after the way kenny treated her like a consolation prize? maybe it’s time to run for the hills, k.
xoxo, gossip girl
did you see avery shamelessly flirting with augustus at his mom's birthday party?
ugh, how many different ways can you say desperate?
xoxo,gossip girl
who's your number one otp?
i’m not exactly rooting for a happy ending, but there are quite a few new couples that i’m interested in the outcome of. what’s up with nasir and kaira? tate and fede? teddy and madeline? only time will tell and you’ll hear it here first.
xoxo,gossip girl
who do you think is hiding the worst secret?
oh, i already know. i want to know what you think. all i can say is be careful who you trust, even your closest friends are hiding something.
xoxo,gossip girl
seems like everyone's coupling up in time for valentine's day. what's your read on who is going to make it and who is destined for a breakup?
it’s the same old song and dance every year, take a look around. who was together last year that’s still together this year? pretty simple math should tell you that we’re not looking at anything long term. but if you want to know my real opinion, gus and ana might have a chance. as for seb and hannah? i’m waiting for another fallout. not that it means much when we all know they’ll be back together a week after. ( @ancstasiia, @ohaugusst, @sebvalmcnt, @hcnnxh-m )
xoxo,gossip girl
how long until margot has a total meltdown?
another one? oh, not long. but what can i say? i love a good dethroning.
xoxo,gossip girl.
weekly anon hours.
“when the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. make something up, idiots.” - blair waldorf.
well, during weekly honesty hours, we expect some element of the truth. after all, too many lies and i’ll have to set the story straight. here’s how honesty hours work:
for the next twenty-four hours, you can post a link to your ask box and ask for questions if you’d like to participate.
for anyone that posts a link to their inbox, please send them two anons! if you run out of asks, you can use incognito mode.
please answer everything in your inbox before next week’s honesty hour.
this will occur once a week, every wednesday. we look forward to reading your answers.
remember to tag your link with xohonesty !
xoxo, gossip girl.
what’s new, upper east siders?
hello, upper east siders...
as usual, the charity gala becomes less about the historical society and more about the history between lovers. but don’t close your textbooks just yet; history may be doomed to repeat itself, and if it does, it’ll leave a trail of broken hearts in it’s wake.
hannah and sebastian were seen returning together after his stint out of the city. it seems all has been forgiven for his mysterious disappearance, but maybe not all has been forgotten. seb was spotted in a heated argument with viv van buren – and we’re left wondering what it was all about. maybe that’s why nikolai and sebastian weren’t spotted together all night. maybe there’s a little trouble in paradise with our happy, engaged trouble. a baby can’t be the only thing on the way.
tate van buren was seen arriving to the party with federico greco, newly single and back on the market. and back off the market just as quickly – the two were seen disappearing into a coat closet minutes into the party. wonder what margot vanderbilt thinks of that? we don’t. she was seen completely wasted not even an hour into the event. not to mention she was seen arguing with cami newhouse – isn’t that catfight pretty much obsolete at this point?
speaking of sneaky hookups, marley and damon were spotted getting down and dirty in a hallway. that sort of exhibitionism is downright illegal, but they didn’t seem to have any shame about it. seems like little redd’s finally met his big bad wolf.
natalie tate was seen looking down and out for most of the night – we’d blame it on kenny’s mysterious absence but she truly looked downright ill. send your tips if you know anything about nat’s mysterious illness.
xoxo, gossip girl
weekly anon hours.
“when the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. make something up, idiots.” - blair waldorf.
well, during weekly honesty hours, we expect some element of the truth. after all, too many lies and i’ll have to set the story straight. here’s how honesty hours work:
for the next twenty-four hours, you can post a link to your ask box and ask for questions if you’d like to participate.
for anyone that posts a link to their inbox, please send them two anons! if you run out of asks, you can use incognito mode.
please answer everything in your inbox before next week’s honesty hour.
this will occur once a week, every wednesday. we look forward to reading your answers.
remember to tag your link with xohonesty !
xoxo, gossip girl.
who has the biggest chance to make a fool out of themselves during this gala?
we can always count on our girl hannah to screw something up. we don’t think she’s been taking it easy on the drinks either. ( @hcnnxh-m )
xoxo,gossip girl
top 4 of who you want to see sweat a little extra? I think some of the elites are trying too hard to stay on the good side of your and everyone else's eyes.
do what you want. everyone only cares for so long. ( @grecogiulia, @gcneviieve, @fclixismss, @calvinoak )
xoxo, gossip girl
ANNOUNCEMENT –
[sms] happy valentines day, upper east siders. i’m sure you’ve all been awaiting your secret dates and here are the results from this year’s bidding. have fun on your date and don’t forget to submit to me that you’ve completed it and made an effort to actually get to know them. i’ve got eyes everywhere, so don’t think you can get out of this one. xoxo, gossip girl.
secret dates are under the cut. message your partner to plan and plot a thread. be sure to send to gossip girl 5 things you character learned or a summary of the date they went on by february 14th...otherwise, she’ll have a valentine’s day surprise for the whole upper east side.