“ THERE’S A FUCKING INSECT IN HERE. I NEED HELP. OH, MY GOD – welcome to the atlantis record, music shop and no, if you’re asking yourself this, i wasn’t screaming at a bee that has just flown over me. um, do you need something ? ”
“ you absolutely fuckin’ were screaming about a bee. i saw you flailing around around like a big dope with my own two eyes, and my vision is perfect. 20/20. 20/21, actually, because it exceeds perfection, like all else about me, so there was definitely no mistaking what was going on. it was hilarious. thanks for that. i know it’s pretty early in the afternoon and honestly, i only rolled out of bed about an hour ago, but it pretty much made my day. i’ll probably tweet about it once i’m out of here – get about 10-plus faves. thanks for the great social media content, too. anyways, yeah, i do. could you hook a dude up with a copy of cher’s greatest hits cd ? it’s not for a friend. it’s for me.”
“ wow, i’m seriously surprised by all of this perfection. i didn’t expect that. you caught me off guard. ” sarcastically, riley commented what the other boy said, with an unpredictable serious face. “ are you seriously gonna tweet about a guy who was screaming & jumping all over a music shop because of a bee ? ”
