u tellin’ me a shrimp fried this rice?

I’m Ria and I have 83 protons

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

this post aged like a fine wine

[amazing-amilia]

Room clutter in studio ghibli films.

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Happy Its Monday. lets get on it cunts Monday

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[chicks]

[yaoist]

it's very funny how people immediately forget a character is disabled as soon as their character arc stops orbiting around their disability. like he's missing a leg.

[explodingsilver]

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[bookwyrminspiration]

hey. hey. tell me something good that happened today. doesn’t matter how small

[possiblyawesometmblr]

"but if you'll have us, we'd love to finally be ourselves"

[jdotsodomite]

[keepcatholic]

Quick, which federal law or regulation will you break while the U.S. government is shut down?

21 CFR § 102.39(a) Making onion rings from diced onions

36 CFR § 261.16(h) Leaving a campsite unattended the first night of camping

18 U.S. Code §1657 Attempting to encourage a seaman to runaway and turn pirate

36 CFR §7.96(b)(3) Intimidating a golfer in Washington D.C.

18 U.S. Code §916 Pretending to be a member of the local 4-H

18 U.S. Code §336 Writing a check in the amount of 97¢

50 CFR § 21.14(b)(3) Removing a nest with unfledged birds from inside your home

18 U.S. Code §2074 Lying about the weather in a social media post

50 CFR § 21.82(f)(9)(ii) Using falcons in a movie that is not about falconry

18 U.S. Code § 331 Making a purchase with a souvenir pressed penny

18 U.S. Code § 229(a) Deploying mustard gas for reasons other than self defense

7 CFR § 905.306(a) Selling Florida oranges less than 2 4/16 inches in diameter

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

[goodsprings]

please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

[strawberryswinger]

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

[bakwaaas]

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[hackfromkirby64]

@miata-detector

[miata-detector]

ahh its red with cute little eyes but so are ladybugs also? could be anytgung....

[c3rvida3]

Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm... Beanie Bondage... BeanieSM...

[c3rvida3]

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.