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You ever take a nap, and wake up like 6 hours later with no fucking clue what planet you’re on? Welcome to Amsterdam, I guess.

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Rachel: Punching politicians in the face is something I would not recommend but it is "in" right now.

Rachel: Maybe not, but I'd like to have some credits behind me. I'm aware my talents will help me stand out on their own but why not give myself an extra edge?

Santana: I've spent enough of my life having to deal with the aftermath of my own lack of a filter. I think I'll do a pretty decent job at helping the rich and famous getting "un-cancelled".

Santana: Maybe you're not as delusional as I originally thought. See you soon, roomie.

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Rachel: And you are studying to be what?

Rachel: I'll go ahead and do. one minute.

Santana: Public relations. I kind of wanna be like Olivia Pope, but I'm not sure how long I could manage to work with politicians before punching someone in the face.

Santana: And why are you in college? Don't need a degree to be a star.

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Rachel: She's in California while I'm in New York.

Rachel: Where are you coming from?

Santana: Christ, this is gonna be a trainwreck.

Santana: Chicago. From Columbia...yes, they have a campus in Chicago. Here, check out my insta.

Santana: And for fuck's sake, can we just make a group chat? We're gonna be living together for the next couple months.

#t:rb #insert instagram that does not exist for santana

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Rachel: They do that to everyone sometimes.

Rachel: No. You can send her a message if you'd like. Or I can tell her to reach out.

Santana: I'll think about it. How long distance are you guys, out of curiosity?

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Rachel: I don't believe they asked that on any paperwork I sent in.

Rachel: Oh, it's not like that. We won't be breaking up. We've managed 4 years of college away from one another. Nothing will break us.

Santana: Jokes go over your head a lot, don't they?

Santana: If you say so. Thanks for letting me know, I guess. I haven't heard from the missus, so I'm guessing you're the one who does all the talking. Is she mute?

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Rachel: I won't dispute this claim. It's quite likely.

Rachel: Well, our third roommate happens to be my girlfriend.

Santana: ...did they group us all together by sexual orientation? I mean, I'm relieved I don't have to worry about potentially running into strange dick in the middle of the night, but this seems somehow offensive.

Santana: Well, that's just great. I can't wait until you guys break up and I have to deal with the awkwardness.

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