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cheers

[xsophianicolex]

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[victorious]

[dirtylittledamsel]

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey song

[catchymemes]

[minmos]

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

[minmos]

why are you like this?

[oscarjamesleigh]

[tastylemonbread]

[swedishjazz]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[s0ur-kand1]

this is so fucking funny dude

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

[anarchist-bakery]

someone put a birthday hat on them

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Ask and you shall recieve

[cockyroaches]

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

[macden]

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[pipebombgf]

they billed me for three?? three balls???

[pipebombgf]

[sabertoothwalrus]

Visit Original Link

[pjharvey]

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

[shotapiss]

Never forget what they took from us

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[buqbite]

one of the funniest things abt this white collar job so far is that i get to see how fucking long people take for the tiniest things. "please paste this text into a separate document and send it to me whenever you're able to this week" i mean shit, man, i know what it's like to take weeks for a 2 minute task, but that's wild even for my standards. like yeah i can probably find the time to press the copy and paste buttons sometime this week

[buqbite]

meanwhile when you do restaurant work one of the waiters will come in and go "okay we have 27 new orders, including three cakes made from scratch, 53 cups of coffee, 60 appetizers and an entire horse roasted on a stick. it'll need to be done within the next 7 minutes before the small town that rented out hall c for a wedding arrives" and you'll be like ah this christmas is so chill compared to last year

[rednines]

He’s growing

[byjove]