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@agentdemeter
your muse’s picture in mine’s phone:
your muse’s name in mine’s phone: young grasshopperyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: never say never by justin biebermy muse’s last text to yours: stop asking questions. if i tell you that you need to learn the entire choreography to single ladies, you do it.
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your muse’s picture in mine’s phone:
your muse’s name in mine’s phone: demon kingyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: alarm_sirens_audio.mp3my muse’s last text to yours: just letting you know that Olay is having a sale on anti-ageing cream :)
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@zeusal
your muse’s picture in mine’s phone:
your muse’s name in mine’s phone: babe your muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: crazy in love by beyoncemy muse’s last text to yours: what shampoo do you use??
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your muse’s picture in mine’s phone: lets pretend that coffee is booze and it’s blurry bc he was wasted af when he took this
your muse’s name in mine’s phone: persephoney baloneyyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: hoe don’t do it by yung cyphmy muse’s last text to yours: hahahahahaha when i type my fingers look like living baby sausahes
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your muse’s picture in mine’s phone:
your muse’s name in mine’s phone: chocolate thiefyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: police_sirens_audio.mp3my muse’s last text to yours: how did you get my number
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your muse’s picture in mine’s phone:
your muse’s name in mine’s phone: soturntyour muse’s ringtone in mine’s phone: thong song by sisqomy muse’s last text to yours: wtf are you on about? a cup of coffee is totally a plausible disguise
moirai: where are you??
moirai: don't you dare disappear. you owe me food!
Attis: Is that some sort of sick joke
cell phone headcanons
send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including: - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone - my muse’s last text to your muse
Asteria: I said I don't need directions - AND I DON'T - but hypothetically, if I were lost, would you be able to give me directions?
Attis: Yeah totally
Attis: But since this is hypothetical
Attis: I won't
mssg {midas&attis}
Midas: Really? While your base was blowing up around you, there was just enough time to grab a funnel, just in case?
Midas: believable!
Attis: I've always got a funnel handy on my person
Attis: Plus they're like a dollar from Cosco
@chlointhedark: Bod goals for 2k16 😍 #yasattis #thosebiceps @xttis
Come and get it while it’s hot, ladies. ;)
mssg {midas&attis}
Midas: It'd be liquid so I'm not exactly sure how the logistics of that would work out
Midas: If you're going to threaten me at least have some credibility
Attis: Hey man fuck you
Attis: I own a funnel
“Wait, this is you replacing me? Ouch. All this time… God, I’m so stupid.” Eros slowly turned his face away from his friend, staring out of a nearby window and sighing for dramatic effect. “I really thought… That moment we shared on the kitchen floor… I really thought this meant something to you too, At. I really did. But now you have a new life, a new love. I mean yeah, Andi’s hot, but so am I. Plus I’m intelligent, modest… I get it, though. I’m old news. I understand.” He sniffed, placing a hand on the cold window as he committed to his act.
Slowly reaching his friend, he rested a warm palm on his shoulder. ❛ Cmon, man, don’t be like that. You know I love you. I do. And I’ll never forget the feel of you soaking wet — but it’s about that time, and I think maybe . . . it’d just be best if . . . ❜ — He heaved out a large sigh — ❛ God, ❜ he choked out. ❛ This is so much harder than I thought it would be. ❜
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” she questioned, her gaze still trained on him.
❛ Means my girlfriend, her family, her friends — hell, my friends will track me down and rip me a new one. ❜
