𝟒𝟎-𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁

999. for the ones who dream of stranger worlds

[xvyunjo]

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for @xvhassel

he’s not a particularly nice person. that much has always been evident. han yunjo is—if we were to take a rough estimate—79% good. but nice? not nice. not enough to jump at the sound of any distress, human or otherwise. not enough to be “better” in his parents’ eyes. and definitely, definitely, not enough to come to the rescue of any ol’ conflict on the streets.

but sel, sweet sel and his bountiful head of curls and all things good and nice and excluding spice. sel, the idiot that has yet to learn to leave well enough alone (since when was settling high school disputes on the hero itinerary??) and went straight for the lion’s den.

picture this, real time: hassel holstein approaching a group of iljins (rough guess? by the makeup? the atmosphere? probably) with what yunjo can assume to be the best look of assertion possible for someone whose part-time job growing up was turning into adorable cuddle sized pokemonanimals. han yunjo stands a good few feet (and growing) away, uncharacteristically hopeful at 20 years for a reversal or even a sudden change of heart.

swerve! swerve!!!! yunjo thinks. “what do you guys think you’re doing??” sel says.

                                                    “and who the fuck are you?”

ah. dammit.

[xvhassel-blog]

12:05PM: zoom in and through the the campus' mini overpass, and you see hassel holstein making a zippy walk through and pass the bridge to the cafeteria. add in a jolly whistle and some bobbing of his head to the beat of lunchtime-joy, then he's just a few more lengthy skips away from grabbing that mess tray. he lets out a low, happy chant of 'kimchi pancakes, kimchi pancakes,' as he anticipates on dumping his favorite side dish on at least three sections. or four? or better yet, maybe all of 'em–

"oof," his crucial debate is shattered with the heedless bump of his chest against something. no, correction: someone. someone with a very... self-assertive 'look' going on with her eyeliners and all. like yikes, are they on their way to reach all the way to her temples, or???

“what the hell do you want, pet-boy?”

hassel doesn't say much for a second, deciding against the unfiltered reply of his brain that spurts out a whisper of 'uh... kimchi pancakes???' okay, that's not what she's asking, he knows. he also knows that the poor little exchange student behind them is going through hell of a lot for her first week, probably got on these girls' nerves for god knows why. maybe because her eyeliners aren't about to draw a whole 38th parallel across her face and they're envious of that, who knows.

"yeah, hey–, what do you think you guys are doing?" there is not an ounce of star quality in the way he recites this line, very realistic to the title of 'hero-in-training.’ he gently places his loose fists on his waist and gives them the most harmless, unthreatening expression ever. lips pursed with a gentle crinkle of the space between his brows, this is hassel's first attempt at his hero-drill for the year.

"it's not good to bully someone during lunch time! don't you guys know we have kimchi pancakes on the menu today?!" then the corner of his eyes catches a sight of familiar blue locks by the end of the bridge, and hassel locks on the brightest smile for his favorite hyung ever. his favorite hyung who’s definitely about to step in and help him out on his hero-journey for the day– believes in it!

[xvhassel-blog]

yo what’s good peeps, this is my boy hassel (sel) aka cell, a lazy hero-in-training and his thing is shapeshifting! you can read more about him on his profile page & read under the cut for some extra trivia + plot ideas. like this post if you’re down to plot and i’ll take my time and come into ya dms 😄

trivia.

a good, friendly egg who lacks that spark of enthusiasm at the end of everything to be a hero-hero, but he attempts! (sometimes!)

smiley, smiley boy who finds even the littlest of day-to-day moments entertaining, whether it’d be some clumsy girl tripping on air face-flat or watching his classmates banter about some trivial topics

the best cheater/resident troll on the island, advised not to bet anything if you’re about to play any card games or... anything at all with him

his forte is turning into small, cute animals because his second oldest sister loves ‘em and he practiced his shapeshifting abilities mostly for the purpose of entertaining her/keeping her happy

child-like with the way he talks and acts but also not the epitome of naivety either. an enigma, unlock more (plot) to find out :-)

plots.

sel catches a cold/is sick, unable to turn back into his original form after shifting into a *insert your muse’s favorite animal here* and just wandering around campus (sel: please don’t take me to the nearest animal shelter)

you’re a villain/villain-in-training and encounter sel in his undercover form (probably shifted into one of your villain buddies) but the catch is that his voice mimicry is not at all up to par with his physical shifting skills. hey, you smell (hear) something fishy?

your crush comes up to you and confesses their love for you and you start freaking out before you hear sel bursting out into laughter 😬😬😬 (teach this troll of a boy a lesson, maybe?!)

a shapeshifting service for whatever purpose it may be (petting zoo? interview practice?) for the price of *whatever sel feels like requesting at the moment* (villains not preferred, but you can try asking nicely 😄)

family friends, best friends, childhood friends, puppy love typa crush, etc.

anything else really!!! just throw your ideas @ me and i’ll roll w/ it

[oomshi]

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

[xvhassel-blog]

[thethirdheaven]