Some people: oh, i've been so busy i forgot to eat hahaha
Me: *ate 15 minutes ago*
My stomach: 🎶Hello....it's me....🎶
Me: Nooooooooo....
My stomach: 🎶I was wondering how long i have to wait until we eat🎶
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Some people: oh, i've been so busy i forgot to eat hahaha
Me: *ate 15 minutes ago*
My stomach: 🎶Hello....it's me....🎶
Me: Nooooooooo....
My stomach: 🎶I was wondering how long i have to wait until we eat🎶
me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building
Literally cannot read Aaron as anything but "Aye Aye Ron" now
#mystory 😂😂
Me today😂
GUYS
HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES
I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY
and thus
a beautiful friendship was born
hell yes
this is the first? THIS IS THE FIRST
I won’t fail. I’m not afraid.
fuck
well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
I was not expecting this
they have really good art too
…and that’s how I met your mother.
So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine + tumblr textposts, THE CONTINUING SAGA
*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier
his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature
Oh god, im crying 😂😂😋
stay safe
What's wrong with grandpa??
he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river
Me A F
speaking of art history
this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.
and this is her from the back
that is marble, y’all.
MARBLE.
carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.
i just.
wow.
fucking art, y’all.
fucking.
art.
the realism of thin fabric folding and draping over a freaking perfectly sculpted body is killing me
why is he so relatable
i like to balance my anxiety with puns