coding is hard

piss.

[spiderstape]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nangarlond]

dialogue from ascian monday night meetings™️

[addicted-to-darkness]

Zenos Yae Galvus + Wolf Pupy

[todaysbird]

every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

[todaysbird]

the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you

[terulakimban]

I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html

[nightmares06]

Look at the duck’s FACE

[applejuicewerewolf]

H A L P

[emet-selchs]

[source]

[nuclearanomaly]

Why, when you select Thancred for Trust, does he feel the need to scream?

[blushie]

moments when grls r Extra pretty : • the lil smile when they put on blush • tying up their hair - bonus points if she pulls out a few strands at the front to frame her face • putting on lotion - bonus if she rubs some on your hands cuz she took too much • pulling their hair out from under a scarf or jacket • when there’s like stray glitter on their faces ? shimmer blush ? eyeshadow ? who knows but it’s angelic • wearing Anything that is too big for them. in general - 2x bonus if it’s yours • when they receive a hot drink and hold it with both hands and just sort of put their face right up close to it

[crokuta]

i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this 

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

stop trying to procrastinate tomorrow by staying up late. the cruel progression of time stops for no one and you’re going to drag your ass out of bed on 2.5 hours of sleep and slam into a CRV full of toddlers on the highway because your stupid ass thought you could make time go slower by staring at the siren blue light of your phone.

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[namjoonsheaux]

Why is skincare ….., feminized

[casualpasta]

men weren’t supposed to have skin

[pringlesaremydivision]

so you’ve seen gifs of simone giertz’s shitty robots, right? of course you have.

she’s amazing. she’s hilarious. she’s a woman in STEM, kicking ass.

she just found out she has a brain tumor.

the doctors are pretty sure it’s benign, but it’s big, and she’s gonna have to have pretty major surgery which is gonna keep her from making videos for a while.

while she’s recovering, her patreon is pretty much gonna be her only source of income, so if you enjoy the gifs of her videos, or just want to support a pretty awesome chick who needs some help, you might want to kick a few dollars over that way.

(i’m not associated with simone in any way, i don’t know her - other than the fact that she favorited one of my tweets once! - but i absolutely adore her personality and her work and i haven’t seen any posts about this, so i figured i’d put something up.)

simone’s youtube - instagram - twitter - patreon

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[kristenwiiggle]

this week has been truly something ELSE 

golden state killer…CAPTURED

b*ll cosby….GUILTY

janelle monae….OUT AND PROUD

ABBA……BACK 2 FUCKIN GETHER

my skin……CLEARED

my bills………….PAID

my tax return……..IN MY ACCOUNT

[pendergosta]

Korean War……OVER

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When u put 2 and 2 together but get 11 because u found out more information than you wanted to 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[pterodactuality]

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”